As I again rolled around through the halls trying to go as slow as possible to miss as much of class as I could. After about five more minutes of being James Bond the bell rang. Just then the students filed out of the classrooms chatting and what not. I just quickly leaned up against the wall whistling as if I did absolutely nothing. After a moment I was smacked in the head.

"oh yes, its totally not obvious you skipped class" Tenten stated in a sarcastic voice

"did I miss anything good?" I asked boredly glancing at the clock.

"you missed that Gaara has fangirls now, Ami and Karin" Tenten stated grinning like a Cheshire cat.

"bing bing bing you've just won a new car!" I stated in an announcer like voice.

"who else would it be Deidara" I continued sarcastically rolling my eyes. Just then I saw a pissed Gaara being followed by Karin, Ami, and there group of their loyal followers.

"hey Gaara-kun" I stated holding my arms out to hug him, and of course he caught on and hugged me. I got a round of gasps from the group of girls standing behind him.

"get your hands off of our Gaara-kun" Ami screeched like a bat. I turned to them and smirked.

"but girls if you give Gaara love you'll be taking away love from Sasuke and that would make him sad. I mean just look at him over there, already sad from the loss of your love. I think he wants a hug." I stated in the most sincere voice I could muster into that bold faced lie. The girls gasp in realization and ran to him.

The whole time this little charade went on Tenten was trying so hard to stifle a laugh, and when they left both of us just busted out laughing. I slung an arm around Gaara's neck as we walked down the hallways. I hummed loudly and off key, of course it was on purpose to annoy the people in the halls. Gaara as a last attempt to make me stop put his arm around my waist, and that most defiantly shut me up. I grinned mischievously and lowered my arm so that it hanged loosely around his waist. I saw Gaara just roll his eyes at my stupidity. When we entered my favorite class, art, we had to let go of each other seeing as both of us would not fit through the door at the same time that way.

"Sakura get your ass over here and make sure to drag your boy toy and Tenten over here to" Temari yelled from the table in the back of the room.

"since when did she get a boy toy?!" I heard Ino yell. Unfortunately this and literature was the only two things that she and I had together.

"maybe I don't wanna go over there, maybe I wanna sit up here with the sexy eyed guy!" I yelled back at them, defiance sparkling in my eyes, oh wait that was just from the glitter fight from yesterday.

"Sakura we've known each other for years and you still cant remember my name" Neji sighed and shook his head.

"i already told you I suffer from CRS" I replied in an offended tone. Neji just gave me a 'what the hell is that?' look.

"cant remember shit" Tenten explained.

"Sakura either you get your fat ass over here or I will steal your sexy friend" Ino yelled eying Gaara as he sat down next to Temari, diagonal from her.

"no he's mine, I found him first." I whined trudging over to the table Tenten trailing behind me. I sat next to Gaara, Tenten across from me. After a long and quiet moment I got really bored waiting waiting for the teacher lady whose name I simply can not remember.

"PUDDING!!" I screeched for no apparent reason other then boredom. Tenten, Ino, and I all laughed Temari and Gaara just gave a weird look.

"for the last time Sakura pudding is not a funny word" Temari stated although when she said "pudding" I cracked up again. All she did was shake her head and sigh. Then out of no where the teacher lady tapped me on the shoulder.

"Miss Haruno I need to see you after class" the teacher stated then proceeded to tell the class that we would be watching a video on Edvard munch. It would have been very boring had it not been for Gaara and I playing footsies under the table. During the video I drew a mustache on my finger. When the bell rang everyone left except Ino.

"I'll be right back" the teacher stated walking out of the room several papers in hand.

"she said that Haruno Sakura had to stay after class but she never said anything about Senorita Stash" I stated putting my finger above my lip. Ino just laughed with a weird look on her face.

"mwah hahahahahaha!!" I laughed evilly as I sprinted out the room Ino close behind me laughing her ass off. On my way to literature I said whoosh every time I rounded a corner, Ino had to stop at her locker for a pen. When I reached the classroom I kicked the door open and made my hand look like a gun.

"freeze! I am your new general! Let me tell you all something: war has made me very PARANOID! And when you get to eye-ballin me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to KILL!!" I yelled at the class as if I was a general in the army.

"you watched Major Payne last night didn't you?" Neji inquired.

"maybe" I stated shifty eyed. Then skipped happily to a seat next my love, Gaara. After a moment of staring off into space I just remembered something very important, and screamed bloody murder.

"what the fuck Sakura" Gaara stated covering his ears.

"i just remembered that I left the mountain dew on the counter" I sobbed. Everyone just rolled there eyes.

"so?" was Gaara's reply crossing his arms across his chest.

"so it will be warm AND flat when I get home" I then pouted changing moods quickly. Gaara just closed his eyes and shook his head. I then stuck my tongue out and gave a funny face.

"i suggest that you put that back in your mouth unless you intend to use it" Gaara stated without opening his eyes. How in the hell did he know unless... GAARA'S A MAGICAL ELF!! there was simply no other way he could have seen me with his eyes closed.

"no Sakura he's not a magical elf" Tenten stated with a sigh. What the fuck is everyone just out to get me today.

"fine then I'm not Sakura for the rest of the day! I'm Senorita Stash!!" I yelled once again putting my finger above my lips.

"and Senorita Stash doesn't go to school!!" I continued my rant as I ran out of the classroom. Meanwhile back in the classroom

"idiot" everyone said at the same time after I had pranced out of the room.