Also Titled: Why Stuff Screws Up 'Round These Parts

(note: this is a very old, very stupid, very pointless, but nonetheless very funny fanfiction.)

Katra and Relina are sitting in the study (a.k.a. computer room [now Relina's room]) of Relina's house. Katra absentmindedly flips on a nearby desklamp and holds up an old globe to the bulb, demonstrating the Earth/Sun relationship. Relina is yelling at Inu-Yasha Dude, one of our Sims in the game the Sims.

"Once upon a time..." Katra begins...

"The Earth was created. It began to spin...and spin...and spin...to give life to a freak of nature named Inu-Yasha. But mainly to annoy Relina. It was then that the Sun decided to turn itself on. Its batteries were finally charged."

"This is stupid..." Relina mutters.

"Shut up and listen. Anyway, so the Earth was gonna make a new island, but it had too much sake and hadn't sobered up yet. So it screwed up and instead made a round-ball thingummy. It called it the Moon. Its main reason for this sudden bout of creativity was to annoy Relina." Katra held up a nearby wineglass to demonstrate. (No, we're not joking. Wineglasses in the study. Go figure.)

"At that time the Sun orbited the Earth. The Moon, thinking the Earth was a bad thing to orbit, went around the Sun instead. The Earth, being the stupid and ignorant (not to mention drunk) ball of...stuff...that it is, that it followed the Moon, just far enough behind to look like the Moon was orbiting it."

"Okay, this is REALLY stupid." Relina said, in the middle of making an outdoors bathroom (in PUBLIC) for the Dude family.

"Shut up. This story has a point, you know."

"Coulda fooled me."

"That's because you're so stupid. Anyhow, so the Sun thought with all the blackouts and energy shortages in poor old California, it had better do its part, and shut itself off for a while. But mainly to annoy Relina. The next thing that happened is that the Moon decided poor old North Pole was probably really cold. So it covered the North Pole. The Sun was so happy to see its children getting along that it turned itself back on. But mainly to annoy Relina. So, playing the role of Kuja (purple-ey angel of death) the Evil Calculator From Uranus came and killed the Moon. (Mainly to annoy Relina) And with that not-so-simple action of hatred and destruction, the Earth exploded itself, to kill the Evil Calculator From Uranus, and to annoy Relina. And in that phenomenally stupid action, poor freak-of-nature-Inu-Yasha was killed."

"Poor him. Is that it? That sucked."

"Nah. You see, the Sun held a grudge against the Evil Calculator From Uranus, and so simply to spite it, it made a new BETTER Earth, with a new, slightly (but only a little) smarter Inu-Yasha. But ECFU (ek-foo - Evil Calculator From Uranus) was still mad, so tricking the Sun, (and to annoy Relina) it said it'd make a wish on the Dragonballs to restore the Moon to life (yes, ECFU survived) if once a month, ECFU could take the Moon's place. The Sun agreed out of stupidity. But mainly to annoy Relina. So once a month, ECFU takes the Moon's place and-"

"Why would that trick the Sun?" Relina interrupted, looking rather annoyed. (Gee, I just CAN'T figure out why)

"I'm getting to that. See, ECFU sends out its Evil Algebraic Rays (EARs) to transform Inu-Yasha into a human. But mainly to annoy Relina. And it happens to be when the New Moon shoulda been there. And that's why Inu-Yasha turns into a human on the 'New Moon'."

"That sucked, K-chan."

"Yeah, I know Relina-chan. Let's go have some cornbread."

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Owari ^.~

-Katra and Relina