I was in the mood for writing and this is what came out.

Summary: Xigbar and Luxord have a daughter, and that was all Vexen his fault. Her name is Ace and she's just as perverted as her daddy.

Disclaimer: I do not own organization XIII. All I own is Ace…and some other OC's

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The strange ways of logic

This story starts with some experiments. Luxord and Demyx both were… 'volunteers' for an experiment of Vexen. First they thought that nothing happened. 11 months later Luxord had a baby. Afther he had tried to kill Vexen (and failed) he just raised his kid as good as possible. Ow and Xigbar helped.

Ace was a really strange kid. She almost drowned Xigbar in the kiddie pool. She knew about sex at the age of 4. Strange thing was, she still believed that babies grew into cauliflowers. So every time Xaldin wanted to make cauliflower she screamed: 'Cauliflower is murder!'

Then Axel told her that the stork brought babies to their parents. Result… Ace didn't want to come of the roof and tried to kill every stork that came near.

So Xigbar and Luxord gave her 'the Talk'. Ace her reaction: "So THAT'S what sex and babies have got to do with each other."

Ace was a lot off things: polite, a good cook, a pervert, unashamed, brave and most important off all… half British.

The next thing happened when she was 15.

"Say, daddy…" (she had an habit of calling Xigbar daddy and Luxord dad)

"Yes ace?"

"So, this guy called Deep Throat, kinda betrayed Nixon during the Watergate break-in, right? To those guys called Bernstein and Woodward."

Xigbar thought about that one.

"Yeah, that's true… Why?"

"Well I was thinking. Sometimes if people do something people make a verb out off it, right? So in this case that would mean that 'to betray' would become 'to deep throat'."

Luxord, who was until then drinking tea, spitted his drink all over the table. Xigbar just managed to keep his face straight.

"Really?"

"Yeah! So that would also mean that 'Marluxia deep throated the organization' or "Roxas deep throated Axel when he left the organization!'."

Xigbar his shoulders were shaking of concealed laughter. Luxord started to blush.

"Or 'Demyx deep throated Zexion when he said he wouldn't steel a cookie but did it anyway'."

"I got the point ace," was Xigbar his grinning reply.

"Ow, I've gotta go. Mansex wants to see me. Bye!"

Luxord was the first one who said something.

"Your daughter… No doubt about that."

"Fact."

Ace just ran around the corner to her two best friends. Danzel and Leander.

Leander was the son of Larxene and Xaldin. He completely controlled wind ant thunder and he could summon up dragons. He was silent, loyal and a real pain in the butt for his enemy's.

Danzel, a year younger then Ace and Leander, was the son of Demyx and Axel. He was in a way unwanted. Both Axel and Demyx thought that their lovers were killed at a mission. They sought and found comfort in each others arms. And then after 2 years Zexion and Roxas came back. Danzel always felt left out. He wanted to prove himself too both off his parents. So he learned to play the bass-guitar and even got Saïx so crazy that he learned him how to fight. Danzel was the two sides of the medal combined in one. He was cynic, sarcastic, sometimes sweet, then dangerous, depressed, but he would never give up. He controlled water and fire at the same force and also had some other tricks up his sleeve. But that's for another time.

"Danzel, Leander… Did it work?"

Leander held out the camera,: "Jup! I've got the whole thing on tape…And it's ALL going on the internet!"

Danzel grinned: "We're so evil…"

"Waddaya expected?" was Ace her only reply:"Come on … Let's try this with Mansex."

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