In this chapter, we witness how the Royal Knights get themselves busy with brainwashed Pokemon, mysterious crimes and a Mission Impossible... mission.
Let's begin...
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We start off this chapter with a scene of romance. Just picture it...
A moonlit beach...
Eva dressed in a bikini, walking along the shoreline...
...dragging an unconscious Growly, who had passed out from a heavy nosebleed after seeing Eva in a bikini, behind her.
Eva sighed tiredly. "Can we try something different? Something that doesn't leave my arms tired and Growly passed out?"
All right...
Picture the scene...
The leisure center...
"We have one of those?" Eva asked.
I just make things up as I go along...
Eva shrugged. "OK..."
Anyway, just picture this scene...
The leisure center...
... where Eva and Growly are playing with darts!
"What?!" Eva asked, magically dressed in her normal clothes. "I don't know how to play darts! Do you?"
Growly blinked, rubbing his eyes. "Wasn't I on a beach just a second ago?"
Eva sighed. "Apparently not, instead we're spending our date at the leisure center playing darts!"
Growly blinked. "Really?" He glanced at the darts he was holding. "I have a bad feeling about this..."
"Why's that?" Eva asked.
Growly sighed. "I don't know, I just can't explain it... Nevertheless, I guess this isn't such a bad thing. Now I can actually stay awake through a date for once! I mean, I usually end up passing out for some reason whenever we go out, don't I?"
Eva rubbed her eyes. "Growly, one of these days, you'll have to grow out of it. Otherwise, I'll never have kids with you!"
Moments later...
"Right, feeling better?" Eva asked, dumping a bloodstained tissue into a trash bin.
Growly blushed, rubbing his nose. "Y..Yeah... sorry..."
Eva shook her head. "Growly, am I that hot?"
Growly sighed dreamily. "Oh yes... you're the goddess in my eyes... the goddess that captured my heart..."
Eva blushed. "Oh, Growly..."
Ahem, can we move on?
Growly blinked. "What? I thought you wanted this to be romantic?"
Well...
Eva sighed. "Growly, I have a funny feeling that all might not be what it seems..."
Growly glanced at the darts. "Yeah... shall we play this and just ignore the author?" He prepared to throw the dart.
Eva wrapped her arms around Growly's neck, smiling. "I would rather do this.." She gently kissed Growly's cheek.
Growly smiled at Eva, mindlessly throwing the dart at the dartboard...
Would you believe that the dartboard happened to be placed next to an open door that I had no intention of putting there as part of a gag?
No?
Oh, okay...
So you probably won't be surprised when the dart sailed through the open door and...
"AAAAIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!"
Growly and Eva froze in shock when they heard that cry.
"Eva..." Growly started.
"Is there a back door in this room...?" Eva timidly asked.
Growly nodded. "Yeah... there just so happens to be one..."
"Are you willing to spend our date on the beach without passing out?" Eva asked.
"I'll try..." Growly gulped.
Eva nodded. "OK... Run!"
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Meanwhile, inside Alphamon's office in the Royal Knight's secret headquarters, a building just outside the city with a flag bearing the standard of the Royal Knights fluttering above it...
"You can hardly call our headquarters' location a secret if everyone in the city knows where we are!" Alphamon said, sitting at his desk.
Omnimon chuckled nervously. "Well, it was Dynasmon's idea, but we decided to call it a 'secret location' anyway to make us sound... tough?"
"Did it work?" Alphamon asked.
Omnimon shook his head. "No, not really..."
"So, I can safely ask if you're now considering abandoning this stupid idea of a 'secret hideout' that everyone knows about?" Alphamon asked.
Omnimon nodded his head. "Yes, I am..."
Alphamon sighed. "Good... now, anything else to report?"
Omnimon nodded. "Yes, the entire Legendary Pokemon clan are having a meeting to discuss several important topics...or in Kyogre and Groudon's case, beat the living daylights out of each other."
"Where are they meeting?" Alphamon asked.
"The same place where Sleipmon's Leppamon army lives...I don't think they know that, though." Omnimon muttered.
Alphamon blinked. "So, there's a good chance that either the Legendary Pokemon will kill the Leppamon, or they'll run away in fear from the Leppamon's annoying method of speech?"
Omnimon chuckled. "Actually... the Legendary Pokemon are... already at the Leppamon's home..."
Alphamon's eye twitched. "And you waited until now to give me this report, why?!"
"Because we didn't know they had arrived until now..." Omnimon whimpered.
Alphamon sighed. "So, what are the Legendary Pokemon doing?"
"From what we've learned, they sent a couple of Pokemon to try to convince the Leppamon to leave their home for a little while so they could get through their meeting quickly," Omnimon said. "They sent Suicune and Moltres to start things off..."
Alphamon leaned back in his chair. "Hmm, I wonder how they're doing..."
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Mew hovered over to the group of Leppamon, glancing around. "Hey, it's been two hours now! What's the holdup?"
"Well, we're looking for a good meal, leppa!" Said a Leppamon.
"Yeah, leppa... ever tried sushi, leppa?" Said another.
Mew blinked. "Erm... why are you saying 'leppa' at the ends of all your sentences?"
"It's our way of speaking, leppa..." A Leppamon replied.
Another Leppamon yawned. "Leeeeeeeeeeeppaaaaaaaa... How long is it until Sleipmon-sama calls us for a mission debriefing leppa?"
One of the Leppamon thought about it. "Hmm, leppa... I think in about 30 minutes or so, leppa."
"30 minutes or so, leppa?" The third Leppamon asked. "Do we get our money back, leppa?"
Mew's left eye twitched. "You work for that multi-legged, red centaurian?"
"Nope, leppa. We work for Sleipmon, a member of the Royal Knights, leppa. We don't work for Jessie of Team Rocket, leppa," Replied another Leppamon.
Mew had a hard choice at the moment. Either to facefault at that reply or just burst out laughing...
"We work for Sleipmon because we're part of his evolution line, leppa..." Said another Leppamon (Too many!!! Run!!!) "Our Rookie form is Kudamon, leppa. Our Champion form is the loveable leppa, leppa. And our Ultimate form is Quilinmon, leppa."
"And then you become Sleipmon? Interesting..." Mew muttered. "By the way, where're Suicune and Moltres?"
"I didn't know they were visiting, leppa..." Said a female voice.
Mew whirled around and gasped. "Suicune!?"
Suicune blinked. "Suicune, leppa? I'm a Leppamon, leppa."
A Leppamon shook his head. "No, leppa. You're a Legendary Pokemon, leppa."
A Leppamon chuckled nervously. "It seems that your two friends somehow started to think that they were Leppamon after they tried speaking to us, leppa."
Mew sweatdropped. "What?! You've brainwashed them?!"
"We didn't do it on purpose, leppa!" A Leppamon called out.
Suicune sniffed around. "So, leppa... when are we having tuna-sushi, leppa? I'm starving, leppa!"
Mew groaned. "Oh, for the love of Ho-Oh... Wait, does that mean Moltres is-"
"Hey, leppa! What's with the floating pink cat, leppa?" Asked Moltres as he landed beside Suicune.
"She's looking for Moltres and Suicune, leppa. Do you know who they are, leppa?" Suicune asked.
Moltres nodded. "Of course, leppa. Moltres is the flaming bird who works for Lugia, leppa. Suicune is the Beast of the Northern Winds who serves Ho-Oh, leppa. In other words, leppa... they're Legendary Pokemon, leppa."
