Konoha Christmas Carols
Arranged and Parodied By Goggleplex
Summery: Parodies of songs of the Christmas Season preformed by Konoha ninjas and with special appearances by the Akatsuki and other characters as well. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. But I'd accept any Naruto-related things as a gift (hinthint to my family) Also I am aware that it's not even Thanksgiving yet here in the States but I wanted to start the season a little early. I've been waiting since the week before Halloween to start cranking these out.
Shino Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Kiba: Shino got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from my house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Hinata, we believe.
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He'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged him not to go.
But he forgot his insects disposition,
And he staggered out the door into the snow.
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When we found him Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack
He had hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks on his back.
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Kiba: Shino got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from my house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Hinata, we believe.
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Now we're all so proud of Hinata,
She's been taking this so well.
See her in there watching Chouji,
Drinking tea and playing cards with cousin Neji.
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It's not Christmas without Shino,
All the rookies dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
SEND THEM BACK!!!
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Kiba: Shino got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from my house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Hinata, we believe.
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Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of cheese (ahhhhh!)
And the blue and silver candles,
That would just have matched the bugs in Shino's sleeves.
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I've warned all my friends and neighbours,
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Sing it, Hinata!
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Hinata: Shino got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Kiba's on Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Kiba, we believe.
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