Extended Summary: Ino is slipping when it comes to hand signs, and accidentally transports herself to an alternate universe where she is currently attending an ordinary English high school. She doesn't know it, but is going out with the notorious S-rank criminal Itachi Uchiha who she only knows from mission evaluations and when she meets some other members of the school sports teams she finds that S-rank criminals can be more fun than they are first made out to be; especially when you have multiple members fighting over you.

(Some teams don't actually happen in real life but hey, it's a fic!)

Itachi is on the Football/Soccer Team

Kisame is on the Swim Team

Pein is on the Football/Soccer Team

Konan is on the Volley Ball Team

Deidara is on the Swim Team

Tobi is on the Basket ball Team (Like his mask lol)

Sasori is not in a team as he only just transferred from Suna high

Hidanois on the Hockey Team

Kakuzu is on the Hockey Team

(For this Zetsu will be twins called Zen the dark half and Zinan the light half)

Zen is on the Basketball Team

Zinan is on the Cricket Team

Sorry about the "is on the" but the thing takes out equals signs when you put it on the site

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto blah, blah, blah. But if I did I would add me and make me fall in love with Gaara and Naruto and Sasuke and Kiba and Neji and Lee so I don't leave him out and all the rookies except for Shino cos I hate bugs ! xx

Chapter 1: Mistakes

Ino's thoughts

Author's notes

Ino sat slumped in the shade of a large oak tree, her platinum blonde hair swaying in the summer breeze, her teal eyes darting around the sunlit clearing. She was waiting for someone to arrive.

It was an hour before anything happened and it was Shikamaru that broke the peaceful silence,

"It's about time" Ino scolded

"Sorry, but Asuma-sensei wanted moral support" Shikamaru began as he rubbed the back of his head.

"For what?"

"He took Chouji to the BBQ chicken place, remember last time he went on his own?"

Ino giggled recalling the time when Asuma-sensei almost had his finger bitten off by Chouji as he attempted to take the last chicken wing that he was, I might add, paying for!

"Hello, earth to the dumb blonde! Are we gonna start training anytime soon?" Shikamaru had obviously been trying to get Ino's attention as he was waving his arm lazily about her face. After hitting Shikamaru for calling her a dumb blonde Ino agreed to start training.

Ino was having trouble with hand signs, she kept slipping and weird things kept happening. One VERY memorable time she had accidentally summoned a large angry ram that spent the rest of the day chasing her distraught team mate through Konoha's shopping district. This time Ino was sure something good would happen. The problem was that she had a very short attention span, for instance at the minute Ino was thinking too hard about what we here are talking about and got caught in one of Shikamaru's shadow possession Jutsu's.

"You never learn do you?"

"My hands are tired and you're being unfair at least go easy on me for a little bit"

"No way, you're just faking it anyway"

"Am not!"

Ino had had enough of Shikamaru's attitude,

"Why do you always have to be such an asshole, Shikamaru?"

"You're just being difficult! I'm just trying to help you out"

I'll show him! I'm gonna beat the shit out of him, he's always taunting me! Ino began the hand signsfor the mind transfer jutsu, she was going to make him wish that he had never agreed to spar with her.

It was going well for the first time in weeks, she hadn't made a single mistake yet. Her hand movements were deliberate and clean. At that moment she got too cocky and slipped from the tiger hand sign to an unknown formation. Darkness and cold seemed to seep in from all around her. Just as the training ground was about to leave her altogether she managed to scream out the last words she would say in the Konoha she knew for a long time.

Whadda ya think? The next one will be longer cos this one was like a half prologue please review it's my first longish story so far considering I'm gonna keep going. If you're looking for a comical read search "Tobi and the adjustable office chair" I will mention any really nice reviewers next chapter so all the more reason to keep reading and reviewing. Sorry for any spelling mistakes tell me and I will try to go back and fix them.