Author's Notes: Ah my first fic! Thanks to my brother for helping me with this! This is basically Naru/Anko, Naru/Massive Harem.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. (Must you make me cry!)

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Three figures stood at the gates of Konohagakure no Sato, one The Sannin Jiraiya, the other a blonde girl of twenty one years of age, the last but most important one, sun kissed blonde fifteen in all black, three whisker mark adorning his cheeks. Standing at six foot three, his lean well shaped muscles were something women worshiped as a god.

"So gaki it's been three years, Ne?" Jiraiya asked, glancing at the two.

"Yea three years. It's good to be back."

"So this is Konoha? Well it's looks pretty good and it's a lot warmer than Kumo." The girl said.

"Yea it sure is."

"Any ways gakis let's get to Mune-hime's office. She'll want to meet you Yugito." Jiraiya said.

"Yea, yea ero-sennin. You go hand in your report and introduce Yugito. I'll be there later I need to find someone." Naruto said.

"Fine gaki but make it quick!"

"Yea I'm off now!" Naruto shouted running through the gates, into the village, his destination the best dango stand in Konoha.

'I'll finally get to see Anko-chan again.'

"Yea you haven't had sex in three years. You just want to get her in bed a soon as you see her. As well as Tsunade, Shizune, Kurenai, Yugito, Hana, Hinata, Ino, Tsume, Me, Yuugao, Kakuyoku Fubuki, Kin, Tayuya, Mikoto a.k.a. Sasuke's mother….."

"I get your point Kyuubi!"

"So your going to be Konoha's next Torture and Interrogation Specialist, huh? You just can't wait to torture all those poor innocent nuke-nins."

'Yup!' The jinchuuriki replied running through the street, gaining stares from the drooling women and glares from the extremely jealous men, who wanted nothing more than to kill him.

"Just know as soon as we're alone I'll be wanting my fun, not having you inside me after three years is very troublesome."

'Yea, yea.'

The Kyuubi jinchuuriki reached his destination, and went through the doors, seeing a few people but not the one he was looking for.

'That's strange…. She would be in here stuffing her face by now.'

The door behind him burst open, revealing a blood covered 27 year old, wearing a tan trench coat and fishnet suit. "Oi Shinji get me the usual!"

She turned to the boy and looked at him, 'Wow he's hot! Blonde hair, blue eyes whisker marks…. Wait whisker marks!'

"Naru-kun!" She shouted holding him in a bone-crushing hug. "When did you get back?!"

"Five-minutes-ago!" he gasped, "Anko-chan-I-can't-br-ea-the!!!"

Anko dropped him a heap, "Gomen Naru-kun!"

The jinchuuriki grabbed his neck rubbing it, "No problem Anko-chan I was kind of expecting it! Anyways we'll be working together soon, ne?"

"Of course! Why wouldn't I want to work with my favourite apprentice?!" she said, "and secret lover that gives me all that long hot sex! And gives me all that delicious blood!" she thought drooling. The next thing she heard was a husky voice whispering in her ear.

"Don't worry my kobura you will be satisfied after all it's been three years so I have a lot of pent up energy." (A/N: I stole the kobura thing from my brother.)

Her face flushed and images kept running through her mind and her nether regions began to soak, she started remembering when and how this all started.

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Flashback

All the genin stood at the entry to the great forest, the eerie feel of death was emanating from it letting off a killing intent that would make Itachi and Orochimaru hide in a corner crying for mommy. But there was one genin that stood calm, wearing an orange jumpsuit brighter than the sun; bright blonde hair and a foxy grin that would make all women grovel at his feet if he wanted to. He stood there with his hands in his pocket, enjoying the feeling the forest was giving off. The examiner looked at him carefully.

'Hmm.. He looks to be enjoying this, I'll scare him soon enough!'

"Now that you're all here, and on time-" Anko started standing on top of a platform. "Welcome to Training Area 44 also known as the 'Forest of Death'." Anko said in her sadistic tone, effectively freaking out everyone, well everyone except for the blonde jinchuuriki she had her eye on earlier.

"Oooooohhhhhhhhhh. The 'Forest of Death' huh? Geez that sounds so fucking corny! Like you ripped it off some bad, third rate horror movie." Naruto shouted in a mocking tone, his hand in his pockets looking very disinterested.

