Oh man this is gonna be good!!! I stop laughing!! I though of this the other day while I was listening to my Ipod at work. When I heard this song I knew started to crack up and I knew what I had to do. Poor little drunken ninja!!! I'm positive that if you at least don't know who's singing you know who he's talking about!!! HAHAHAHA.

Discaimer: Pink is property of Aerosmith!!!

Chapter 6

Everyone was surprised not to mention highly amused by the drunk heading toward the stage. He hardly drank and when he did he never got this drunk. They were all thinking they were going to totally enjoy this moment not as well as in the future. Little did they know just how much. He sauntered in a way only a drunk man could and brazen stepped forward.

Pink it's my new obsession
Pink it's not even a question,
Pink on the lips of your lover, 'cause
Pink is the love you discover

Pink as the bing on your cherry
Pink 'cause you are so very
Pink it's the color of passion
'Cause today it just goes with the fashion

Pink it was love at first sight
Pink when I turn out the light, and
Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight

You could be my flamingo
'Coz pink is the new kinda lingo
Pink like a deco umbrella
It's kink - but you don't ever tell her

Pink it was love at first sight, and
Pink when I turn out the light
Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight

I want to be your lover
I wanna wrap you in rubber
As pink as the sheets that we lay on (Do you think he really has pink sheets???)
Pink it's my favorite crayon, yeah

Pink it was love at first sight
Pink when I turn out the light
Pink it's like red but not quite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight

Jiraiya and Asuma were both in tears gasping for breath from laughing so hard. Tsunade was between stunned, angry, and amused. Said "Pink" girl was in a full body blush and was trying to head for the nearest emergency exit. Our drunkard jumped off the stage screaming "Good Night Konoha" before stumbling back to the bar.