Vixen: hello every one how are you?!?!
Sasu: god you act like the dobe you are so firkin annoying!
Naru: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!? TEME!!!!!!!
Vixen: awwww Sasu-kun why are you so mean? I'm just being friendly pout
Sasu: hn' whatever…..
Naru: stupid teme! I told you not to call me dobe anymore! It really ticks me off!
Sasu: that's exactly why I call you that my little dobe
Naru: blush WH-who says's im your "little dobe'! Teme! Ill never be yours! Never! Never! never!
Sasu: never say never dobe. You will be mine
Vixen: ok guys calm down calm down. Try and behave yourself sasuke-kun your gonna make naru-naru faint.
Naru: I am not gonna faint and im gonna kick your ass sasuke-teme!
Sasu: how 'bout you let me bang yours instead?
Naru: blush
Vixen: whoa! Sasu-kun your such a tease to poor naru-naru! Hahahahahahahah! Ok let's start the story before things get out of control? Ne?
DISCLIMER: I don't own any of naruto's sweet toned body but luckily for us sasuke does! XD
WARNING: this is a yaoi fic and the pairing is drum roll sasunaru! No surprise there. If you don't like then don't read. If you are a sakura liver then you might not like this fic
Kyubi's thoughts are in bold
Naruto's thoughts talking to kyubi are in italics
And every one else's thoughts are in italics too
A little problem
Chapter 1: the not so normal day
It was another normal day in Kohona village. It started as it usually did with a super hyper active blond annoying the crap out of a pink little headed bitch and a dark haired uchiha who secretly loved every minute of it. As always their 'teacher' was a half hour late and also as usual he was reading his icha icha paradise book.
"Ahhhhh! Kakashi-sense! When will you ever be on time!" yelled a very irritated sakura
"I'm sorry sakura-chan but I was delayed by a little dolphin begging for attention" said their teacher with a pervy look in his one eye.
"Why do you always make up some lame excuse every single time your late?! You should be more responsible you are supposed to be our sense! You are setting a bad example for us!" yelled sakura
"Sorry, sorry…" said Kakashi. "Hey Naruto what's thee matter you have been awfully quiet. Is something wrong?"
"Huh? Ah…. No sense there's nothing wrong just feeling a little…..ummm….drained today that's all" said Naruto with a little blush that no one but his sense saw.
"Ah I see. Well snap out of it we have a lot to do today" Kakashi noticed sasuke looking intensely at the blond. Hn I wonder what's going on between those to…I will have to investigate this later. "Sasuke Naruto pair up and spar sakura how about you and I have a little spar today?"
"Yes" they say in unison
Sasuke and Naruto went a couple of yards away from Kakashi and sakura so their sparing would not get in the way of each others.
'Kit I have to tell you something 'said kyubi
'What is it kyu?' said Naruto
'Kit the reason you feel drained today is because im starting to go into heat' he said
"YOUR WHAT?!?!" yelled Naruto out loud.
"Hey dobe who are you supposed to be talking to? Oh I guess your talking to that fox. Well tell him that you're supposed to be sparing with me and not yapping to him" said sasuke
Was it just him or did sasuke seem jealous? Deciding to just brush it off as his imagination he responded. "I thought I told you not to call me that teme! And if you are so willing to have me kick your ass then ready or not here I come!" 'Wait kit! I need to tell you important information!' 'No time kyu! I need to kick sasuke-teme's ass!' with that said or rather thought Naruto lunged toward sasuke, but of course he smoothly dogged Naruto. He suddenly kicked Naruto in the stomach which sent him flying into a nearby tree. Coughing Naruto got up and saw a smug smirk on sasuke's face" I thought you said you were gonna kick my ass dobe" Naruto jumped up quickly and ran fast at sasuke. Making a hand sign there were suddenly a whole horde of naruto's. Sasuke made a hand sign as well then there the same amount of sasuke's as naruto's. it bas a battle royal they were going at each other like it was a fight to the death. Finally sasuke ended up being the victor again.
"Argggg! Stupid teme! Im gonna beat your ass one day!" yelled a very pissed Naruto
"hn whatever dobe the only time your ever gonna beat me is in your dreams but then again I bet I still kick your ass there too" said a very cocky uchiha which made Naruto go livid,
"YOU STUPID TEME I HATE YOU! GO ROT IN HELL YOU BASTARD!" Naruto jumped up and made a mad dash for his home. Sasuke had never seen Naruto that mad before. He had only been joking like he always did there was something terribly wrong with his dobe and he was going to find out what.
Naruto's Prov:
'Argggg! Why did I get so mad at him! He was just joking for god's sake! And then I just run off! What's wrong with me?' thought Naruto as he made it to the front door of his crappie apartment. He stepped in and went to his kitchen to make some ramen in hopes of calming his nerves.'Kit that is what I was trying to tell you. It has never happened before because you weren't the right age. But since you are now 18 your body is now able to go into heat.' 'What the fuck kyu! Does that mean that my moods are going to go into overload?' 'Yes oh and one more thing. You are going to be extremely horny for a couple of days and if you don't get rid of the sexual stress then your life is going to be hell' 'what! Well that's just the icing on the cake isn't it! How am I supposed to find some one willing to help me relive me of my stress! No one even wants me! They all hate me!' 'Well not everyone kit.' 'What do you mean kyu?' 'I mean that there might be someone who can help with this predicament you are in. hn' speak of the devil, well looks like he's here' 'what? HE!?!?'
Vixen: sigh well the first chapter is done what a relief!
Sasu: …..
Naru: ummm is something gonna happen between me and the teme?
Vixen: huh? Oh well….maybe
Naru: blush oh well….ok…..
Sasu: hn' dobe you look cute when you blush
Naru: darker blush I am not blushing! And what the hell does that mean!?!
Sasu: oh nothing just getting into character. You should do the same so submit to all of my wants and desires my little dobe
Naru: deeeeeeeep blush ……
Vixen: ahahahahah…..cough cough naru is the uke cough well thank you for reading I hope you liked it please review!