Anko smiled sweetly at his antics, 'Time to do what I do best scare the shit out of all men!' She quickly took a kunai out of the sleeve of her coat and threw it at him, just to graze his cheek. But what happened next shocked her, the kid caught the kunai, and looked at it for a few seconds and smiled back at her, he then pressed the edge of the blade on his cheek and cut it. Letting her blood flow. Anko not resisting her urges shunshined behind him and glomped him pressing her well endowed chest against his back, licking the blood off his face.

'What the hell that loser is starting to creep me out!' Sakura thought

'Dobe what the fuck are you doing?!' Sasuke shouted inside.

'This boy is bold I'm starting to like this kid.'

"So I was right?" Naruto asked enjoying the feeling of the examiners tongue.

"Hmm….. Right about what?" Anko asked still holding him in her twisted embrace.

"You enjoy blood don't you?" he asked, smiling at her with the same sickly sweet and bloodthirsty grin she had on.

"Yea I do. I see you do as well. I can feel your bloodlust. You hope to kill in the exams."

"Yes I do, you know I kinda like you, Anko-san or should I say interrogation specialist ma'am."

"So you know what I do?"

"Hai I've always been interested in torture and assassination."

"Hmm.. Give me that kunai boy." She said, 'Hmm this boy he intrigues me…' She took the kunai from his hand and licked the remaining blood off it from end to tip in a sensual manner, in a last attempt to scare him though it was more than effective on the other genin.

"You like to tease don't you?"

"Hai.. Maybe I should tease you sometime."

He whispered into her ear, 'Actually I was thinking of something a little more fun, but let's leave that to the imagination ne?' Smiling the faintest blush appeared on her face.

'He's teasing me?! H-How how can this kid outdo me like that?! I might have to take it up a level.' She thought

"Well maybe we'll do those fun things after the exams?"

"I'll hold you on that offer. And you see the grass-nin the one with the weird tongue? That's Orochimaru, though I'd give you a heads up."

Anko scowled, "Thanks kid. But I need to explain the rules of the exams."

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Two weeks later.

Anko stood in front of her mirror naked as she had just got out of the shower to go out with Kurenai and Yuugao, she looked at her image and found herself getting aroused. Caressing her creamy, tan body with her hands.

'Hmm…. Anko you bad girl your getting dirty thoughts about yourself again…' The nymphomaniac thought. So instead she tried to focus on other things. She thought back to the chunin exams, she remembered her fight with Orochimaru, she put up a good fight, and nearly killed him few time, but in the end he managed to escape, leaving her in the forest to bleed to death with that asscutter Kusanagi of his. The she remembered who rescued her, the blonde kid, and the Kyuubi jinchuuriki. He carried her back to the tower, and to get medical help.

She was grateful to the bloodthirsty kid. She saw him around two days ago acting like the idiot, but she knew why she used her insane tendencies as a shield like how he used his smile. Then she remembered his words and the teasing. He was sadistic and she liked it! Her arousal returned to her even more intense than before, she lowered a hand down to her slit and started to caress it.

"Ohhhhh…. Damn you kid! How can 'gasp' a kid like you make me feel like this? What the hell is wrong with me? I'm Mitarashi fucking Anko no man or blonde gaki is supposed to do this to me!" Anko panted sliding her fingers in an out of her pussy slowly, thinking about all the ways she could 'torture' her little friend. She made the way back to her bed still pleasuring herself letting the bliss flood her mind. Anko plopped her self on the black sheets and spread her legs, allowing her fingers more access into her soaked sex.

'Ahhh…. Ahhh… Yes ooohhhh that feels good.' She inserted another finger as she shuddered during her orgasm and kept pumping her fingers in and out, rubbing her clitoris with her thumb. 'Aaahhhhhh! Yes Oh Kami that felt good!' Anko removed her soaked fingers to her lips and breathed in her scent before sucking her juices from the digits.

"Hmmm, that tastes so good. I-I should pay that kid a visit. Wait what am I thinking? This is a freaking thirteen-year-old kid I'm talkin' about! But his words and his voice make me feel so hot! How was he able to tease me like that? I'll find out tomorrow, I need to get ready for tonight." Anko sighed before dressing herself in a black tank top showing off more than the legal amount of cleavage and black and red mini skirt that was too short for a 'respectable' woman like herself and meeting the two kunoichi at the front of her apartment.