Suicune's eyes widened in amazement. "Wow, leppa. Legendary Pokemon, leppa..." She paused. "What are Pokemon, leppa?"
Mew's right eye twitched. "Oh, sweet Jirachi... THEY'RE GONERS!!!!" She screamed like a little girl and ran away in fear before they could drive her insane too.
"What's up with her, leppa?" Suicune asked.
Moltres shrugged. "I don't know, leppa. Say, leppa... anyone for tuna-sushi, leppa?"
"Me, leppa!" Called out the Leppamon.
"Leppa."
"Leppa."
"Leppa."
Let's get out of here now...
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The other Legendary Pokemon were waiting nearby for Mew, Suicune, and Moltres to return...
Rayquaza yawned. "What's taking them so long?"
"They'll be back! Just give them time!" Ho-Oh snapped.
Rayquaza sighed. "Give them time, she says...Ho-Oh, Groudon and Kyogre are trying to kill each other again! I don't know how long I can stand it before I give up and let them kill themselves!"
"Why not convince them to fight in a different way?" Lugia suggested. "Like a question and answer game... if they have the brains for it, that is."
"Tried that..." Rayquaza muttered. "I wanted them to try a different type of battle... and they decided to play a round of Duel Monsters."
Lugia stared at Rayquaza in disbelief. "Duel Monsters?! What, with Duel Disks and everything?!"
Rayquaza nodded. "Yes, with Duel Disks and everything..."
"That'd look weird on Groudon..."Ho-Oh muttered. "And even odder on Kyogre, now that I think about it."
Rayquaza smirked. "Don't worry about it... it'll never happen. The moment they suggested that, I told them to kill each other..."
Ho-Oh sweatdropped. "You're so caring..."
Lugia sighed. "It is a popular card game for those who have fingers... I mean, those look at those two playing it over there!" He sweatdropped as he saw who was playing the game. "Oh no..."
Articuno glanced at the cards in her wings. Don't ask how she was holding them. "So, got any nines?"
Zapdos looked at the cards in his wings. "Erm... I have three pairs of Vennominaga the Deity of Poisonous Snakes, three pairs of Vennominon the King of Poisonous Snakes, two pairs of-"
"WRONG CARD GAME, IDIOT!!!" Articuno snapped.
Lugia groaned. Ho-Oh giggled. "Never mind, at least we can wait for the others to come back with good news..."
"RRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!" Mew screamed, zooming past the three large Pokemon before hiding in a tree.
"Gee, I wonder if she's got good news for us..." Rayquaza muttered.
"Mew? What's wrong?" Celebi asked, hovering up to the tree.
Mew poked her head out. "It's horrible! Suicune and Moltres have become just like them!"
"Just like who?" Raikou asked. His eyes widened. "Oh no!"
Entei glanced at Raikou. "What?!"
"I forgot! Doctor Who is on tonight!" Raikou gasped.
(WHAM!!!)
Articuno twirled the mallet around. "I wonder why we aren't permitted to wield mallets..."
Lugia stared at the dazed Raikou, who now had a large bump on his head. "I can think of one reason..."
"Leppa, leppa, leppa, leppa... THEY'RE DOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!" Mew sobbed.
Lugia rolled his eyes. "No, they're not... I can simply de-brainwash them with my Psychic powers..." He started flapping to get himself off the ground. "I'll go now, in fact..."
Ho-Oh flapped her wings as well. "I'll come too, considering that Suicune is my best Legendary Beast."
"What gives you that idea?" Raikou asked, getting up while rubbing his forehead.
"Considering that she's the main star of Pokemon Crystal and has the closest connection with the Unown, I think she's one of the best," Entei said. He put a fake, cheesy smile on his face. "Not that I'm jealous or anything..."
Raikou passed out from the scary, cheesy smile of Entei.
Articuno sweatdropped. "Oy vey..." She glanced at Zapdos. "Got any blacks?"
Zapdos stared at the cards. "Erm... One Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World, two Ancient City - Rainbow Ruins, five Uria, Lord of Searing Flames, Seven Rings in Hand, erm..."
Articuno dropped the cards and flapped her wings. "Lugia, Ho-Oh! WAIT FOR ME!!!"
Zapdos blinked. "What did I say?"
Lugia flew away. "Come on, you two! This will take a while!"
"OK!" Called Articuno and Ho-Oh as they followed Lugia.
"Good luck!" Mew called.
Rayquaza sighed. "I have a feeling something comical is about to happen..."
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Elsewhere, at a multi-story car park, the police and a few of the Royal Knights were investigating something terrible...
Flara, Eva and Growly were among the crowd milling about anxiously just outside the police barricade. Eva glanced around. "So, what's going on here?"
Dynasmon stepped forward. "Terrible stuff! There's been a murder!"
Eva gasped. "What?!"
Duftmon sighed. "Idiot, there wasn't a murder..."
"How do you know?" Dynasmon asked.
"Well, murder usually equals death... and the victim is still alive!" Duftmon snapped.
Dynasmon groaned. "What?! That's a shame!"
Growly blinked. "A shame...?"
Dynasmon nodded. "Yeah, I wanted to do cool stuff like those CSI guys on TV!"
Duftmon smirked. "The only 'cool stuff' you have back at HQ, Dynasmon, is the Wii."
"HOT STUFF!" Dynasmon cheered.
Growly sighed. "So, what's going to happen now?"
"We're waiting for another Knight to arrive, and then we can begin our investigation," Duftmon explained.
"And which Knight is that?" Eva asked.
"Me!" Magnamon groaned, limping into view. "Sorry I'm late... I'm in pain..."
Dynasmon shook his head. "I told you to be careful when playing Pokemon Battle Revolution..."
Flara blinked. "How can he pull a muscle playing that game? All you have to do is point and click!"
"True... you've been playing Super Mario Galaxy, haven't you?!" Dynasmon snapped.
Magnamon rolled his eyes. "Idiot, I've been under attack in an odd way..."
"How odd?" Flara asked.
"It was very unusual, ok?" Magnamon started. "Last night, I went to a leisure center to relax for a little while and I was ordering a drink at the bar. I ordered a Pepsi Max. And just before I start to drink it, some..." He paused to see some children nearby, and restrained himself from swearing. He sighed. "Some... GIT hit me in the leg with a DART!!!"
Growly and Eva paled and sweatdropped. Flara gasped. "How terrible!"
Dynasmon shrugged. "It could've been worse."
Duftmon palmed his face. "How could it be worse?!"
"He could have been facing forward and the dart could have hit him in the you-know-what..." Dynasmon said.
Magnamon glanced down and looked back up. "I have a codpiece protecting that spot."
"Really?" Dynasmon blinked. "Even when you're not wearing your armour?"
Magnamon palmed his face. "I wish Gallantmon was here... I could really use his shield..."
Duftmon shook his head. "Shall we get started?" He led the two Knights over to the scene of the crime. "Our victim is a biker who was leaving the parking lot, but was found at the toll gate... nothing was stolen from him, neither his wallet or his bike."
Magnamon blinked. "Really? How odd..."
Dynasmon nodded. "It is odd! It's a horrible murder!"
Duftmon palmed his face. "Give me... It's not a murder, idiot!"
Magnamon shrugged. "So, what's the problem?"
