Naruto spent his life pondering why everyone was mean to him, he couldn't comprehend why every time he smiled at people they shivered and quickly hurried on their way.

After a particularly bad day at school Naruto went to the park, sat down under a willow tree, pulled out his iPod, and turned on Teenagers by My Chemical Romance.

The song blasted in his ears and he rested against the trunk and sung along in his soft deep voice.

'What you got under your shirt, Will make them pay for the things that they did.
They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me'

Naruto stopped and rewound the song to the chorus and he listened to it again.

'What I've got under my shirt, huh?" He mused silently lifting up his shirt to reveal the Five-pronged seal.

A broad smile split his face in two.

'Will make them pay for the things that they did.' He finished silently, switching off his iPod and he leaned back a plan forming in his mind.

Monday swung around quickly, and Naruto ran to school in excitement he had figured out how destroy the seal, he planned to torture the children.

Naruto released the seal upon entering the school grounds. Here came his first Victim!

Ami, the meanest girl in the school came up to him and poked him in the forehead, Naruto growled and upon contact, he released a powerful surge of chakra into her she stood in her own world the only thing that made sense was the fact that Naruto now controlled her.

Naruto whispered something into her ear and she ran off, Naruto laughing behind her.

Every person that came up to him that morning excluding Sasuke-teme, Sakura-tenshi and Hinata-hime disappeared from school. None of the Sensei's asked why but Naruto was the only one that didn't seem to care.

Hinata and Sakura pulled him aside after one class and asked him what was going on. He just smiled and kissed Hinata good-bye and rushed to his next class.

Naruto had almost escaped from them after class but they tied him to his chair and threatened him with a makeover.

"Are you guys interrogating a student in my classroom?" Iruka asked in shock.

Sakura and Hinata looked at Naruto and then back to Iruka.

"Sorry sensei." They apologized together and dragged Naruto's chair out into the hall and pushed it up against the lockers.

"Now tell us what's going on!" they demanded.

"Fine, I undid the seal that held the Kyuubi inside of me. It's not a bad thing!" he insisted seeing the shocked looks on their faces. "Really, I can influence people to do things that I want, like next hour I influenced Sasuke-teme into wearing a pink shirt." Naruto chuckled at this.

"What happened to the other students?" Hinata asked leaning close to Naruto.

"I influenced them into going to (insert name of the stupid ramen shop whose name I forgot.) In addition, eat until they gained 80 pounds, and then after that they had to run around the village naked screaming about 'the angry man with the needles is after me!' I was planning on ditching school to go watch, but gaining 80 pounds can take a while." Naruto told in them.

Hinata and Sakura stared at him for a few minutes before bursting out laughing, rolling on the floor.

"Naruto did you use a forbidden technique on Sasuke?" Kakashi asked rounding the corner with a dazed looking Sasuke wearing a pink shirt that said 'Skittles, taste the rainbow!'

Naruto burst out laughing, his face straightened "No I didn't use a forbidden technique it's just that time of the month." He said his face serious but his eyes were laughing harder than any of them.

Kakashi let go of Sasuke's shoulder and left, Sasuke walked over to the still tied up Naruto and kneeled.

"Golden monkey of the west I have vanquished the evil Telli-Tubbies evil plot to destroy the earth!" Sasuke said in all seriousness, Sakura and Hinata fell to the floor clutching their sides.

Moral of the story: Never give Naruto the power to influence anything or anyone.

It's like 10:42 at night and I'm high on pizza rolls :D I love pizza rolls… Oh, yea this is just a collection of crack-fics I have one about Sasuke next, and as you can guess it's based off a song too.