"Hey Anko are you finally ready?" Kurenai asked, wearing a white tight skin tank top and leather bikers jacket with Hayabusa on the back and a red leather skirt.

"Yea I mean we've been waiting here for a while you know!" Yuugao groaned, the cynical, pessimistic, depressed and sadistic ANBU, "I really want to go!"

"Yuugao-san are you sure?" Anko asked, seeing as Hayate died the previous week.

"Yes I'm fucking sure ok! This is the only way I can cope and get over it!"

"Ok Yuu-chan, calm down. Don't start crying or we'll never get to go." Kurenai said trying to comfort the ANBU.

"I-I'm fine. Let's get going."

As the group walked out of the apartment complex and started their way to one of Konoha's nightclubs, they spotted the jinchuuriki walking towards them, tired and ragged. Anko had on a slight blush when she saw him.

'I-it's him! Hmm… He looks so innocent and vulnerable right now. How does he pull that of?'

"Hey Naruto!" Kurenai shouted.

"Huh? Oh Kurenai-sensei? What are you doing out here so late?"

"We're going to a club. You're the one that shouldn't be out so late!"

"Oh yea I was training! And looking for that damn perverted hermit so I can beat the shit out of him!"

"Jiraiya-sama? Why do you want to beat him up?"

"Yuu-chan? That damn ero-sennin threw me into a gorge so I could summon the boss toad! I could have died! When I get my hands on him I'll torture him in the sickest ways possible." He chuckled darkly gaining strange looks from two of the kunoichi.

'He reminded me of Anko for a moment.' Kurenai

'I could gat into that torture.' Yuugao

"Maybe I could help you out with that!"

"Ah Anko-san! Yea I could use your help with that damn pervert!"

"You know Naruto how about I help you with your training for the finals? I have nothing to do for a while and know you'd like to have someone teach you something unlike Hatake. That lazy ass and his favouritism! He just doesn't know true potential when it does Sennin Goroshi with kunai and explosive notes on his ass!"

"Yea I know what you mean."

"Just know my little Naru-kun that you'll be up for horrors that make ANBU cry. Isn't that right Yuugao?" The ANBU filched and hid behind Kurenai.

"Naruto? Are you sure you want to train with Anko? I mean you might die training with her!" Kurenai said, trying to get the blonde to stand down.

"Nah! There's no way! I never give up! Just throw whatever you got at me and I'll master it!"

"Great we start tomorrow! You're going to be my little slave for the next two weeks!" she laughed in insanity as her bloodthirsty grin crept onto her features. Kurenai and Yuugao backed up a few inches while Naruto smirked. "Anyways we spent a little too much time talking so ladies how about we go!" Anko urged.

"Fine."

"Yea ok."

"Hey Anko before you leave is this the apartment you live in?"

"Yea why'd you ask gaki?"

"Oh no reason really I leave across the street."

"Really that's interesting. Well bye!" 'Heh I'll pay him a visit.'

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It was about three a.m. Anko climbed through the window of Naruto's apartment and stood over her targets bed, with kunai in hand ready to jump him in a moments notice.

'Heh, let's see how good this gaki really is.' She though aiming the knife over him, and throwing it. It hit him right in the heart, but before Anko had time to freak out about killing the jinchuuriki, he disappeared in a puff of smoke. The next second someone kicked her in the back of her knees and she fell to the bed with her hands tied behind her back.

'What the hell?! Kage bunshin? How'd he manage to get behind me like that.'

"Anko-san isn't it a little early to try and kill me couldn't you come in two hours at five in the morning like I usually do when I want to train?" Naruto asked as he stood before her.

"No way, I want to start the torture as soon as possible! But I got to admit you're good gaki to use kage bunshin with out me even noticing, but you made one slip up."

"Nande? What'd I miss?"

"This." 'Anko' said as she disappeared in a puff of smoke, the next thing Naruto felt was kunai against his neck and someone sucking on the small flow of blood. The real Anko had time to make a kage bunshin go through the window first incase the blonde had some sort of plan or a trick up his sleeve. And she planned to have another taste of his divine blood anyways.

"Hmmm…. Well you got me Anko-sensei. Could you let me go now so I could get ready. I need a shower." The jinchuuriki said releasing himself from the Snake Mistresses tight grasp.