"The problem is that somebody tried to kill him!" Duftmon explained. "The biker only survived because of his helmet!"
Magnamon nodded, looking at the ground. "I see... so, if the biker is alive and unharmed, then why is there a chalk outline here?"
Dynasmon puffed out his chest proudly. "I put that there!"
Magnamon sweatdropped. "Enough said..."
Duftmon shook his head. "Your thoughts, Magnamon?"
"Yes... how do you know the perp was trying to kill this guy?" Magnamon asked.
"Somebody tried to hit him in the head with a hard, blunt object..." Duftmon said. "It was powerful enough to crack his helmet."
Magnamon nodded slowly. "I see... I find this very odd. Have we found the almost-murder weapon?"
Duftmon shook his head. "No, not yet."
"But, don't fret about it!" Dynasmon spoke up. "I'm sure it'll turn up..."
Magnamon rolled his eyes. "Right, I'm sure. How will it turn up? It's not like it's just fall out of the sky..."
Suddenly, the toll gate beeped, and the metal railing came down and...
(WHAM!!!)
"OOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!" Magnamon yelled, clutching the back of his head in pain.
Dynasmon blinked in amazement. "Magnamon, you're amazing! You've found the almost-murder weapon!"
Duftmon sweatdropped. "I have a funny feeling that there wasn't any attempted murder here..."
"I've got the feeling, but it's not funny!" Magnamon groaned, crawling on all fours while nursing the back of his head.
Dynasmon glanced at the toll gate and snapped his claws. "Ah, that reminds me! The manager of this place told me that they were experiencing a few problems with the gate since last night and have been waiting for the repairman to come!"
Magnamon blinked and walked back to the toll gate just as the metal railing went back up. "You knew all along?!"
"Well, I didn't think it was important..." Dynasmon said sheepishly.
"Wasn't important?!" Duftmon asked, looking shocked. "If you had told us the toll gate was broken, we would have figured out that the guy tried to pass through the toll gate and got hit by the railing! If you had mentioned that from the start, we would have spared Magnamon from having a headache!"
"But why was he trying to walk through the gate instead of riding?" Dynasmon asked. "Shall we ask him?"
"He's currently in the hospital, totally dazed and singing His World 15 times every 40 minutes..." Duftmon muttered.
Magnamon muttered. "Well, that's two pains I've got. One in my head and the other on my leg... I still wish I knew the git who attacked me with the dart!"
"You never saw him?" Duftmon asked.
Magnamon shook his head. "No... he was gone by the time I removed the dart..."
Due to the fact that they were canines and had good hearing, Eva and Growly sighed in relief.
"So, now what?" Dynasmon asked. "There was no crime and no murder... what shall we do now?"
Magnamon paused to think. "Well..."
The toll gate beeped...
The railing came down...
(WHAM!!!)
"OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" Magnamon yelled.
Duftmon sweatdropped, pulling Magnamon away from the toll gate. "Get Magnamon a back helmet for starters..."
Dynasmon nodded. "Good idea..."
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Later, back in the Royal Knights' headquarters...
Alphamon sat at his desk with Omnimon and Gallantmon by his side. He was currently addressing Dynasmon, Duftmon, and a mummified headed Magnamon. Alphamon coughed. "So, once the rider came to his senses, did he explain WHY he walked through the toll instead of using his bike?"
Duftmon nodded. "Yes... you see, the moment he put his money in, the railing went up... then, came back down. Went up and down, up and down... and this lasted five minutes. Then, it suddenly stopped... so he got up and walked through it... nothing. So, he walked back through the gate to his bike and WHAM!!!"
Gallantmon rubbed his head. "This toll gate is a problem..."
"Tell me about it..." Magnamon grumbled.
Omnimon shook his head. "Well, I just hope this toll gate is getting fixed..."
"Actually, they're getting a new one..." Dynasmon said. "Especially now that somebody brought the broken one..."
Gallantmon blinked. "What?! What kind of idiot buys a broken toll gate?!"
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"Hey, goss! Look!" SkullSatamon called out. "I've brought myself a toll gate!"
BlackGuilmon came out, totally confused. "You brought a toll gate?!"
SkullSatamon nodded, standing beside the toll gate with a smile. "Yeah! And it was really cheap!"
"How cheap...?" BlackGuilmon asked.
SkullSatamon thought about that. "I can't remember, but it was between 3 and 3000 pounds..."
BlackGuilmon sighed. "So, what did you buy a toll gate for?"
SkullSatamon shrugged. "I dunno. I was hoping you could tell me..."
BlackGuilmon palmed his face.
"You know, this toll gate could be the next big thing!" SkullSatamon said. "It could be even bigger than the Wii!"
BlackGuilmon blinked. "The Wii?!"
SkullSatamon shook his head. "No thanks... I've already been..."
"Would you like to go to China!?" BlackGuilmon snapped, lifting the toll gate with incredible ease.
SkullSatamon blinked. "Why?"
BlackGuilmon sighed, putting the toll gate down. "Idiot, it won't be bigger than the Wii..."
SkullSatamon shook his head. "No, of course not... you see, it's-"
"QUIET!!!" BlackGuilmon snapped, holding up his large pencil. "Why, oh why, oh why, did Nintendo call it the Wii?" SkullSatamon opened his mouth to comment. "Shut it!"
SkullSatamon blinked. "OK..."
BlackGuilmon sighed before looking at the toll gate. "So, does it work?"
SkullSatamon nodded. "Of course!" He slammed his hand against the toll gate. "Look!"
The toll gate beeped...
The railing came down...
(WHAM!!!!!)
And BlackGuilmon's entire body was buried in the ground, with only his head visible.
"It worked!" SkullSatamon happily said.
BlackGuilmon issued a wordless scream of rage. The skies darkened, the sun turned red, and BlackGuilmon erupted from the ground in a horrific explosion and instantly Warp-Digivolved to BlackMegidramon and loomed over SkullSatamon, blood dripping from his jaws as he lifted a giant flaming pencil into the air.
"How did I Digivolve into BlackMegidramon...?" BlackMegidramon wondered.
Don't break the fourth wall or else!
"Or else what?!" BlackMegidramon demanded.
The toll gate beeped...
The railing came down...
(WHAM!!!!!)
"I take your point..." BlackMegidramon groaned, crawling away.
SkullSatamon scratched his head. "Hey, you can't Digivolve into BlackMegidramon! You Digivolve into ChaosDukemon, then ChaosDukemon Destruction Mode and then a fusion of your knight form and Megidramon form called ChaosDukemon Hazard Mode!"
BlackMegidramon blinked. "He's right, oddly enough! Why can't I Digivolve into ChaosDukemon Hazard Mode?! Why? Why?! WHY?!?!"
The toll gate beeped...
The railing came down...
(WHAM!!!!!)
"I take your point... AGAIN..." BlackMegidramon groaned, crawling away.
Onto the next scene...
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Alphamon got up from his seat. "In any case... Well done, you three."
Dynasmon rubbed his claws gleefully. "I hope we get a rise for this..."
"What for?!" Duftmon asked. "We only discovered it was an accident! Besides, if anyone is getting a pay raise, it's Magnamon!"
Dynasmon blinked. "Why? What did he do?"
"Do you think I'm wearing these bandages for the fun of it!?" Magnamon snapped.
"In any case, we better get ready..." Gallantmon said, rubbing his forehead. "It's that time again..."
