Chris had waited all day for 8:00 and when it was close to it, he no longer wanted it to come, because there was one tiny problem...

He had another date with a set of twins that Christian had hooked him up with. Chris didn't plan the date himself, they were originally Christian's dates, but he dropped out because he had SmackDown! tapings to do. Knowing that Chris couldn't possibly ever turn down a date, especially with hot blonde twins, Christian handed them over to him.

So, Chris was stuck with two dates and it probably wouldn't be so bad if they were both at different times but Christian promised the girls 8:00... how convenient.

Then a scary fact came to his mind... both dates were at the same restaruant! This was gonna be crazy. Chris started to panic. He looked at himself in the mirror. He was starting to sweat. "Calm down". He said to his reflection.

His cellphone started to ring and he glared at it nervouslyHe hoped it was the twins calling to let him know that they were canceling. He looked at the caller ID. It was John. He sighed a bit in disappointment and awnsered it.

"Cena!", he said into the phone. An idea forming in his mind, "How's it going?"

"What do you want Chris?" John asked, sensing that something was up.

"Well, now that you asked, how would you like to go on a date with two very lovely twins tonight?" Chris asked.

"Are they guys? Because if you're trying to turn me into a fruit I swear I'll kick...".

Chris stopped him. "No! No, they're not guys", Chris sighed, "Look, will you do it or not?"

John thought for a moment. "Sorry, man. No can do. Besides, there has to be something wrong with them if you're giving them away".

Chris was becoming irritated. "There's nothing wrong with them!", he took a deep breath, "Look, never mind, I have to go". He hung up before John could get another word in.

He had a date to get ready for.


Chris had called the twins and told them that he would meet them there. At the same time, he went to go pick up Rebecca.

When they stepped into the restaraunt, he quickly told the hostess that they wanted to be seated in the back. This was only because he reserved a table for the twins in the front of the restaraunt. Chris praised himself for being so smart.

Now, if he had only thought of the way that he was gonna tend to both dates without them getting suspicious.

After they ordered their food, Chris had remembered that the twins were probably here by now and were wondering where he was. He glanced down at his watch. It was 8:35.

'Oh shit!'. Chris thought.

"Is something wrong?" Rebecca asked, giving Chris a concerned look.

"No, nothing's wrong. Excuse me for a minute, I'll be right back". He said, pushing back his chair to stand.

He found the closest back entry and went through it, ran all the way around the building to the front entrance, and walked in with a group of people so the hostess wouldn't see him, and got to the table with the twins. By that time, he was out of breath.

"I'm so sorry I'm late", he said, sitting down to catch his breath, "I'm Chris".

One of the blondes, the one with the tongue ring spoke. "Hi, Chris. I'm Clarissa and this is my sister Marissa".

'Clarissa and Marissa. Their names are just as sexy as they are'. Chris thought.

After the introductions, Chris and the twins grew comfortable with one another. They talked for what Chris thought was only minutes, but in reality it was definitely over a hour. He didn't know this though, until he saw Rebecca leaving.

Chris quickly jumped up from the table.

"Uh...I'msosorryIhavetogobutIhadalovelytimeseeya". He spoke fast, making his words run together.

He ran out of the restaurant after Rebecca, trying to catch up with her in the parking lot.

"Hey! Where are you going?"

She turned to him, eyes full of both anger and hurt. "Well, I'm glad to see you had a wonderful time with the bimbo twins Chris, but I'm not going to wait around and be your fucking rag doll". She turned to walk away again, but Chris grabbed her arm and turned her to face him. "Let me go!"

He stared into her eyes before kissing her.

Outraged, Rebecca pushed him back and slapped him across the face, and then she stormed off.

Chris stood there, his hand on his cheek as he watched her whip out her cellphone to get a ride. On any other basis, he would've went back into the restaraunt, and took both of the twins back to his place. But, he didn't. He just stood there, cursing himself for not managing his time between the two dates wisely.