"Ohhh. Going to take a cold shower so you can stop all those naughty thoughts about me?" Anko laughed grinning madly, "You know I could make all those dreams of yours real." She said in a seductive, deadly voice.

"Hardly." Naruto replied taking of his shirt, "I'm heading to the shower, sorry for the state of the place. Make your self at home."

Anko looked at the jinchuuriki's frame. 'My, my he's well built for his age. He already has a six pack, and look at those muscles.' Sighing as Naruto left, Anko looked around the apartment. It was messy but there wasn't much in the place anyways and it was in bad condition. It was however a lot cleaner than hers.

'This place is in really bad shape. How can Sandiame have the kid living in this place? Maybe I could ask the old man to have him move in with me? Wait what am I thinking he's a kid! Man this gaki keeps messing with my mind, but I want him! Oh damn what the hell? This is confusing!'

She plopped herself on the old couch and turned on the TV flipping through the channels, she didn't really se anything interesting until she cam across one of those basic cable porn channels.

'Hehehe. I doubt he watches this, but it'd be fun to tease him with this.'

After a few minutes Naruto came into the room, with a towel around his waste, Anko didn't seem to notice him so he strode over to her and saw what she was watching. "Hey Anko-sensei? What are you watching?"

Her head turned around so fast it nearly snapped, Anko grinned sheepishly at the blonde behind her and noticed his attire. "Oh it was nothing. But my I didn't think you'd be ready for that so fast, I'm not even naked yet."

"I knew your were crazy but this is insanity on a whole new level." Naruto said shaking his head, he moved over to the closet and pulled out some clothes, "I'll be dressing so try not to watch me and go back to your porn please." Anko huffed and turned around but she noticed a mirror in front of her and positioned it so she could see the blonde clothe himself, and blushed and started drooling as she saw him put on a pair of boxers.

'Oh Kami-sama! He's big! He's got to be eight-inches! There's no way he's a kid if he's…. So well equipped! Fuck it I'm getting him in bed a soon as I get the chance!' She thought with determination to get her hands and mouth around the jinchuuriki's package.

"Hey Anko-sensei if you're done drooling over me can we get going." Naruto said, but what shocked Anko more was the absence of the orange jumpsuit. Instead what he wore were black baggy jeans and sneakers and a black Chinese styled shirt with a high collar.

'Oh Kami he looks absolutely delicious now!' "I didn't think you'd be capable of wearing anything else other than that thing that makes you look like a traffic cone."

"Humph I thought you were smart! What kind of shinobi would I be if wore orange all the time?"

"One on crack."

"Whatever let's go. Where are we going anyways?"

"The forest of death my little slave. Now onwards! The first part of your training is to-" Anko did some handseals and slammed her palm on the ground, "Run form my little pet here! Now get going!"

'Oh fuck.' Naruto thought as the snake lunged at him, he jumped out the window, but it followed. "What the fuck is your deal woman?! I don't want to get eaten by another fucking snake!"

"Better run if you don't want to get eaten alive!"

"Sadistic bitch!"

"You know it my little slave! Now run!"

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Naruto finally managed to evade the constrictor that was on his tail, trying to eat him, and made it to the forest before Anko did.

"Heh, kid that was impressive!" she smiled sweetly, "I didn't think you'd get here before I would!"

"You sadistic bitch!" Naruto panted, he spent the better part of an hour running from the snake that tried to eat him whole.

"And you're a sadistic brat! Now I want you to go to the tower with me chasing you and believe me it's going to hurt. And then run ten laps around the whole forest."

"You're truly evil you know that?!"

"Yes I know I am and I just can't wait to see you give me that delicious blood I love. Now run!"

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It was now four months after the suna/oto invasion, Naruto was still depressed about the Sandiame's death, and so was Anko. Naruto moved in with the Snake Mistress, after they shared their first kiss. Form them on it was more teasing, and 'fun' as they called it, even though they knew if any one found out they would be shamed for life, they didn't care. The jinchuuriki was now actively helping Anko in the torture chambers much to Ibiki, Tsunade's and Shizune's dismay. Though the latter two were constantly having dreams about their 'brother' and 'son.'

