Hmm…. Well, people have been asking me to write more for a while now. I figured a little couldn't hurt. This will probably be the last instalment, cuz I don't have the willpower to keep up a FanFiction anymore. I prefer writing my own stories now…
Heh. Enjoy.
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Axel trudged wearily towards the 'Office Of Cliched Fics Bow Down And Worship Us Because We Are Fan Girls Bwah Hah Hah Mm Hot Yaoi Lol.'
Or O.O.C.F.B.D.A.W.U.B.W.A.F.G.B.H.H.M.H.Y.L. For short!
He hadn't really been paying attention when they told him about his latest appearance in a fic. Meh. It was probably just like all the others anyway and involved a second of Roxas coyly flirting, before a wild hot lemon scene, thus indulging the fangirl's dreams.
Axel shrugged. He hardly ever payed attention when they told him what his next job was- which was the reason for him quoting My Chemical Romance in a lot of fics. He'd forgotten his lines. And Axel liked My Chemical Romance.
…
Except it isn't his chemical romance.
Axel shrieked. "IT'S MINE. MINE DAMMIT!"
He sighed.
Work sucked. Life sucked. Roxas sucked Axel's- HEY.
(Whispers to censor) Not in front of the kids.
Censor: (Eye roll) Oh come on. If they don't know by this time, they'd have to be blind, deaf, mentally impaired, have no pop tarts, live under a rock, and eat cheese graters for afternoon tea.
(Blink) Cheesegraters?
Censor: Oh yeah. You don't even want to know. (Darkly files away obsessive fetish fanfics about Axel and cheese graters.)
Axel ran away screaming.
MEANWHILE, IN DESTINY ISLAND HIGH.
Riku picked at his nails, leaning against the locker with typical nonchalance that can only be attributed to juvenile delinquents who are 'total rebs, like innit,' and will most likely end up living in a cardboard box outside quick save while people throw things at them and laugh sadistically.
"So…"
Zexion stared in an emo-like fashion, because the fangirl picked up on the fact that Zexion is not a happy bunny, and decided to milk that for all she was worth.
Oh yes, along with Marluxia's botany fetish.
Marluxia froze in horror and dropped to the floor, twitching slightly.
(Evil) …
Yes Marly, we know.
I think we all know.
(Shudder)
And of course, when Sora walked by being stereotypically emo-
Sora: (horrified) EMO?!
Yes, the fangirls like it. They can't picture you without an My Chemical Romance t-shirt. (Pauses, afterthought) Or without you kissing Riku.
Riku: …
Sora: (cries)
Sora moaned breathily, his fingers trailing up Riku's chest- WAIT JUST A DAMN SECOND.
REWIND.
REWIIIIIND…
Sora: (terrified) WHAT WAS THAT?
(Pats him kindly) The outcome of eeeeeeevery single yaoi fan girl's wildest dreams.
Sora: But- but- BUT I LOVE KAIRI.
(Maniacal grin) Oh… fun.
Kairi collapses through a convenient plothole and smiled cheerfully at Sora, getting up from the floor and smoothing down her pink dress.
"Hi Sora. How are y-"
Instantly, she was cut off as the whirling dark forces of the fangirl's hatred moved above her and struck her down instantly.
Sora screamed out. "Nooo-"
But as rapidly cut off as the darkness rolled over him.
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Kairi smiled. "Well hi Riku."
"Bitch."
Riku sharpened a knife.
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Kairi sighed.
"Sora, it's not that I wouldn't like to go out with you, it's just the fact that every shameless fic that is a transparent veil over a fangirl's secret fantasies must end in hot yaoi and me being a bitch about it. Also, there's something in the script about me being a whore."
Sora took the script from Kairi with interest and flicked through it.
"They were in love… blah… I cry tears of black… blah… I hate Kairi… whore… ranting for ten pages about flamers… hatred…. Death…. Ooh!"
Excitedly, Riku grabbed the script.
Donald or Goofy should have been there. They weren't. They'd been sucked into an 'I hate Disney betch' hole.
"What is it?" asked Riku.
Sora shrugged. "There's a page where I don't quote My Chemical Romance."
The silver-haired emo whimpered blissfully.
Kairi looked to be on the verge of tears. "Why does everyone hate me?!"
Sora pouted. "Why am I an emo?"
"WHY DO I HAVE TO MOLEST ROXAS?"
Everyone turned to stare at Axel.
"…. That's not in the script."
"I know, but it's fun." Axel grinned lecherously.
Sora scowled. "I know what we're going to do."
Riku nodded. "Yes?"
Defiantly, Sora stabbed a finger at the computer screen.
"I'm talking to YOU. You, you yaoi obsessed fangirl who won't let me have a girlfriend! That's it. I QUIT."
Sora leaned down, and with a scowl, pulled the plug on the comp-