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Vegeta's eyes cracked open. A bright light assaulted his vision and made his eyes water. A figure loomed above him. At first it looked like Goku, but the hair was a little different.

"What are you doing Prince Vegeta?" came a gruff voice. He growled at the insolence.

"What does it look like I'm doing? He threw himself off of his back and looked around. He jumped as he realized that the man in front of himself was...himself.

"I'm insane." the Vegeta in front of him held up a finger and paced in front of him.

"No...you're delusional." Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.

"What's the difference." The Vegeta in front of him stopped and shrugged.

"It's a different word." A chi blast hit him from behind. Vegeta whirled around in anger only to confront another of himself.

"What was that for?!" he screamed at himself. This Vegeta only had a spandex suit on and no armor.

"Just practicing! Don't get your spandex in a bunch." Vegeta stared at the third Vegeta.

"Where am I?" he asked. He heard a throat clear behind him and turned around to face yet another Vegeta. This one was swanking over with an annoying smirk on his face.

(Think Jack Sparrow)

"You," he said, "are in Davy Jones' Locker." His eyes darted from right to left. "Well, sort of. It's HFIL style anyway." Vegeta cocked his head.

"Davy Jones' Locker...HFIL style? That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard! And I've heard some stupid things. AND IT'S COMING FROM MYSELF!!!!! How ironic can you get?!" All the Vegeta's shrugged.

"Okay, from now on. I am the boss. You don't talk without my permission. You don't walk without my permission. You don't-" Vegeta didn't get to finish his speech because he was pegged in the head by a small hard object.

"What was that?!" he growled while looking behind him. On the barren land stood a single tree. And in that single tree sat millions of evil squirrels. Vegeta's eyes widened. He didn't like squirrels, obviously due to past experiences. And squirrels didn't like him.

"Squirrels?! There are squirrels in Davy Jones' Locker?!" Vegeta yelled. One of the Vegeta's behind him powered up.

"Yes. They are our mortal enemies." he hissed.

"You fiends have crossed on our territory for the LAST TIME!!!!" another yelled. One after the other, all the Vegeta's turned super saiyan. The tree rustled as the evil squirrels gathered arm loads of acorns and started launching them.

It was all Vegeta could do to dodge the acorns. Ever now and then he was able to ready a chi blast but it wasn't very often.

The saiyans were in the midst of a ferocious battle. One that seemed they could not win.

"Why does this remind me of the Freeza incident?" Vegeta asked.

"I don't know." Vegeta's eyes widened when he heard a certain scratchy voice. He glanced to the side while dodging an acorn.

Watching the battle sat Freeza, Boo, and Cell in lawn chairs eating popcorn.

"What are you doing here in Davy Jones' Locker?!" Vegeta yelled. The three villains shrugged. Cell pointed out in front of him.

"You might want to keep your mind in the fight. You're about to get killed."

"Huh?" Vegeta turned his attention back to the squirrels. His stomach knotted at the sight.

The evil squirrels had replaced their ammo with bigger acorns. They were about the size of Vegeta's head. Hair and all.

Vegeta took a few steps back.

"What are those?" he whispered to a Vegeta behind him.

"Acorns on steroids. They are brave little devils." Vegeta wracked his brain for a way out of this.

"Can't I make more of you." he asked.

"Well, yeah. It is your imagination." a Vegeta pointed out to him.

"Then why are they here?" Vegeta asked, pointing to the lounging villains.

"Apparently, you think about them a lot." Vegeta growled.

"Hey Vegeta!! I just realized something!! It's like you're talking to yourself. That's a sign of insanity, you know!!" Vegeta's eye twitched.

"So I can think the away?" he said with a wave of his hand.

"I suppose so." All the Vegeta's agreed.

Vegeta closed his eyes and concentrated really hard. He didn't know exactly how to do this.

"Go away." he said quietly with his brow scrunched. He peeked one eye open. Freeza waved at him and smirked. Vegeta cursed under his breath. He once again closed his eyes.

" Go away." he said louder. A Vegeta tapped him on the shoulder.

"Uh...they're still here. And they're laughing." Vegeta opened his eyes and growled.

"GO AWAY!" he screamed at them. He stomped over to the trio and back handed each one in the forehead. One after the other, they went up in a puff of smoke.

"Hey Vegeta? INCOMING!!!" one of the Vegeta's yelled. His eyes widened as a pumped up acorn came flying towards him. He picked up a folded lawn chair and swung at the acorn making it fly back to the tree. It barreled into a ton of squirrels, sending them away in a puff of smoke.

"Why didn't I do this before? It's so much easier." he mumbled. He paused as he heard giggling. He whirled around to face the other Vegeta's.

"Who's laughing?" he growled. Everyone shrugged. He heard it again but saw no one laugh.

"Tell me who it is before I send everyone of you to oblivion!" All the Vegeta's glared at him.

"Well, if that's how you feel..." and one went up in a puff of smoke. The rest started mumbling. The agreed and soon followed.

"Fine, you jerk!" Poof.

"We never needed you anyway." Poof. Poof. Poof.

Vegeta soon found himself all along.

And the giggling still continued. He whirled around again. His eyes widened as twice the amount of squirrels appeared in the tree.

"Uh...guys. I didn't mean it." He started running away but the squirrels jumped from the tree and onto him.

"GUYS!!!" he screamed as the squirrels bit him in places that evil squirrels shouldn't bite.

"FREEZA, CELL, BOO. I DON'T CARE WHO!! His muffled screams echoed in the Locker. It was no use.

"Geez Dr. Seus. Calm down." a voice from the sky said. Vegeta stilled.

"Goku? Is that you?" he heard the voice chuckles.

"Yeah it's me. Are you ready to come back to earth now?" Vegeta nodded vigorously.

"Yes. Get me out of here!" his head was pulled down by a squirrel.

"Are you sure? It looks like you're having fun!" Goku said. Vegeta pulled himself from the mob.

"Yes I'm sure you clown. Get me out of here. I have suffered from strip poker. Evil squirrels. Sleep deprivation. And more evil squirrels. I don't want to be in HFIL anymore!" he pleaded.

"Okay!" Goku said happily.

A bright light appeared. Vegeta shut his eyes and when he opened them again he was at Capsule Corp. Goku stood in front of him with his hands on his hips and a big smile on his face. Everyone stood around with smiles and smirks on their faces.

"Glad you learned your lesson." Vegeta stood up.

"You did this to me?" he asked. Goku nodded and everyone laughed.

"Yep. We didn't think you'd be able to make it in HFIL and we wanted to prove it." he turned around to Bulma.

"Pay up Bulma. You lost the bet." Vegeta stared at her unable to believe what he was hearing.

"You were in on it too." he asked her. She mumbled as she thrust her hand in her pocket and pulled out a wad of cash.

"Yeah. I was rooting for you but apparently you weren't man enough to handle it." he pointed to Goku.

"So you set me up."

"Yeah, Veggie. Can't get it through your thick head?" Vegeta's face grew brick red and steam whistled out of his ears.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU , KAKARROT!!!" He ran toward Goku but stopped by Bulma.

"As for you. I'll show just how much of a man I am later." Bulma blushed and Trunks made choking noises off to the side. Vegeta once again ran after to Goku and tried to strangle him. No lesson or trial could ever make him want to stop pretending to kill Goku.

THE END.

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