"Hmmm.. Anko-chan." Naruto said breathlessly, breaking his lips from they kiss they shared, his hands now roaming throughout the snake kunoichi's curvaceous frame, of course she was doing the same as well. They just came back from the torture chamber Anko having a good amount of blood still on her, which Naruto was more than glad to lap up. He moved his hands slowly and gently down the Anko's inner thigh, moving his fingers to her slit, caressing it lovingly.

"'Gasp' Naru-kun…. 'gasp' Why must you tease me like this? What power do you hold over me? Why do you make me feel this way? 'Gasp' Oh Kami you're good!"

"Because I love you my kobura."

"Kobura?"

"Yes, you're deadly while beautiful. I think that's the perfect name for you." Naruto answered sliding a finger inside is lover, rubbing against her hot wet inner walls, soaking it in her juices; The jounin couldn't help but shudder and moan in pleasure and started to involuntarily buck her hips slightly. Wanting to make the pleasure more intense for her. He nibbled on the lobe of her ear and sucked on it slightly. Anko was shivering in pleasure at the jinchuuriki's ministrations.

"Kobura. I like it." Anko sighed, "Hmm… Let me show my thanks to you." She laid her hand over his already erect member, and couldn't help but still be shocked at its size for someone so young. She grabbed the rod and stroked it slowly, wanting to make the jinchuuriki suffer for a bit. He felt shock through his spine and shuddered at her touch as she passed her index finger over the slit of his head, swirling it, feeling the flesh throb in her hand.

"Anko-chaaan… "

"You think that's all? No I have more for you Naru-kun." Anko whispered, positioning herself and lowering her head over the blonde erection. Licking the tip of it to see his reaction to her torture. He shivered and his body was begging Anko to take it in her mouth, which she did. Taking the throbbing member into her mouth, relaxing her throat until she reached the hilt, deepthroating him. She moved her head back and forth, her tongue wrapping around the organ, she sucked on Naruto's cock for all it was worth, lust in her eye's. She wanted the sweet, white cum that would burst into her throat. It would only take a few more minutes. Naruto had stamina, but Anko had something special when she wanted her lover to burst into her. She moved her hands to his scrotum weighing them and stroking them slightly. Naruto was overloaded with pleasure feeling his release coming.

"I- Anko-chan. I-I I'm coming Anko!"

Anko held his cock in place sucking onto it for dear life as his seed flooded her mouth and throat; she swallowed it hungrily, wanting every last drop of semen coming from him. Naruto kept pumping into Anko's mouth letting her fell his cock move back and forth. Anko straddled Naruto's waist and placed her slit against him. She took a kunai and cut him across his chest, and licked the blood off enjoying every drop of the crimson liquid.

"Naru-kun? Are you ready?" Anko asked, her voice low and seductive, trails of blood still lingering on her lips, Naruto pulled into a kiss as Anko impaled herself onto him, groaning in absolute bliss. Sliding her hips up and down increasing her tempo, Naruto pounded into her groaning in pleasure as his lover screamed in ecstasy. Naruto kept forcing himself into, Anko screaming his name, going on for over an hour. Their climaxes getting ever closer by the minute.

"N-Naarutoooooo!!!!!" Anko screamed his name in bliss climaxing forcefully as Naruto kept pounding into her. 'Ah, ah, ah. There's that stamina I love.'

With no warning Naruto quickly pulled out of Anko spraying his seed onto her face, which she took in absolute pleasure eating every strand.

"Maa… 'pant' Naruto-kun, you're amazing as always. It's such a shame that we need to meet Ibiki early or we'd have another go at it."

"I-I know let's just rest ne?"

The two fell asleep quickly unaware of the five jealous eyes watching from the window.

Flashback end.

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"Hmmm… So how've been all these years Anko-chan?" Naruto chewing on his dango skewer.

"Just fine, a lot of Orochimaru's little bitches to torture. And I almost caught that Uchiha brat, he managed to escape calling on an army. Like an army can stop me."

"That's what I love about you. But we're going to have to cut this reunion short. I'm due to report to Tsunade-obaa-chan."

"Sigh….. Okay then, just don't forget tonight…."

"I won't. Ja ne."

"Ja."

'Hmmm I must prepare myself.' Anko thought devilishly.

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A/N: Muaahahahaha!!!! Ah yes I'm an evil little bitch! Review please and then you'll get to see the next chapter.