Naruto
College Applications for the Naruto World
Chapter 20- Jiriaya
Name: Jiriaya
Birthday: Suits. Lots of lucky ladies get to see it and I love to see theirs.
Sex: Please and lots
Grade Point Average: I'd give myself an A+++++, with the ladies that is. They can't resist my charm and dazzling wit.
Family: Not important
Activities:
AV Club- Basically what it says. Simple enough
Lady Prowler's Club: Our club mission is simple. Conquer and Divide. Get the Lady. Get lucky. Cash in the Prize. Get where I'm going?
Spy Club- I'd hate to brag, but we're impressive when it comes to stake outs and finding out and seeing things. I've seen a lot of pleasant sites…a lot…fun.
Sex- I especially when its *^, **, *$, and with twins. Sometimes I like to spice it up by using *^ *$ !^%%% *#^*!( &!^# &* *&^ and the traditional *#&$. My favorite positions are in the (# though the *$# isn't bad either. I must say that I do leave the ladies passed out. (Note from the President: We have edited slightly. The original was a three page report.)
Going to the Gym- Got to keep up with my little buddies. Need endurance and strength. Plus having muscles help bring in the girls.
Checking out the local sites- beautiful, beautiful places. This is why I love Konoha!
Awards:
Biggest Pervert: I have no idea why I got this, but I must say if you're the biggest in anything, be proud of it. And I'm especially proud of my biggest *& (Note from the President: We had to block out the word, but since you're all smart people, figure it out yourself).
Community Service: I do self, group, and one-on-one service. Which do you want?
Work: Life is work. I barely make it through the day. I wonder if the next day and the day after that if it'll be like this one and that though makes me want to appreciate every single day even more.
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College...a sad sad place....
NinjaPower signing out!