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Potatoes are good for your health!" Aoi chanted one day.
It was a peaceful day at Rokkaku Chuu, all the regulars were in a classroom. Why? Because they just felt like hanging around for some time...because they were feeling bored...and because they had nothing better to do. Forget playing tennis, they didn't feel like it. If they did, they wouldn't be feeling bored anymore...
"Toes?" Saeki looked up from his book. "Of course toes are good for your health! How can you be healthy without your toes?"
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"That was lame..." Ryou muttered.
"French fries!" Aoi exclaimed.
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"What does that have to do with toes?" Saeki asked.
"Uhh...french fries are made by humans and humans have toes?" Bane suggested.
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"TWINKLE TOES!!!" Aoi suddenly shouted.
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"Okaaayy." Saeki rolled his eyes and went back to his book.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Aoi started jumping around. "Lets guess what kind of UFO we will be having for lunch!"
"UFO?!?!?!" Everyone except Aoi gasped.
"Dude, that's like, Unknown Flying Object? How can you eat that for lunch?" Bane raised an eyebrow.
"Aoi wa aoi. Pth." David chimed in and earned a bonk on his head by Bane.
"No, no, no!" Aoi was still jumping around. " UFO means Unknown FRYING Object!!!"
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"OMG!!! Don't eat potatoes!" Saeki screeched suddenly, then he went back to his book.
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"...What...the...hell...?" Ryou twitched.
"Because potatoes has TOES in it!!!" Saeki shrieked and then went back to his book again.
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"...I want to go home..." Ryou sighed. He kind of regretted why he came to this schhool... wy can't he be in some othere more normal school...like Hyoutei? Ah! he doesn't know the horrors of the outside world...
"Eh? Nande? Nande?" Itsuki asked. "Why do you want to go home? Why did you sigh? Nande? Nande?"
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"Hey! No FAIR!!!" Aoi faced Saeki. "POTATOES ARE GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH! SO HAVE TO EAT THEM!!"
"NO WAY!!" Saeki shot back. "ARE YOU A CANNIBAL??? THEY SOOOO FREAKINGLY HAVE TOES IN THEM!!!"
"Uhh...uhh...uhh...uhh...SO WHAT!?!?! EVEN IF IT'S TOES, IT'S...uhh...IT'S GOOD TOES!! SO YOU CAN EAT THEM!!!"
"WHO SAYS THAT YOU AHVE TO EAT THEM ANYWAYS???"
"I did!"
"So what!"
"Hey...you two..." Bane began. "The problem here is that potatoes don't have toes in them..."
"HEY!!!..." Aoi and Saeki chorused, facing Bane. "...you're right!"
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"Oh, oh, oh! I finally got it!!!" Itsuki cried.
"You finally got what?" Ryou asked, tired of being asked by so many questions by Itsuki.
"The relation between french fries and toes!!!"
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"French fries are made by potatoes and potatoes have toes!!!"
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"Dude, potatoes don't have toes!" Bane said.
"Ohh...really? Nande? Nande?"
"Crap."
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"Tomatoes are good too..." Oji popped out of nowhere.
"NO WAY!! IT HAS TOES IN THEM!!!"
"SO WHAT!?!?! IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH!!!" Aoi argued.
"THEN YOU'RE A CANNIBAL!"
"NO I'M NOT!!!"
"THEN WHY THE HELL DO YOU EAT TOES???"
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"I don't think there are toes in tomatoes either..."
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" HO HO HO!!!" Oji laughed like Santa while storking his beard.
"Nande? Why is Oji here? Nande? Nande?"
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Moral of the story: NEVER EVER insist that there are toes in potatoes!