Dynasmon blinked. "Again? You mean... ANOTHER Christmas play?! But...it's only January, right? We don't have Christmas again for another eleven months!"
"Shield, please..." Duftmon and Magnamon said dully, glancing at Gallantmon.
Gallantmon nodded, summoning his shield. "Fine..."
Omnimon shook his head. "No, Dynasmon... it's time to inspect our personal armies. Last time, it was Crusadermon and her Knightmon..."
"Considering her new name in the future will be LOADKNIGHTMON..." Duftmon whispered, snickering.
"I HEARD THAT!!!" Crusadermon said, suddenly appearing behind Duftmon and hitting his head with a large frying pan.
"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" Duftmon cried.
Magnamon sweatdropped. "Pay raise for him..."
"So, who's next?" Dynasmon asked. "Me and my Mystimon army? UlforceVeedramon and his AeroVeedramon army? Gallantmon and his WarGrowlmon army? Magnamon and his ExVeemon army? Examon... erm..."
"Examon doesn't have an army yet..." Omnimon said. "We're still looking for an ideal army for him to lead."
Dynasmon nodded. "Right... Hold on, does that include you?"
Omnimon sweatdropped. "Erm..."
"I mean... you're two Digimon rolled into one!" Dynasmon said. "Do you lead Greymon and MetalGreymon or Garurumon and WereGarurumon?"
"Still... haven't... decided..." Omnimon muttered.
Duftmon shrugged. "Don't worry about it, sir. I don't have one yet, either."
Alphamon perked up. "Ah, problem solved..."
"What do you mean?" Duftmon asked.
Alphamon picked up some paperwork. "Well... we have an army of MetalGreymon and an army of WereGarurumon that don't have leaders yet. Omnimon will lead the MetalGreymon while you can lead the WereGarurumon, Duftmon."
Duftmon nodded. "Perfect, sir! But, why mention this now...?"
"Because you already spoke up about not having your own personal army!" Alphamon replied.
Duftmon sweatdropped. "Oh..."
Dynasmon scratched his head. "Anyway... who is it? Omnimon and his MetalGreymon army? Duftmon and his WereGarurumon army?"
"WE JUST GOT THEM!!!" Omnimon and Duftmon snapped.
"What about Craniummon and his Swa... No... Saw... No... Shaman... No... Shawubin... no... ShawuingGINmon? No..." Dynasmon muttered. "SHA...WU...ING...JIN...MON!!!!!!!!!"
"You mean Shaujinmon?" Magnamon asked.
Dynasmon laughed sheepishly. "Yeah...that's them..."
Alphamon shook his head. "No, none of them..."
"Is it your army?" Duftmon asked. "You and your DoruGreymon army, sir?"
Alphamon shook his head. "No. It's the army led by a Knight that you purposefully left out..."
Magnamon's eyes widened. "No... you don't mean..."
Gallantmon nodded. "Yes... it's Sleipmon and his Leppamon army."
Dynasmon stepped back in horror. "No... no... no... no..." He fell to his knees melodramatically, screaming in slow motion. "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Crusadermon walked by in normal speed. "I think you're overdoing it a bit..."
"Sir, this must be a mistake!" Duftmon yelled in horror.
"It's no mistake... it's that time of the year to check Sleipmon's Leppamon army!" Alphamon said. "Unless there's something else you urgently need to do, we must evaluate each other's armies to see how well they're doing... and currently-"
"You're doing a good job on the DoruGreymon, no doubt?" Duftmon asked sarcastically. "Because you're our leader and everything..."
Alphamon chuckled. "Actually, Craniummon is doing a better job on his army than me for a number of reasons!"
Dynasmon blinked. "What!? His Swa... No... Saw... No... Shaman... No... Shawubin... no... ShawuingGINmon? No... SHA...WU...ING...JIN...MON!!!!!!!!!"
"You mean Shaujinmon?" Magnamon asked.
Dynasmon laughed sheepishly. "Yeah...that's them..."
"You were saying?" Alphamon asked.
"I forgot the question..." Dynasmon muttered.
"Shall we go?" Gallantmon asked.
Omnimon nodded. "Yes... And like Alphamon-sama said, unless you have a good reason not to come, you need to go with us."
"Correct!" Gallantmon agreed. "And it better not be the same excuse you gave last time."
Magnamon scratched his head. "And what reason was that?"
"Going to Disneyland to protect the Disney Princesses from Seto Kaiba's mercenaries." Gallantmon said.
Magnamon sweatdropped. "What? That excuse was used back then?!"
Alphamon nodded. "Yes... they only moved onto Jaden Yuki because they got tired of going to Disneyland from here."
Dynasmon stood tall and proud. "Still... we're valiant warriors to be protecting the virtue of beautiful Princesses! Snow White, Belle, Jasmine, Mulan, Maid Marian, Perdita, Nala, Kiara..."
"Maid Marian, Perdita, Nala and Kiara aren't Princesses, dolt!" Duftmon snapped. "Sure, Kiara is the daughter of King Simba and Queen Nala, but she's not a Disney Princess!"
"SkullSatamon told me they were!" Dynasmon said.
Alphamon shook his head. "Dynasmon, if SkullSatamon told you that Robin Hood was an actual bad guy, would you believe him?"
Gallantmon polished his shield. "Choose wisely..."
"In any case, the mercenary excuse is now defunct, seeing as they have retired..." Omnimon said. "Got any new pathetic excuses?"
Duftmon sweatdropped. "Yes! We're going... to protect... the Disney princesses... from... dogcatchers?"
Magnamon blinked. "Dogcatchers...?"
"Just give me a minute!" Duftmon snapped. "I need to think it through!"
"Wait! Dogcatchers?!" Dynasmon gasped. "Not only does Perdita need protection, but so do Pongo and the other Dalmatians?! And Lady and Tramp?! And Dodger and Rita?! And-"
"OK! OK!" Duftmon yelled. "Bad example!"
Alphamon chuckled. "Great... so, I guess that means-"
The stepped in. "Excuse me, sir. We have a... strange problem on our hands..."
"What is it, Examon?" Alphamon asked.
"It's UlforceVeedramon..." Examon said. "He's-"
"VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!"
Examon sweatdropped. "...brought a friend..."
UlforceVeedramon stepped into the office. Victreebel was covering his head. "Hey! Meet my new friend and hat!"
"How did he get in here?!" Omnimon demanded.
Examon shrugged. "He didn't... as soon as I told UlforceVeedramon that he'd be joining us for the inspection, he walked out and came back in with a Victreebel over his head..."
Alphamon rubbed his head. "Right...UlforceVeedramon, what was running through your head when you did that?"
"Nothing...?" Said a sheepish UlforceVeedramon.
Magnamon sweatdropped. "I'm not surprised..."
Alphamon sighed, getting up. "Nevertheless, let's get this inspection over with."
"VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!"
"Even though we have a new refruit?" Dynasmon asked.
"RECRUIT!!!" Duftmon snapped.
"Just go!" Gallantmon yelled.
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"What am I going to do? What am I going to do?" Sleipmon muttered to himself, pacing around anxiously.
Craniummon stood nearby, sighing, a package tucked underneath one arm. "You have to tell him, Sleipmon. He's going to find out anyway the moment he walks into that room..."
"Yes, but how am I going to tell him that-" Sleipmon started.
