1. I will not inform a gully dwarf that there is three (Darren's Wings)

2. I will not challenge Kendermore to a game of Truth or Dare (Darren's Wings)

3. Or Mt. Nevermind (Darren's Wings)

4. Or This Place (This Place is the name of the tribe of gully dwarves' home) (Darren's Wings)

5. I will not tell Astinus that Bupu is smarter than him (Darren's Wings)

6. I have not or ever will eat at a gully dwarf mess hall (SoundzofSilence)

7. For a definition of 'mess', look no further than a gully dwarf mess hall (SoundzofSilence)

8. I will not tell a gully dwarf to do more than one thing at a time (Jenna of the Red Robes)

9. I won't try to explain to a gully dwarf how to use silverware (Jenna of the Red Robes)