Dokuro: this si a weird story, but i like it, its only voice's no actions... pervy sasuke!

Sasuke: MWAHAHAHA!

naruto: --' oh dear...

Gaara: she owns NADA!! she doesnt own naruto!

Dokuro: hai...sasuke does!

naruto: i hate you!

sasuke: COME TO ME MY UKE KITSUNE NARU-CHAN!

naruto: kill me now!


"TEME!"

"WHAT?!"

"WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HOTEL?!"

"I DON'T KNOW! HOW WOULD I KNOW?! DOBE!"

WHACK.

"OW!"

TACKLE. PUNCH. THWACK. PIN!

"ha! See. I always win, dobe"

"that's NOT true! TEME!"

"I'm pinning you"

"so?"

"your all weak"

"I AM NOT!"

"I could rape you and you couldn't do anything"

"…"

"…"

"…please don't…"

"if you insist"

"teme"

"dobe"

"I hate you"

"…WAAAH!"

"no NO! I love you!"

"…"

"hehehe…sorry"

"DOBE I LOVE YOU TOO!"

"T-TEME! GE-GET OFF M-MPH!"

"mm…Naru-chan, you taste so good"

"TEME!"

"ooh, moan my name"

"Sasuke GET O-"

"that's it, moan out loud"

"I'm NOT moan-…TEME! DON'T TOUCH THAT!"

"why, look mines hard too"

"I DON'T CARE IF YOUR'S IS HARD TOO! YOU CANT TOUCH MINE! GO TOUCH YOUR OWN"

"but…Naru-chan…I want you to touch mine"

"Sasuke!"

"hai, my lover?"

"WE'RE NOT LOVER'S"

"then why is it hard?"

"b-because you were stroking it…"

"in result, you and me…yanno…"

"shut up teme"

"dobe, fine! I'll wait till we get to the hotel"

"…you DID remember to get two beds, right?"

"no."

"WHY?!"

"because I want to fuck you ALL night, and if your in another bed, it makes it difficult-"

WHACK

"TEME!"

"what? Ow! That hurt!"

"humph"

"dobe, you know that I want to screw you, and i know you love me too!"

"TEME! PUT ME DOWN!"

"uh, no, I don't feel like it"

"SA-SASUKE! I-I TOLD YOU N-NOT TO…touch…Th-That…"

"………………………………"

"see, it feels nice, doesn't it?"

"h-hai…m-more…"

"more, eh?"

"f-fuck…t-teme…mor-more!"

"hai."

"…"

"…"

"AAH!"

"hmm, you taste nice, dobe"

"…pant…"

"hehehe…suck"

"AAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"licking lips so I can trust that we are sleeping in the same bed?"

"t-teme…"


naruto: o.O

sasuke: YAY!

gaara: dokuro...you scare me sometimes...

dokuro:...i scare my self too...

Gaara: REVIEW sends alternating brainwaves so you have to review!