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A/N: I really liked these stories. Last chapter. Enjoy.

Dec. 22nd

2:32 PM

Mood: Aggravated

Music: Hades and the Lords of the Underworld

Book: Human Immortality: Fact or Fiction?

I cannot believe Hades! The nerve of some Gods! I take one subject of his and all of a sudden I'm The Underworld's Enemy Number One! I hate that guy! He's so annoying. Him and his stupid pomegranates. He's always shoving them in everyone's face going "You want some? You want some?" GET A CLUE! NO ONE WILL FALL FOR THAT EXCEPT PERSEPHONE, YOU DORK! Gods! He's the only God so far that has had to trick someone into being his bride! Persephone hates him, everyone does! I need to stop using exclamation marks...! You get the extent of my frustration here, don't you? Good. He's such a freaking annoying clingy little...creep! Okay, that's the last exclamation mark, I promise. The only God he likes is Ares, because Ares kills people and increases the number of Hades' subjects. I hate Hades, I really, honestly do.

So, I go to the land down under (not Australia) today, and first of all I see my face plastered all over the freaking place with gigantic X's through it as if I'm some sort of villain. I mean, hundreds of thousands of millions of people are dead, why does he especially need my mother? Frigging grr! I hate that guy! He's so easily offended. He really, really needs to work on that. He can't go run around crying every time someone tells him something he doesn't want to here! So, I find him and I say "Hades, what's up with all the posters of me?" and he just glares at me like I know what's going on. I don't! He's crazy. Later he yells at me about taking Semele out of the underworld even though she was just there because Hera is crazy, and asks me if I was drunk when I thought it a good idea to rescue her.

I hate him. He's exactly like Zeus's twin. You'd think he'd understand the wrath of the Gods seeing as how he got the worst part in the draw between him and Poseidon and now rules the underworld. Does ANYONE want to rule the underworld? I was so mad at him! I'd have left immediately but since Persephone is down there, Demeter's kind of let the Earth go again and I didn't want to freeze to death while I waited for Zeus to come down and get me. Zeus told me to wait for him because he needed to talk to Thanatos, the god of death, and I didn't want to ditch my father like that. I ended up spending half the day hanging out with Hades and his stupid evil minions who think I, of all people, am evil. They were playing Scrabble. What god plays Scrabble? I mean, seriously, how does that work? How to you get to a point in your life when you're so pathetic that you play Scrabble for fun? I played for a little bit but when I was playing they would just spell words like leave, evil, hate, worthless, and unwanted so I stopped playing. He just takes things too seriously. Once I told him I didn't like his new haircut jokingly...He wore hats everyday for a year until it grew back out.

So, when Zeus finally gets down there to pick me up, he asks me how it went and when I tell him he just laughs. Shows you how much he cares about his own son. I mean, seriously, that God has no heart. I would have said something but I didn't feel like getting thrown a thunderbolt at. Once, Athena tried hitting me with it after I reminded her of how she killed Pallas. She's such a daddy's girl. Zeus loves her. She's the only one that can even get close to his armor. I don't know what's so special about her. She has no mother! At least I am of actually, semi-possible birth! She's a thought that sprung out of Zeus' head. I might have sprung out of his thigh, but at least I have a mother! She's so mean and is always challenging me to duels. I mean, come on, I am a lover, not a fighter. Everyone in this entire palace is out to get me. Now I get why Creon felt so paranoid, I'm starting to feel it.

Tomorrow I'm going back down under (not Australia...though I might go down there to check on my pet kangaroo...it's such a cuddly name, i love it) to get this entire thing taken care of with Hades. I'm going to take someone with me. Maybe I can get Persephone to take my side. Then Hades will definitely cut all this childish stuff out. He's head over heels in love with that woman...Even though she's pretty much too stupid to figure out that her reflection in the mirror is NOT her long lost twin.