Lolly: Gawd, it's about time I wrote a Keroro Gunso fanfiction! It's one of my all time favorite anime (though I heavily prefer western styled cartoons, so that's not saying much…but still) but I thought that I should dedicate a fanfic towards it…there aren't many western fans out there now, so yeah..I thought I'd help out with a fan fiction….yeah Diroro, Zoruru and Kururu are by farmy most favorite, wheeee XD Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do no own Keroro gunso or any of its characters! It belongs to Mine Yoshizaki or Junichi Sato...which neither are me.
Keroro marveled at the equipment that towered before him. Kururu laughed to himself nearby, as if pleased by the reaction. The monstrosity took him a whole week to configure and piece together, and now it was finally complete.
"Nice work as usual, Kururu! You never let me down!", Keroro praised, shining his adoration towards the unlikable frog. Kururu simply nodded and handed Keroro the central remote control for the device.
Keroro snatched it up instantly and clutched it in his green hands as an evil demeanor enveloped his person, transforming the Sergeant into "Invasion Mode".
"Gero gero! This is my best idea yet!", he squealed evilly, pumping the remote into the air for everyone in the room to see.
"…..What is it, desu?", Tamama asked as he dug into a freshly opened bag of potato crisps.
"This is a machine that can turn Keronians into humans!", Keroro explained, turning the remote control around so that everyone could see the wide variety of buttons the small instrument held. The invaders all stared at the shiny, metallic remote in awe.
"That's my Keroro! Great plan, desu!", Tamama cheered excitedly, throwing his bag of crisps in the air like confetti.
"Ku ku ku, I'll still be smarter than all of you when I'm a pekopon", Kururu said in casual confidence.
"No harm in that idea, I'll join!", offered Dororo.
"You could say, flawless idea?', Mois added.
"Wait--Why do we need to be turned into humans?", Giroro asked. He secretly liked the idea of being able to turn into a human so that he could possibly be more attractive to Natsumi, but not if there was no reason behind it.
"Gero?", Keroro said, snapping out of his confident glamour.
"Well", Giroro continued, "Our anti-barrier are more than enough to fool the pekopons. And even if we didn't use them, we still have the suits", he pointed out.
An all knowing spark ignited in the corner of Keroros eye before the green frog snapped back his head and let out a long, loud laugh. A sweat drop traveled down everyone else's head, wondering what was so funny.
"Hahaaaaaa! Silly Giroro!", Keroro said, trickling out snickers and chuckles. "Sure the anti-barriers and the pekopon suits fool them, but they aren't always reliable! On occasion they fail in the middle of a mission, as most of us already know..but we wouldn't have to worry about that anymore if we are already a human!", Keroro explained. "Think of all the time I wouldn't be wasting on thinking up of different ways to disguise and be spending on gunplaaaa!", Keroro gushed happily. A dramatic, awkward pause hung heavily in the air before Giroros' low growls of anger were heard.
"Errr..I mean..more time to thinking up of new invasion plans?", he said hurriedly, fixing himself up when he could have sworn he saw steam pouring out of the Corporal.
"Noooow then, we need someone to go first…", Keroro said while dismissively waving a hand before Giroro could retort. Yet another gleam was sparking in the corner of Keroros' eye, but this time it was sinful. Suddenly his arm shot up, pointing instantly at the light blue ninja.
"Dororo! I command you to go first!", He demanded before snapping his arm towards the glass capsule that was attached to the machinery, indicating where Dororo should enter into. The assassin glanced at the capsule molder, but the cruel look of it immediately sent violent shivers up and down his spine.
"Me? B-But-is it safe?", he said, his eyes getting slightly teary eyed at the idea of having his whole gene pool ripped apart, only to have it repaired into a completely different pattern that shaped him into a totally dissimilar creature.
"Yes-Now hurry up, gero!", Keroro snapped hurriedly, tapping his foot on the ground.
Dororo stood still for a moment, staring at the now unconvincingly safe molding machine. It looked extremely dangerous…how did he keep getting himself into these situations? Dororos explainable hesitation assaulted Keroros patience.
"Gero? What are you waiting for!? Go in! You don't want to disappoint me, do you now?", Keroro said mournfully, but was secretly being sly.
The Sergeant knew which buttons to push to control Dororo, and often did it with no remorse. It often ended up bruising the blue keronian emotional and/or physically, yet it was often overlooked by the green frog. His frequent sacrifices for the team were often forgotten with the blink of an eye.
"B-But Leader-dono I…", Dororo started, but looked down at the ground dejectedly. "..I'll do it..", he said, giving in quickly. He walked sorrowfully to the intimidating glass container and opened the door carefully, before stepping in. Once situated, he looked back at everyone, and saw that Keroro gave him a proud thumbs up. Dororo couldn't help but feel a blush start to spread his partially covered cheeks like a wild fire when the glass door slammed shut into its latch, causing the capsule to threateningly shutter under the sudden impact.
Now Dororo was trapped in the glass tomb, and the only way out was to go through with the possibly life altering procedure. The blue ninja gulped nervously as he pressed his hands against the cool glass to see his fellow squad members step closer to the transparent chamber as if watching an animal in a pekopon zoo.
Suddenly, Keroro jumped back and said a few glass sound proofed words, before pressing a predominant, red button that stood out in the middle of the remote control. Before Dororo knew it, gas spewed out from the bottom of the glass, filling it in a pinkish fog. The mysterious gas didn't affect him at all, since years of training in the keron assassin academy prepared his body, but it increased his panic.
A sudden whirling sound resonated through the small vicinity, viciously echoing off the glass and into his alert ears. The ninja looked up to see a strange silver orb tipped beam coming through the fog and into view. Dororo blinked at it curiously until it shot out claws of electricity without warning.
The blue frog didn't have time to react when the electricity coursed through his body, ripping into his blood system. Dororo shouted a silent scream as he could feel his insides squirm involuntarily, his limbs jerking in berserk and his thoughts spun into a vortex of blackness as pain took over his mind. He fought for control over his body when he felt a heavy, thick substance slowly filling up the capsule like a glass of syrup.
However, the substance barely licked his lower thigh when it retreated mysteriously into the drain that was located at the bottom of the tube. The gas that fogged up the container exited via ventilation fans that were at the top. It took a few golden seconds before Dororo fought enough pain to open his eyes again (he didn't remember ever closing them) to see his comrades staring back at him in surprise.
The glass door unlatched and swung open and the remaining gas eerily poured out of the canister like some cheap effect from an old horror movie. Dororo painfully stepped out, his body shaking uncontrollably from the dreadful experience. Every fiber in his body just screamed of pain as his head was whirling in a tornado of agony. The ninja keronian knew for a fact that this event would be filed into his trauma switch cabinet in a few moments, only to be later remembered in remorse.
His slowly lifted his aching head to find that everyone was still staring at him in frozen astonishment. Dororo spoke, his voice projected raw from his dry throat.
"Ano..what?"
Lolly: Haha, I thought this was the perfect place to leave off so now. Remember: Reviews are my happy crack! ;D Sorry if anyone may seem out of character or if I put their sayings out of context. Please warn me if this happens, thank you.