Naruto

College Applications for the Naruto World

Chapter 20- Jiriaya

Name: Jiriaya

Birthday: Suits. Lots of lucky ladies get to see it and I love to see theirs.

Sex: Please and lots

Grade Point Average: I'd give myself an A+++++, with the ladies that is. They can't resist my charm and dazzling wit.

Family: Not important

Activities:

AV Club- Basically what it says. Simple enough

Lady Prowler's Club: Our club mission is simple. Conquer and Divide. Get the Lady. Get lucky. Cash in the Prize. Get where I'm going?

Spy Club- I'd hate to brag, but we're impressive when it comes to stake outs and finding out and seeing things. I've seen a lot of pleasant sites…a lot…fun.

Sex- I especially when its *&#^, **&#, *&#$, and with twins. Sometimes I like to spice it up by using *&#^ *&#$ !^%%% *#^*!( &!^# &* *&^ and the traditional *#&$. My favorite positions are in the (# though the *&#$# isn't bad either. I must say that I do leave the ladies passed out. (Note from the President: We have edited slightly. The original was a three page report.)

Going to the Gym- Got to keep up with my little buddies. Need endurance and strength. Plus having muscles help bring in the girls.

Checking out the local sites- beautiful, beautiful places. This is why I love Konoha!

Awards:

Biggest Pervert: I have no idea why I got this, but I must say if you're the biggest in anything, be proud of it. And I'm especially proud of my biggest *&#& (Note from the President: We had to block out the word, but since you're all smart people, figure it out yourself).

Community Service: I do self, group, and one-on-one service. Which do you want?

Work: Life is work. I barely make it through the day. I wonder if the next day and the day after that if it'll be like this one and that though makes me want to appreciate every single day even more.

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College...a sad sad place....

NinjaPower signing out!