Polyamorous

A/N: Yo! I've had this idea for a while now. I got the idea, basically, from the video and song "Polyamorous" by Breaking Benjamin. I've twisted the idea around a bit, so this is probably considered a bit, uhm... AU? Yea. To be really blunt, a small collection of one-shots revovling around -sort of- a plot. They all take place at the same time, same place, but different apartments in the complex. Watch the video. -Grins- I'm sure you'll find some parts very familiar. But don't worry, I've added quite a few twists. I'll list the pairings as we go. Oh, and one of the reasons why I put up 'Sasuke' and 'Sakura' was because, well, the two are the ones in the room, and you know what that means.. Kukukukuku...

Prologue: The Discovery.

Let's go

"Oh... My god..." She gawked, she sputtered, she... Almost completely freaked out. If it had not been for the hand placed firmly on her shoulder, rooting her to the spot, then she would have stormed right out of there and found that goddamn perverted sage! However, her anger was far from dissipating itself. Sure, it was diluted ever so slightly, but oh was it present.

"Calm down." A firm, low, deep voice demanded of her, though it was obvious by the slightly raised upper lip that he was both disgusted at the discovery, and mildly ticked off.

"B-but Sasuke! For Christ sake! Will you just look at it?!" She practically roared, though had enough self-control to keep it just a decimal under a yell. She emphasized her point by pointing to each and every separate monitor. That's right. I said monitor. This is what happens when you rent some small dingy apartment in some cramped up complex, and your landlord just so happens to be a 'perverted sage'. Gee. Wonder who that could be?

Sasuke let out a brief, irritated sigh. "Yes, I can see what they are Sakura. I'm not blind nor am I stupid." He almost hissed as his eyes drifted from one small television set to another. They were slightly older sets, it seemed. The picture was more like white and blue rather than black and white. Or would that make the sets newer than- Quickly he blinked and shook these thoughts from his mind. How his mind wondered over television sets, he wasn't sure.

So, how did these two stumble into this mess? Well, you see, they both had obviously rented an apartment here. Alright, no big deal. They'd moved in recently, Sakura wanting to get away from her parents, and Sasuke wanting to get away from the Uchiha compound for a little while. At least till the cleaning-up-of-the-home was over and done with.

Oh. Yeah. About that. The younger Uchiha hadn't exactly been home for quite a few years, and he was getting sick and tired of trying to properly refinish the place. He'd returned home about maybe one and a half, two years ago, but hadn't gotten to really properly cleaning and refinishing his floors and furniture. And god, the kitchen still reeked thanks to all the rotten food that had been in the house.

He'd cleaned the kitchen with bleach four times! Four times! He'd even dumped the damn fridge! Enough was enough, time to bring in the professionals. So, wanting a place of his own so he could actually have some alone time, he rented an apartment for a few months...

Well anyway. Back to how they'd stumbled on the room. They'd both only been moved in comfortably for about a week or so, but thanks to a recent mission, the two hadn't had the chance to really check out the place. The sun was slowly beginning to set, her watch reading to be about seven P.M.

The day has come to an end

The sun is over my head...

So Sakura friendly suggested they both go and check out the complex... Her reply was a simple 'Hn', and they both set off... And stumbled upon a suspicious looking room.

A big sign that read 'DO NOT ENTER. LANDLORD'S STUDY.' was in big, red, bold lettering... Oh, and 'THE ALMIGHTY' part of the sign before 'landlord' had been crossed out with a thick black line, and a face closely resembling Naruto was on it.

Gee. Wonder who did that? But the sign aside, something about the room just didn't seem right. So what did the two do? Investigate of course!... Though it took quite a big of convincing on Sakura's half while Sasuke kept insisting it didn't matter and didn't concern them. Boy, was he sure wrong.

And that was when a sly smirk tugged at the corner's of Sakura's lips. "You're right, Uchiha. It didn't concern us at all. Isn't it such a marvelous study?" The pinked haired young woman said in an almost sickeningly sweet voice. Oh and she knew just how 'sweet' it sounded. And what a study it was!

'Uchiha' responded with a glare, (and if looks could kill, Sakura would surely have been killed ten-times over by now) and a spat out, "Shut up."

A soft chuckle was heard from the girl at Sasuke's expense, but things quickly turned back to their current, ahem, problem at hand. Oh, and was it mentioned there was an actual joystick there that could control the slightly movements of the camera? The only movements the camera possesed were zoom in zoom out, swivel to the left and swivel to the right, small movements of the sort. Ah, and there was a button for each camera on the damn thing so all he had to do was press one of the numbered buttons, which would switch it to a different camera, then zoom right in! Bastard!

This time, a sigh escaped past the pretty pink lips of the young kunoichi as she glared at the monitors in distaste. "I can't believe someone would do such a thing! I can only imagine how long he stays in here for! And look at that! He can see everything!" She peered in, closer to one of the monitors, her bright emerald hues soon widening slightly.

"Oh my gosh! He's been watching poor Hinata too?!" She exclaimed, obviously horrified. Sasuke merely held back from rolling his eyes at her. Who cares about the others? The nasty old sage had a camera in his room too, and that was all he really cared about. Damnit, he really didn't like the idea of having some old guy watching him and perhaps even whacking off while watching the others too.

The pure thought of it made him cringe and shudder, not able to keep his normally perfected stoic attitude. Seriously. It was really... Ugh. "Oh... What's she doing?" Sakura asked curiously all of a sudden, abruptly grabbing Sasuke's attention...

My polyamorous friend...