Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
AN: This is the sequel to Sirius Black's Notebook. I dedicate this to all my readers, old and new, and ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO REVIEW. Because we all love reviews.
Fred
George
Harry
Ginny
Fred Weasley's Awesomer Notebook- Entry 1
Well. Here we are. Writing in the notebook of the legendary marauders.
I feel honored.
Yes, you should.
The marauders were AWESOME!!
Their pranks were legendary. –sniff sniff-
You'd think that you guys were writing in Merlin's notebook.
But Ginny, we are writing in the notebook of someone better than Merlin!
Yeah, right.
Ginny, I'm offended!
You don't deserve to write in their notebook.
You know, I'm the son of Prongs, why aren't you fawning over me?
'Cause, you never knew Prongs! He died before- Oops. I shouldn't have said that. Should I?
Nope. He's gone.
Well, oops?
Why do you have to be so immature?
Ginny! How can he not be immature?
You know he's my crush! You just had to scare him off!
Umm… Yeah. Why does that matter?
He was sitting so close to me!
Ginny! If you are going to act like that, we might just have to chase Potter with beaters bats, even if he is one of the school champions.
Oh yeah. I think we'll pass this on, so the notebook might want to know that the triwizard tournament is this year!
Amazing. Now, back to how we got the notebook.
Well. We were searching through Filch's confiscated items drawers.
Most of the stuff was stupid. Like fanged Frisbees, and dungbombs.
'Cept, we pocketed the dungbombs.
We found this notebook, and the pages were yellowing, so we put a charm on it, that made it good as new.
It had 'Plan S.I.R.I.U.S.' written on it.
Well, we nicked it, to make a short story short.
We started reading it, and low and behold, the marauders wrote it.
We read the whole thing through, and then showed it to Harry.
Which was a mistake.
Eh. It took a long time to convince him to let us keep it.
He wanted to keep it as a reminder of his parents.
He deserves to know them!
We told him we wanted to continue the matchmaking tradition, and carry out Plan S.I.RI.U.S.
What finally convinced him was when we told him that we were going to try to get ickle Ronniekins together with Hermione.
That's what we need your help on.
I'd be glad too!
Wow. That was fast.
Eh. I've had too much listening to Hermione go on about Ron. It's obvious they like each other.
We're proud to call you our sister.
Thanks! But, what exactly happened in the marauders notebook?
Funny times. Funny times.
Well, the plan name stands for Seriously, Irksome Red Iguanas, Unattended, Sleep.
Beautiful.
Then we learned that Sirius has an obsessive fetish with oysters.
Oysters?
Yep, oysters.
Then there was the romance. But I wont go over that.
TELL ME THE ROMANCE!! WE GIRLS CANNOT GO A DAY WITHOUT ROMANCE!! I'LL DIE AND BLAME YOU TWO IF I DON'T GET MY ROMANCE!!
Okay. I guess we're telling you the romantic bit.
Why are you looking at me?
You're telling the romantic part, remember?
No, I don't, but-
Gred.
Fine, Forge!
Well?
James practically stalked Lily, and then started to act mature, and then thye went to a ball and fell in love and kissed.
…
Well? Why are you staring at me so blankly, Ginny?
Not even going to say.
What? Want more details? Fine! Read the notebook!
Ow! Bloody Hell! George! You hit my head!
What can I say? We're beaters.
Nice.
JUST READ!!
Looks like you're not the only one with mood swings, Ginny.
SHUT UP.
Fine! I'll read it!
…
That is sooo sweet!!
Stop giggling.
Oh, why don't you just go oogle Angelina Johnson? I know you like her!
No, I don't think I will, thanks.
But how do you know he likes her? Ow, Fred!
I'm your sister! Of course I know who you like!
Who does George like?
Easy, No one.
WHAT?!
Calm down, Fred. Not everyone had to like someone else. But Ron does like Hermione.
Do you know who Harry likes?
I wish it were me, but it's Chang.
Cho Chang?
Haha. The girl he likes is related to Candy Chang.
I wonder how Ginny knows that? Does she stalk him?
I hope not. But we can always ask her. Ginny?
…
Ginny?
…
OI! GINNY!
…
Fred, she went upstairs, probably to cry about how her crush doesn't like her.
WHAT?! POTTER HURT OUR BABY SISTER!! THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY, FOR THAT!!!
I AGREE!
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?
WHY DON'T WE STOP SHOUTING?
I AGRE- I mean, I agree.
Yes, who wouldn't?
Now, let's get out our beater's bats.
…
I wonder if they realize that I was here the whole time?
AN: And that is the first chapter! Please review. Or give me ideas, cause if I don't get good ideas, this might be a short fic.