"Sakura,
would you stop thinking about Sasuke all the time?" Naruto sat
down beside her in a near empty classroom. 2.His desire to avenge his
family 3.His large female following 4.His contempt for
Naruto 5. His sense of fashion is somewhat...
lacking
"But..."she
mumbled "I haven't said anything about Sasuke-kun in the past
four days."
"Sweetie..." Naruto rubbed her back in
a 'comforting' way "The boy is gay. I'll bring him back one day,
but you can't expect him to elope with you, move into an oceanside
cottage, and have several lovely children."
"How did
you---"
"I read your diary. I know all about your little
dream."
Now that got him a smack to the face. "First of
all, it's not a dream, it's my five year plan! And second Sasuke is
not gay, okay?"
"Okay, since you're so convinced, make
me a list. a list of every little thing about Sasuke-kun that isn't
gay."
"Why should I?"
"To proove your
point!" Naruto smiled.
"you've been planning this out,
huh?"
"For weeks." Naruto admitted. "pretty
clever, huh?"
"Okay, okay, fine. Gimme a pen and some
paper...thank you! Okay here goes!"
THE TOP FIVE REASONS
SASUKE ISN'T GAY
as dictated by Sakura
1. His interest in
rebuilding the Uchiha clan
"Five things? You could only think of five things?"
Naruto scoffed, this should be easy. "Okay..." He began
'editing' Sakuras handiwork.
IS
THE TOP FIVE REASONS SASUKE
ISN'T GAY
as
dictated by Sakura As per edited by Naruto
1.His
intrest in rebuilding the Uchiha clan---Notice how he
hasn't mentioned that since we first became a team?
2.His
desire to avenge his family---Just a cover up for his
unhealthy obsession with Uchiha Itachi.
3.His large
female following---As I recall, So did George
Micheal...guesss what? Gay!
4.His contempt for
Naruto---His contempt for me? Ha! More like his frustration
with me because he secretely loves me!
5.His sense of
fashion is somewhat...lacking---Uh, excuse me? Since when
did every gay man out there have to dress like Elton John? I mean,
look at me for example I wear a bright orange jumpsuit for crying out
loud, but that doesn't mean that I'm not gay...not that I am I'm just
saying, you know..."Naruto?"
"Yeah?"
"Why
are you so dead set on him being gay?"
Naruto got defensive
"I dunno. Why are you so dead set on him being straight?"
"Well,
we'll never know until we see him again..." Sakura
sighed.
"OKAY, OKAY, FINE I'LL DO IT!!! I'll bring him back,
geez..."
As he grabbed his coat and headed out, Sakura
smiled to herself. "I knew that would work..."