Hello,

This is something I forgot to add when I first published Deontology and Utilitarianism. It's a list of alternative titles that ended up being made in collaboration between me, The Dipstick, Zoza and DarkFairyYume.

It started as a joke, where I gave Teh Dipstick teasers about the story while writing it, saying that Drakken does a non-evil thing, and that he might not think that Drakken was evil enough, going on to say that maybe I should just call the story Dr. Drakken Does A Nice Thing instead. And so it just went from there, on and on and on…and on and on…

Just for fun, people, and not really part of the story. Hope you'll get a laugh out of it.

Ninnik Nishukan

PS: 'Percy' is short for 'Percival' and is what I've decided that the 'P' in Drakken's full name stands for. In my stories, anyway, heh heh.


Alternative Titles to Deontology and Utilitarianism.
Dr. Drakken Does a Nice Thing

Dr. Drakken Joins a Monastery

Dr. Drakken Becomes a Scout Leader

Dr. Drakken Mends His Ways

Dr. Drakken Joins the Care Bears

Dr. Drakken Starts a Sing-A-Long

Dr. Drakken Weaves Daisy Chains...For Children and Little Puppies...

Dr. Drakken Takes Up Ballet

The Magical Adventures of Percy and Miss Go

Dr. Drakken Craps His Pants

Ninnik Nishukan Needs To Sleep

Teddy Lipsky and Miss Go's Magical Fairy Ride

Dr. Drakken ties his shoes

Dr. Drakken learns to read

Dr. Drakken Keels U Ded

How to Raise and Keep a Drakken

Dr. Drakken Teaches Braille

Dr. Drakken Teaches Engrish

Dr. Drakken and His Tap-Dancing Albino Midgets

Dr. Drakken Kills and Eats Shego to Obtain Her Powers

Dr. Drakken Learns Why It's Illegal to Harvest Organs

Dr. Drakken Makes a Friend

Dr. Drakken Goes to School

Dr. Drakken Learns How to Say No

Dr. Drakken Learns Why Teasing is Bad

Dr. Drakken and the Magic Lamp

Dr. Drakken Finds a Kitten

Dr. Drakken Goes for a Walk

Dr. Drakken and Ron Stoppable's Fun Day

Dr. Drakken Learns Than Not All Touching Is Good

Dr. Drakken Files a Sexual Harassment Suit

Dr. Drakken and the boy next door

Dr. Drakken and the Case of the Missing Pacifiers

Dr. Drakken and His Gay Robot Girlfriend

Dr. Drakken Goes to the Park

Dr. Drakken Learns Spanish

Speak Spanish with Dr. Drakken

Dr. Drakken Falls Down The Stairs Head First

Dr. Drakken Bakes a Cake

Dr. Drakken Asks Why Buy the Cow When You Get The Milk For Free

Dr. Drakken Trades the World for a Handful of Magic Beans

Dr. Drakken and Shego Have an Adult Conversation

Dr. Drakken Learns Why Hitchhiking Is Bad

Dr. Drakken Drinks Two Gallons Of Seawater

"D" is for "Drakken"

Dr. Drakken and the Haunted Sweater

Dr. Drakken Experiences Kidney Failure

Dr. Drakken Gets a Boomerang Stuck In His Eye

Dr. Drakken Teaches About Prostate Cancer And Erectile Dysfunction

Dr. Drakken Becomes a Potato Farmer

Dr. Drakken and the Hoe

Dr. Drakken Meets the Mexican Construction Worker Named George

Merry Christmas, Dr. Drakken!

Dr. Drakken Sells His Soul On eBay

Dr. Drakken Sells Shego's Soul On eBay

Drakken and Shego Have Kidney Pie For Lunch

Dr. Drakken's Hobnobbing Society

Shego and Drakken's Big Fight

Dr. Drakken Learns Why Prunes And Prawns Do Not A Good Combination Make

Dr. Drakken and his Digestive System Have an Adventure

Dr. Drakken Counts to Ten

Dr. Drakken: The Unauthorized Biography

Dr. Drakken: The Drew Lipsky Years

Dr. Drakken Makes His Taste Buds Stand Up And Say Howdy

Dr. Drakken Takes Shego and The Dalai Lama On A Road Trip

Dr. Drakken says "Candle Jack"

Don't Say "Candle Jack", Featuring Dr. Drakken

Dr. Drakken: The Musical

Frugal Lucre Shows Dr. Drakken the Dollars and Sense

Dr. Drakken Grinds Coffee Beans

Drakken and Shego Go Shopping For A New Big, Red, Round Bed Because the Old One Broke

Dr. Drakken Eats a Whole Stick Of Butter

Dr. Drakken Gets His Stomach Pumped

Dr. Drakken Gets an Owie

The End.