Umm… I'm back? (Hopeful grin) Yeah… I got my computer taken away…. I have to stop acting all quiet and emo apparently.

Yeah… I got so many reviews that I'm not going to write everything in here. I'm just gonna say that yes, I read each of them. And thank you.

Chapter 4: Unimportant Details (have you noticed that the way this is formatted changes each time?)

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Mello was quite busy typing away at his 2007 Macintosh Computer serial number 845600259 at 3:43 PM, Wednesday, December 26, 2007. He was writing a love letter to his Near (HIS, mind you). While doing this he was wearing a cheap 100 cotton, long-sleeved, midnight-black t-shirt, which he bought at Marshall's for precisely $7.39. The shirt had been on sale (10 off our original low prices!!!!!) so Mello had hurried to buy sixteen ½. Don't ask how that turned out. He was wearing black stretchy pants (also 100 cotton and midnight-black which signifies that he has a special talent for matching colors and fabrics. Maybe he should drop being a detective and go into the fashion industry. Take a moment to picture that. Mello….. In the fashion industry). The stretchy pants were a little more pricy though. He had bought them 50 off at Macy's ($899.43, a bargain!) Mello was not wearing anything else (XD commando….) so we are now spared from this writer's strange…. Thingies. (1)

Thankfully, the writer took her ADD medication today so we don't need to deal with her suddenly losing concentration on what she was talking about. So… about that letter… This is what it sai-- Hey…. Is that a flamingo?

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Oops… wrong medication. Since this chapter completely sucked (not as if they all don't) I'll tell you what the letter said….

Dearest Darling Near,

I love you.

Love with lots of frills and hearts and ribbons and cupcakes,

Mello

Man, that was a letdown wasn't it?

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Really sorry. Seriously sorry. Sorry. It's just…. I felt bad with no update for a month and a day. What would you rather have- A short, pointless update, or no update at all? Hmm…. That's a good idea for a poll. Eh, someone can do it. Have fun.

(1)- I have actually seen this done. As in done, but not as a joke. Scary.