Authors Note: WoWzA. This is absolutely terrible. I'm suffering BADLY of writers block, so I'm trying to break the ice here. But that results in me writing shitty fics. Well, this is probably more like a drabble or..something.
This is for AnimeDutchess and her MPreg/Palletshippy Contest! Hope I didn't disappoint cha too much. xD
Ash, that numb skull boyfriend of mine has been prancing around with a peach colored balloon (to match his skin tone, quoting from Ash.) under his t-shirt for the past two weeks.
You're probably inquiring why he's wearing a balloon under his shirt.
Well, looking over at the brand new crib, toys, and clothes that we have received...
Ha ha, no. It's not for Ashy boy this time.
Apparently, it's for a baby.
Ash's baby.
No, no. Better yet, OUR baby.
Yeah. The freaking seventeen year old Pokemon Master thinks he's pregnant.
Oh, and everyone is totally buying this.
Gee Gary, you really know how to pick 'em off. Fall for the dumb ass trainer that walks around in public with the damn balloon under his shirt, attempting to socialize with the pregnant women in our town...
"Gosh I know! These stretch marks are so hard to deal with, I mean, it makes me feel so ugly around my Gar-bear!"
The woman circled around him gave Ash sympathetic hugs, also crying on about feeling ugly around their boyfriends as well.
Gary stood in the background with the other boyfriends, rolling their eyes at the scene.
Damn. I don't understand why he's so into this being pregnant deal, better yet, I don't understand why I haven't popped that damn balloon that's literally glued to his stomach yet.
Did he know he showers with that damn balloon on?
Ugh. At least he showers...I can say that much.
"Hey Gary..." My thoughts were cut off from the boy taking a nap on my chest, I look down at him, then at the balloon. Nonchalantly, I sigh, brushing his bangs out of his eyes.
"Ashy boy, why do you want a baby?"
"..." Ash was silent, which was a shock, this kid always had something coming out of his mouth, food or words.
I stayed quiet, actually admiring the forlorn, yet thoughtful expression on his face. It's quite rare to see him look so mature.
His soft golden chestnut eyes looked up at me, "I-I always wanted you and I to create something special, together, I-"
Well hot damn, we could have painted a fucking picture together. That would be far less weird. But that is incredibly thoughtful of the kid, I can't say I'm not impressed. I'm actually flattered.
I pressed my index finger to his lips, pulling him close to me. "...Is it a boy or a girl?"
Ash's face brightened, throwing his arms around my neck, he let out a small giggle before we both leaned into one another for that passionate kiss...
POP
"WAHHHHHH! YOU POPPED MY BABY!"
"Opps...?"
Authors Note: Haha, I think Gary did that on purpose. xD But wow, this fic was really..bad. Feel free to review, flame, w/e! Thanks for reading.