To prettypinkbookworm for taking all the phone calls...thanks. lylav!

(Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or the Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go)

Once the Giant Ninja Wolf Spider had the ashes he threw them in the trashcan. The G.N.W.S isn't known for its intelligence. Because all of the ashes were together Jacob came back to life. Aw man! (Swiper no swiping!) Due to the G.N.W.S's mistake the crazed fan girls over threw him. They immediately found a new, smarter leader. Now that one of the robot monkeys from Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go! (The longest TV name in history) was in charge he made a plan of attack. He first sent the crazed fan girls to torture Jacob with love poetry to Edward. When the girls got to Jacob's he was forcefully tide down to his car. When the poetry began he tried to escape, but was unsuccessful.

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I love Edward.

And he loves me too.

Oh Edward,

I don't mind that you're dead.

Everything that you've said,

Has made me believe,

That you have even more answers than Jeeves.

MARRY ME!

After the poetry readings were over the Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go monkey came and shot him with an ultra werewolfkilliing super sonic science fiction X-treme laser gun. While Jacob was down on the ground begging for mercy, the crazed fan girls turned on the radio. Conveniently, the Monster Mash was playing over and over and over because of the Halloween season. When the crazed fan girls were tired of listening Monster Mash they took and his car over to the La Push cliffs. Once at the cliffs they pushed his "oh so beautiful" car and pushed it off into the ocean. As Jacob cried over his stupid car, the crazed fan girls took him and pushed him off the cliff. Because the water was so cold, being January, Jacob's body went into instant shock. He then drowned. His body was never recovered and it doubtful that it will be. POOR, POOR JACOB, I GUESS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE KISSED BELLA!!!!!