Hey folks sorry I haven't posted in a while

Hey folks sorry I haven't posted in a while. I was: a) looking for inspiration, b) busy with school, c) reading other fanfics, or d) got lazy with it. Is that your final answer. Then your wrong. It was actually all of them.

Time skip: Next day

Naruto was walking towards the bridge that team 7 met at daily, still wearing the mask of an idiot and, now that it's safe to say it, the horrendous eye sore Naruto calls a jumpsuit. Little did he know, the rest were following him. When he arrived, he saw what he thought was Sasuke and Sakura.

They were, in truth, Kage Bunshins in a henge created by Kakashi before the mission started so that Naruto wouldn't get suspicious and wouldn't miss training. Naruto smiled, waved and shouted "Hey guys."

'Sakura' was the first one to answer. "Shut up, moron. I think Sasuke was about to confess…" "Stop. There isn't a snowballs chance in hell I would ever confess to you. There's a reason for that. Try and figure it out. As for you dobe, your late."

"Yeah, but Kakashi-sensei (teacher) is late everyday by at least two hours, it's been an hour and forty-five minutes already. Oh and tell him, 'don't screw with me,' would ya." With that, he took out two kunai knives and stabbed them through the head.

POOF. POOF. The Kage Bunshins popped out of existence and their memories went to Kakashi. He was gonna have a headache today anyway.

Time Skip: 2 minutes later

"Hey Naruto. How did you figure out they were my Kage Bunshins?" Naruto gave him a look that said 'Dumbass.'

"Sensei, I'm a master of Kage Bunshin. I think I could spot the difference between real and fake. Also, I know no one knows where we meet, and I saw you use Kage Bunshin on the bridge in Wave Country. Contrary to popular belief, I'm not stupid," Naruto explained with a sober look on his face. Kakashi looked a little uneasy with the way Naruto acted. It was really out of character.

After a while, they just went to training grounds and a little jutsu (technique) training and sparring, with Kakashi giving a few hints.

When the training was done for the day, Kakashi left and Naruto stayed behind to perfect his own technique Katon: Karyuu Tastumaki (Fire Art: Fire Dragon Tornado). The technique fires a dragon of fire which spins around an opponent and closes in trapping him and the only way to escape is to jump up in time and if they don't, well, I'd rather not say.

When he was out of chakra, he passed out on the ground. The Rookies wanted to help him, but couldn't. Eventually, a mob of angry citizens came along just as Naruto wakes. Silently, he whispers, "Oh Kami. Why do you hate me?" The Anbu quickly grabbed him and, using ninja wire, tied him to nearby training post. The villagers got to have the first round with him.

They used rocks, fists, torches, and pitchforks and did everything they could to hurt him. All the while he was screaming. Sakura and Ino saw their moms in the mob and their bug eyes widened in anger, surprise, and misery.

When the villagers finished, the shinobi (Ninja force) got their turn. They used him as a jutsu target, weapons target, and taijutsu (hand-to-hand) dummy. And when things couldn't get any worse, the women left, but the men stayed.

The men put on a smirk and took off their pants. 'Oh no. Please tell me they're not going to do it,' cried Tenten into the link. Nobody had the heart to tell her she has to watch, and that she can't do anything or else the mission would fail.

I'm evil aren't I. Don't need a beta any more.