"Sleipmon!" Alphamon called, walking up to the two Knights with Duftmon and Crusadermon dragging UlforceVeedramon, who had a Victreebel over his head, behind him. "It's time... Are you ready, my friend...?"
Sleipmon nodded slowly. "Yes... just... can I give a small warning...?"
Gallantmon shook his head. "No warnings... we'll find out ourselves."
"I'm sure you will..." Craniummon muttered to himself. He handed Alphamon the package. "This just arrived, sir. It's from Flamedramon of the Dra-Warriors. It seems we have a new mission at hand!"
Alphamon nodded. "Excellent. We'll check it out later... Is everyone ready?"
"Yes, sir!" The other Knights said, Knights said, except for Sleipmon, Craniummon...
"VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!"
And Victreebel, of course.
"The new refruit!" Dynasmon said.
"RECRUIT!" Duftmon snapped.
Alphamon chuckled. "All right then..." He opened the door. "Let's go in!"
Sleipmon gulped. "Oh boy..."
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As soon as he entered the room, Alphamon headed over to the first of the assembled Leppamon that lined up. "How are you, Leppamon?"
"I'm fine, Lord Alphamon-sama, leppa..." Said the Leppamon.
Alphamon nodded. "Good..." He went onto the second Leppamon. "And you?"
"Doing okay, Lord Alphamon-sama, leppa..." Said the second Leppamon.
"That's excellent..." Alphamon said, moving on to the next Leppamon. "You look fit and healthy."
The third Leppamon bowed. "Thank you very much, leppa."
Alphamon went to the fourth one. "And you?"
"Very well, leppa..." Said Suicune.
Alphamon nodded. "Good..." He stepped forward...
Paused for a moment...
...and took a step back. "Suicune?"
Suicune blinked. "Suicune? I'm not Suicune, I'm a Leppamon, leppa."
Dynasmon looked impressed. "Wow, a Leppamon that's able to transform itself into a Legendary Pokemon!"
"Which is more annoying?" Magnamon asked. "The leppa Leppamon or the dunce Dynasmon?"
Alphamon shook his head and glanced at the fifth Leppamon. "How about..." He blinked and looked up. "...you...?"
Lugia smiled. "I'm doing okay, leppa. I'm just feeling hungry, leppa. Anyone for tuna-sushi, leppa?"
Alphamon rubbed his eyes. "Oh boy..."
Examon walked over to Lugia. "What the...what's going on here?!" He walked over to the sixth Leppamon. "And who is this?!"
"Hi, there, leppa!" Said Ho-Oh cheerfully. "Got any tips on how to Digivolve into Quilinmon, leppa?"
Examon sweatdropped. "Erm..."
"Hey, leppa! Give him some space, leppa!" Moltres called out. "We're still new to this, leppa! We don't even know which Knight should make us run for cover, leppa! They say he can confuse his enemies with words that don't make any sense, leppa!"
Dynasmon looked proud. "That'd be me! Me, my megaphone and my wonderful speeches!"
Duftmon laughed. "See? He made a joke!"
"Was it funny, leppa?" Articuno asked. "I didn't get the joke, leppa. Went over my head, leppa. It was very fast, leppa. Very, very fast, leppa. Too fast, leppa. Too, very fast, leppa. Leppa."
Gallantmon's eye twitched. "Sleipmon, what's your excu- Where did he go?!"
"Crusadermon, let go of my tail!" Sleipmon yelled, trying to sneak out of the room.
"I got him, sir! I got him!" Crusadermon called.
Duftmon blinked. "A six-legged centaur-like Digimon that can't escape the room because of a pink, two-legged knight? Is there something wrong with this?"
"Leppa!" Said Suicune.
"Leppa!" Said Lugia.
"Leppa!" Said Ho-Oh.
"Leppa!" Said Moltres.
"Leppa!" Said Articuno.
"VIIIIIC!!!" Shrieked UlforceVeedramon.
Omnimon and Craniummon stared at UlforceVeedramon.
"I think he got tired of screeching..." UlforceVeedramon said.
"VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!"
"Nope, never mind, he's fine!" UlforceVeedramon corrected himself.
Alphamon sighed. "Perfect, just perfect... it happened again..." He turned to his second-in-command. "Have these five brought to our 'special' room."
Omnimon's eyes widened. "Sir, you don't mean..."
"The archive room?!" Duftmon guessed. "That place where Dynasmon has put records of all his speeches? You've been saving them to use in case anyone ever fell to the evil brainwashing of Leppamon and plan to use them to bring these poor souls back to normal?!"
"No..." Alphamon replied.
Duftmon shrugged. "It was a long shot..."
Craniummon rolled his eyes. "He's referring to a device I've been working on just in case anyone got brainwashed by the Leppamon. It's a helmet that can return an altered mind back to its original state."
Magnamon blinked. "Well, this helmet better be big... I mean, the size of Lugia and Ho-Oh's heads..."
"I know, I've made it variable in sizes," Craniummon said. "It can be as small as a Chuumon, or as big as an Apocalymon."
"Why did you make a helmet THAT big?!" Duftmon asked.
"Remember the last time when Magnadramon got her brain turned into a Leppamon?" Craniummon said. "Thankfully, it was just her, and none of the other Great Dragon Digimon..."
Gallantmon nodded. "I know... Azulongmon, Golddramon, Megidramon..."
Dynasmon scratched his head. "How do you know this helmet will work, Craniummon? Did you test it on your Swa... No... Saw... No... Shaman... No... Shawubin... no... ShawuingGINmon? No... SHA...WU...ING...JIN...MON!!!!!!!!!"
"You mean Shaujinmon?" Magnamon asked.
Dynasmon laughed sheepishly. "Yeah...that's them..."
"What do you think brought Magnadramon back to her senses?" Craniummon asked.
"My speeches?" Dynasmon guessed.
Omnimon sighed. "No, we weren't cruel enough to make her listen to those."
Craniummon shook his head. "Nope, my helmet. I could call it the De-Leppa."
"Did he speak German, leppa?" Suicune asked.
"De Leppa, leppa?" Lugia added.
Articuno nodded. "That's right, leppa. De leppa, leppa, leppa. Why do we say leppa, leppa? Sounds weird saying leppa, leppa."
Dynasmon sighed. "Man, we should have done Craniummon and his Swa... No... Saw... No... Shaman... No... Shawubin... no... ShawuingGINmon? No... SHA...WU...ING...JIN...MON!!!!!!!!!"
"You mean Shaujinmon?" Magnamon asked.
Dynasmon laughed sheepishly. "Yeah...that's them..."
"Examon, Gallantmon, Omnimon, UlforceVeedramon!" Alphamon called out. "Help me move them to outside while Craniummon and Sleipmon get the helmets!"
Examon nodded. "Yes, sir!"
Gallantmon nodded. "Yes, sir!"
Omnimon nodded. "Yes, sir!"
"VIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!"
"One problem, sir..." UlforceVeedramon muttered.
Alphamon rolled his eyes. "Change of plan... Dynasmon, you help out! Crusadermon, Duftmon... help UlforceVeedramon!"
Duftmon and Crusadermon nodded. "Yes, sir!"
Magnamon rubbed his forehead. "What a day..."
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Moments later...
Suicune walked back into the Royal Knight's headquarters, groaning. "My head... Reminds me of the time Zapdos tried singing karaoke."
