Disclaimer: I don't own DSS or else Vancha would have died by now. (cheating scum!)

10 ways to annoy… Kurda Smahlt

Hand him a piece of cheese and say "They ran out of door plaque namesakes so I figured this will do". 1

Die his hair black while he's sleeping, switch all his classical music with death-metal, leave knifes lying around suggestively in his room, and go round the whole mountain telling everybody that Kurda's turned emo.

Die his hair grey like Steve's and then laugh at the 'old biddy'.

Gather his maps together and burn them, saying that Arra was cold.

Spray-paint Mary-sue all over his bedroom in pink and draw flowers over his clothes (which you have switched to skirts and dresses).

Tell him that Arra's pregnant with his child.

Add a BIG bottle of spice to his bat broth and say that you were trying to make him sexy (i.e. hot).

Cut all his gorgeous blond hair off, and say you thought he was going to apply to do the trails of initiation.

Make the hole in the ground really really big just before he goes in, cover it up lightly, and listen for the screams as he falls in. See how he likes it.

Ask him if he wants to go jumping out of a plane with a parachute, and cut a big love-heart in his.

AN: sorry if this isn't very funny, but some will have more ways than others, and Kurda is one I can't think how to annoy. Please review, I want at least 3 reviews but flames will be used to make smores that I will hand out to everybody else :)

1- i wrote this chappie when there was a story about how kurda got his name, so for anyone who doesn't understand it, i'm sorry :(

p.s i cant find the story, but if anyone does (or i happen to come across it) please can you tell me and i'll post it here :)