Moltres followed, shaking his head. "He wasn't singing, he was screaming in pain because Articuno fired an Ice Beam at his tail."
"Hey! He deserved it!" Articuno snapped, cringing at the sudden pain in her head. "He led Team Rocket to me, and they drove me nuts with their dumb motto, their stupid ideas to catch me, and their crummy jokes before I sent them blasting off!"
Moltres sweatdropped. "I think it was an accident, Articuno...him leading them there."
Articuno grumbled. "Was it before or after he zapped me, laughed and then I froze his tail when you arrived?"
"Enough!" Lugia snapped, making him wince from the pain in his head. "Just be glad this is all over..."
Ho-Oh steadied herself, looking at Alphamon and Omnimon. "Thank you... for saving us... from being Leppamon forever... ooh..."
"Are you okay?" Alphamon asked.
Ho-Oh nodded. "Yes... I have no complaints about how you saved us... just as long it got the job done."
"Well, to be honest, there are a few side effects to watch out for..." Omnimon said.
Articuno blinked. "Side effects? What side effects, leppa?"
Lugia sweatdropped. "You've just answered your own question..."
"How is THAT a side-effect?!" Moltres asked. "It looks like the process was a failure, leppa!"
"At least we know we're Pokemon and not Digimon, leppa!" Lugia pointed out.
Suicune nodded. "True... I know I'm a Suicune this time, leppa. I just wonder how long we'll say leppa, leppa."
Alphamon sighed. "Don't worry... it'll wear off soon... just give it time..."
"Very well, leppa..." Ho-Oh replied, blushing.
Suicune shook her head, trying to clear it. "S...Shall we go... and rejoin the others?"
Articuno nodded. "I agree, leppa... Now that the Leppamon are in there, we can have our meeting on the grounds, leppa..."
"That's right!" Lugia agreed. "Which means you can continue the card game you were trying to play with Zapdos, Articuno..."
Articuno sweatdropped. "Erm... on second thought..." She flew away in fear. "I WANNA STAY AS A LEPPAMON, LEPPA!!!"
Suicune blinked. "Wow... she's almost fast as me..."
"Well, she does need a bit of... inspiration to fly that fast..." Moltres muttered.
"That's the thanks we get...?" Omnimon muttered.
Ho-Oh coughed. "You must forgive Articuno, she had some problems with Zapdos before getting brainwashed."
Alphamon chuckled. "Don't worry about it, we have problems of our own too. If you stick around, you can see what I mean..."
"I think we have to stick around..." Lugia muttered. "We need to stop Articuno before she becomes a Leppamon again! Quick! Stop her!"
Moltres sighed. "Oh boy, leppa... I don't even mind saying this, leppa..."
Suicune rolled her eyes. "Just hang on, leppa... It'll soon be over, leppa... I hope, leppa..."
"So, where are your other Knights, leppa?" Lugia asked.
"Craniummon is putting the helmets away, Crusadermon is putting the Victreebel away... I think..." Omnimon muttered. "Magnamon is taking the rest of the day off and the others are on a important mission..."
Alphamon nodded. Yes, I've sent Gallantmon to debrief them as team leader."
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Dynasmon looked very annoyed. "This CD player is useless! It can't play this disc!"
"No, it's not useless..." Examon muttered. He held up an item. "This isn't a disc, it's a tape."
Sleipmon walked in with a tape player, looking eager. "Here it is! Here it is!"
"You look happy..." Duftmon said.
Sleipmon grinned. "Why shouldn't I? It's in my blood to enjoy the important missions that we Royal Knights take part in..."
Duftmon sweatdropped. "You just want some time off away from your Leppamon, don't you?"
"When are you going to play the tape?" Sleipmon asked.
Gallantmon sighed. "We'll play it once the tape recorder has been set up."
"We have to be careful..." UlforceVeedramon said. "Thanks to Dynasmon, Flamedramon is sending these tapes to us Mission Impossible-style... this is the seventh tape recorder we've had to buy!"
Dynasmon shrugged. "I just think it's cool to try it out..."
Examon held up a couple of destroyed tape recorders. "Try telling that to these guys!"
"I hope you told Flamedramon that these exploding tapes have to stop soon..." Duftmon said.
Dynasmon nodded. "Of course I have..."
Duftmon sighed. "Good..."
"Right after this one..." Dynasmon finished.
Examon sweatdropped. "I'll go and order a new tape recorder..."
UlforceVeedramon inserted the tape. "Right, ready..."
Gallantmon nodded. "Good. Play it."
Sleipmon pressed 'play' and... "Are you paying too much for car insurance?"
"Fast forward! Fast forward!" Gallantmon snapped.
One quick fast forward later...
"Were you injured in an accident that wasn't your fault?" Asked a voice on the tape.
"Fast forward again! Fast forward again!" Gallantmon snapped.
One quick fast forward, again, later...
"Have you got it?" Gallantmon asked.
Sleipmon nodded. "Yes, I've reached the part of the tape where Flamedramon is."
Gallantmon sighed. "Good... glad to know Flamedramon is putting these worthless advertising tapes to good use... Now, no more fast forwarding..."
Flamedramon's voice came out of the speakers. "Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? Is it working?"
Gallantmon sweatdropped. "Fast forward..."
One quick fast forward later...
"Good evening, gentlemen..." Flamedramon said.
Dynasmon nodded. "Good evening..."
"Dynasmon, remember... this is a tape... you don't have to reply to it..." Flamedramon said.
Dynasmon laughed. "Sorry..."
Examon sweatdropped. "Talk about insane plothole insanity..."
"You don't have to say insane twice, you know..." Sleipmon muttered.
Duftmon nodded. "Yes... it's more than twice..."
Sleipmon palmed his face. "I didn't mean it like that..."
"Your mission, if you choose to accept it--do you choose to accept it? If not, the Royal Knights will tea-" Flamedramon paused. "Dynasmon, you ARE a Royal Knight!"
Dynasmon snapped his fingers. "I knew there was something wrong..."
"STOP LAUGHING, LUZDRAMON!!!" Flamedramon yelled. "Anyway, do you accept it?"
Dynasmon nodded. "Of course we do!"
Examon sighed. "Dynasmon, this is a tape... you don't have to-"
"Excellent choice, Dynasmon!" Flamedramon said.
Examon facefaulted.
Gallantmon rolled his eyes. "Get on with it..."
"Your mission for today is-" Flamedramon paused. "What's the mission again?"
Gallantmon facefaulted.
"Ah, here it is... your mission is to find a Chaos Emerald that has been spotted somewhere in Germany. You must get it before it falls into the wrong hands!" Flamedramon said.
Duftmon nodded. "OK!"
"Did he say it's in Germany?" UlforceVeedramon said, rewinding the tape a little.
"Find a Chaos Emerald that has been spotted somewhere in Disneyland!" Flamedramon said.
Examon sweatdropped. "How...? Oh, never mind..."
"I wish you guys good luck!" Flamedramon said. "Oh, and can you throw this tape out the window to dispose of it? We ran out of explosives to put in this tape."
Examon sighed in relief. "That's wonderful news, isn't it? A tape recorder has been spared..."
"Out you go!" Dynasmon said, throwing the tape recorder out the window.
"Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh..." Flamedramon cried as the tape recorder fell out of hearing range.
Examon walked away. "I'll order a new tape recorder now..."
"Get back here!" Gallantmon snapped. He sighed. "All right, we'd better start this mission immediately!"
"Just one question..." Duftmon said. "What happens if we refuse to do this task?"
UlforceVeedramon gasped. "You can't do that! Flamedramon will punish us!"
Duftmon shook his head. "How can Flamedramon punish us?! We're Mega-level Digimon and he's a normal Armour-level Digimon! What can he do to punish me?"
The toll gate beeped...
The railing came down...
(WHAM!!!!!)
"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!" Duftmon yelled.
"By the power of Plothole!" UlforceVeedramon called out.
"THUNDERCATS, HOOOOO!!!" Dynasmon bellowed.
(CLANG!!!)
Gallantmon sighed, polishing his shield. "Get a grip, will you...?"
Dynasmon got up, rubbing his face. "So... shall we get some members of our army to help? I just hope we don't get Craniummon and his Swa... No... Saw... No... Shaman... No... Shawubin... no... ShawuingGINmon? No... SHA...WU...ING...JIN...MON!!!!!!!!!"
"Don't you mean..." Sleipmon paused and opened the door. "Magnamon! Dynasmon is at it again!"
"Dynasmon, do you mean Shaujinmon?" Magnamon bellowed.
Dynasmon laughed sheepishly. "Yeah...that's them..."
Gallantmon shook his head. "No... this requires the experience of the Royal Knights..." He got up from the table. "Let's go! If leave now, we'll make it to Disneyland by nightfall!"
"I hope Mickey Mouse will remember us!" Dynasmon said cheerfully.
Duftmon rolled his eyes. "Of course he would. I was the one who told him and the others to hide the megaphones when you were around!"
Dynasmon gasped in horror. "It was you!? Why?!"
"Give me five minutes and I'll write down a list of one hundred reasons you shouldn't have a megaphone..." Duftmon replied.
Gallantmon walked over to a door. "Hmm..."
"Something the matter?" Sleipmon asked.
"Somebody locked the door from the inside..." Gallantmon muttered.
Dynasmon gasped in horror. "OH NO!!! WE'RE DOOMED!!! QUICK, SUMMON THE THUNDERCATS!!!"
UlforceVeedramon summoned his lightsaber sword. "On it!"
Examon sweatdropped. "But, if it's locked from the inside, that means we can open it easily..."
Gallantmon unlocked and opened the door." "Exactly..."
"Who locked the door?" Examon wondered.
"Me..." Duftmon muttered. "In order to keep the Leppamon out..."
Gallantmon shook his head. "Nevertheless, let's move out!" He walked out of the room with the other Knights while Duftmon stayed behind. "Duftmon, come on!"
Duftmon shook his head. "No way! There's no way I'm going to fly over to Disneyland to tire myself out while dealing with Thundercat calls, Sawbin... something-mon-"
"Shaujinmon!" Magnamon called.
"Whatever..." Duftmon muttered. "Shaujinmon problems and Dynasmon himself! Nothing's going to make me go, and that's final!"
The toll gate beeped...
"WAIT FOR ME!!!!" Duftmon yelled, running out of the room.
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Five hours later, in a tunnel underneath Disneyland...
Gallantmon gave the sky-blue Chaos Emerald an appraising nod. "Good job, men. We were able to get this before Jafar found it..."
"Too bad the readers didn't get to see us strut our stuff..." UlforceVeedramon muttered.
Duftmon shrugged. "Where's the comedy in that?"
"Stop breaking the fourth wall!" Sleipmon hissed. "That's what BlackGuilmon's supposed to do with SkullSatamon's head..."
Duftmon shook his head. "Never mind... at least you two didn't do anything stupid..."
"What? Us? Stupid?" Dynasmon asked, looking shocked. "What makes you think we would have?"
Examon sweatdropped. "Is that a rhetorical quesion...?"
Duftmon sighed. "Oh boy... somebody show these two that they could do something stupid! Somebody?! Anybody?!"
The toll gate beeped...
The railing came down...
(WHAM!!!!!)
"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!" Duftmon yelled.
"By the power of Plothole!" UlforceVeedramon called out.
"THUNDERCATS, HOOOOO!!!" Dynasmon bellowed.
Sleipmon poked Duftmon. "Be careful what you wish for..."
Duftmon groaned. "Shut up..."
"Right, we've got the Emerald!" Gallantmon said. "Let's return to base!"
Dynasmon blinked. "Do you think we need some back-up in case we're ambushed? Let's hope you don't get Craniummon and his Swa... No... Saw... No... Shaman... No... Shawubin... no... ShawuingGINmon? No... SHA...WU...ING...JIN...MON!!!!!!!!!"
(RING! RING!)
Examon brought out a cell phone and answered it. "Hello?" He handed it to Dynasmon. "It's for you..."
"Yes?" Dynasmon asked.
"Do you mean Shaujinmon?" Magnamon asked.
Dynasmon laughed sheepishly. "Yeah, that's them..."
Sleipmon scratched his head. "Where did Examon get that cell phone from and how did Magnamon know to call at that exact moment?"
UlforceVeedramon chuckled. "Simple. By the power of-"
"Oh, zip it..." Sleipmon muttered.
"So, what now?" Duftmon asked. "More insanity, meet the Disney characters, wait for a new mission, or just head back and hope we can finish the chapter early?"
Gallantmon rolled his eyes. "For our sake and for the completion of this story, let's hope it's the last part..."
"I'd rather do the second choice!" Dynasmon said. He pointed in a random direction dramatically. "Let's meet up with the Disney characters!"
Examon sweatdropped. "Other way..."
Dynasmon blinked. "Oh? Where am I pointing then? The nesting grounds of the Shaujinmon?"
Phone rings...
Dynasmon answered the phone. "Hello?"
"You got it right?! You got it right!!!" Magnamon cheered.
Dynasmon blinked. "Got what right? Oh, you mean Swa...No... Saw... No... Shaman... No... Shawubin... no... ShawuingGINmon? No... SHA...WU...ING...JIN...MON!!!!!!!!!"
(BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!)
"Did he lose the connection?" Examon asked.
"I'm guessing it's Magnamon swearing..." Duftmon muttered.
Gallantmon shook his head. "Oy vey... OK, everyone. Let's get above ground right now..."
Sleipmon glanced up. "I wonder where in Disneyland we're underneath at the moment."
"Anyone want to bet that we're underneath the Pride Lands from The Lion King?" Duftmon asked.
UlforceVeedramon blinked. "Why would you say that?"
"Because its the author's favourite film with Nala being his favourite character..." Duftmon reasoned.
UlforceVeedramon shook his head. "No, no... need a better reason than that..."
Duftmon's eye twitched. "Oh, shut up..."
"Look! Lion King or not, we have to go aboveground!" Gallantmon said. "OK! Everybody, onwards and upwards!"
"What's the opposite of that?" Dynasmon asked. "Leftwards and rightwards?"
"Offwards and downwards?" UlforceVeedramon guessed.
"JUST GO!!!" Sleipmon snapped.
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Royal Knights Headquarters...
Gallantmon walked in with a heavy sigh. "Well, glad that's over..."
Examon walked in, a pale and horrified look on his face. "I know...it's incredible...almost like the world ended..."
"Just because I behaved badly in front of the Disney characters doesn't mean you have to make a big deal out of it!" Dynasmon grunted, following them into the room.
Sleipmon blinked as he walked in. "Behaved BADLY? You idiot, you behaved PROPERLY! Not once did you make a pun, say anything about Craniummon's men or...anything else, stupid!"
"Exactly my point!" Examon screamed. "That's why it can't be real, it's so bizarre and unheard of! Please, pinch me to see if this was a dream..."
The toll gate beeped...
The railing came down...
(WHAM!!!!!)
"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!" Examon yelled. "I SAID 'PINCH', NOT 'WHACK'!!!"
Duftmon shrugged, not bothered at all. "I forgot to mention that Dynasmon showed proper respect. However, he'd have lost if he saw a megaphone, so..."
"Why didn't you tell me that?!" Examon screamed. He groaned. "I'm still a newbie..."
"Nevertheless, Examon... we're back!" Dynasmon announced.
UlforceVeedramon rushed in. "Alphamon wants to see us now!"
Gallantmon nodded. "We're on our way!"
"What's it about?" Dynasmon asked. "It's not Swa...No... Saw... No... Shaman... No... Shawubin... no... ShawuingGINmon? No... SHA...WU...ING...JIN...MON!!!!!!!!!"
Silence...
Dynasmon blinked. "Erm... SHA...WU...ING...JIN...MON!!!!!!!!!"
Silence...
"Sha...wu...ing...jin...mon...?" Dynasmon repeated more slowly.
More silence...
"Where's Magnamon?" Gallantmon asked.
Omnimon walked in. "He's back!"
"Who's back?" Examon asked.
"GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!" Magnamon yelled. "GIVE ME BACK MY ARMOUR!!!!"
Dynasmon gasped in horror. "No... not... JACK BIRD!!!"
Sleipmon, Omnimon and Gallantmon facefaulted.
Duftmon sweatdropped. "Jack Sparrow..."
"So? They're the same!" Dynasmon said. "A sparrow is a bird! So, Jack Bird! Maybe he's Jack Pigeon or Jack Hawk or Jack Falcon or Jack Seagull or..."
"Never mind that!!!" Omnimon yelled. "Come on! Let's go before Jack gets away with Magnamon's armour!"
Duftmon nodded. "Right away, sir! We'll get moving with a-"
The toll gate beeped...
The railing came down...
(WHAM!!!!!)
"OUCH!!!" Duftmon yelled. "I WAS WILLING TO GO!!!"
"Move it! Move it!" Gallantmon snapped, rushing out of the room.
Alphamon stood nearby with Craniummon and Crusadermon. He sighed. "Well, I guess this madness will continue to happen until next Christmas..."
Crusadermon nodded. "Agreed... I wonder what will the next play be for this year's Christmas..."
"Well, since we did the Nativity Play last year, why not do A Christmas Carol next time?" Craniummon suggested. "I mean, the last Christmas Carol happened on the year after the Nativity Play."
"Maybe, maybe not..." Crusadermon muttered. "What happens if that's true..."
Alphamon chuckled. "Then, prepare yourselves to make sure BlackGuilmon doesn't run away in fear..."
The two Knights saluted. "Yes, sir!"
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Meanwhile...
Growly sighed in relief. "I still feel guilty for that accident I did to Magnamon and the dart..."
"But, if Magnamon finds out, he might overreact and beat you to death..." Eva pointed out.
Growly nodded. "True... then again, how is he going to find out that I accidentally threw the dart into his leg?"
"So, it was you, huh?" Magnamon growled, standing behind Growly.
Growly sweatdropped. "Oh, come on... you've got to be kidding me..."
Eva gaped. "Erm, Magnamon?"
"Eva, allow me..." Growly muttered. He took a deep breath. "Magnamon, I'm very sorry I threw that dart at you... it was an accident..."
"I'll forgive you if you help me with a small problem..." Magnamon muttered.
Growly blinked. "What small problem is that?"
"Turn around..." Eva replied.
Growly turned around and blinked. "M...Magnamon...?"
Magnamon coughed. He was standing before them naked, sans the barrel he was wearing. "Hello..."
Growly palmed his face. "Oh no... Jack Sparrow is back, isn't he?"
Magnamon nodded. "Yes, he is... I'm going to have to start wearing armor made of silver or copper if this keeps up..."
Eva sweatdropped. "Where do we start?"
"I'VE CORNERED HIM AT THE MEGAPHONE SHOP!!!" Dynasmon yelled somewhere in the distance.
Eva gulped in fear. "I'm staying here..."
Magnamon coughed. "Do not fret, Eva... for we have a new ally on our side who'll inflict punishment on the fools who oppose us."
Eva blinked. "Like..."
"Observe..." Magnamon said, snapping his fingers.
The toll gate beeped...
The railing came down...
(WHAM!!!!!)
"OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" Screamed Dynasmon in the distance.
Growly rubbed his eyes. "Please don't tell me that you've decided to make that toll gate a member of the Royal Knights... Otherwise, you guys have really lost it..."
Magnamon rolled his eyes. "Believe me, kid... Dynasmon and UlforceVeedramon wants to want to name that thing TollGatemon, the twelfth member of the Royal Knights..."
"Yep, that's them..." Eva muttered.
"Hey!" Dynasmon bellowed. "Who summoned the Swa...No... Saw... No... Shaman... No... Shawubin... no... ShawuingGINmon? No... SHA...WU...ING...JIN...MON!!!!!!!!!"
"SHAUJINMON!!!!!!!" Magnamon, Eva and Growly yelled.
"Never mind..." Dynasmon muttered.
"Dynasmon is lying!" Omnimon called from the other side. "Jack went this way! Towards the docks! Come on!"
Growly smirked. "I knew it... Jack wouldn't be foolish enough to get stuck in a megaphone shop with Dynasmon..."
Magnamon nodded. "Agreed... That Dynasmon... he would do anything to get into that shop, even during an important mission... Oy vey, let's go..."
Growly sighed as he took Eva's hand. "Shall we?"
Eva smiled and giggled. "Yes, let's..."
And at long last... we end this final chapter, showing the adventures of the high-ranking Digimon that protect the Digital World... and I have to ask you a question? Do you feel safe?
Or would you feel safer in the enemies' territory?
Nevertheless, it's time to end this before something idiotic happens...
"LET'S SUMMON REINFORCEMENTS!!!" SkullSatamon bellowed.
"By the power of Plothole!" UlforceVeedramon called out.
"THUNDERCATS, HOOOOO!!!" Dynasmon bellowed.
Too late...
The toll gate beeped...
The railing came down...
(WHAM!!!!!)
"OOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!" Dynasmon and UlforceVeedramon yelled.
SkullSatamon blinked. "It missed..."
Tonight's dinner, spinach!
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" SkullSatamon cried in horror.
"GIVE IT UP, LEPPA!!!" Yelled Articuno.
Lugia, Moltres, Ho-Oh and Suicune sweatdropped. "Wear off please, leppa..."
And now, the end...
Velene and Flara sighed in relief. "Finally, leppa."
Alphamon groaned. "Not them too..."
THE END.
"Leppa."
"Leppa."
"Leppa."
"VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!!!!!!!!"
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And that's it!
End 2007! And begin 2008!
Now, I can finally continue my main story! Hurrah!
The Leppamon gag is done from a Royal Knights comic on DeviantArt. It's really funny! Just be careful or you'll become a Leppamon too!!!
So, until the next time, see ya!