Josh: "I've always wondered what it would be like if I could be just like Drake."
Drake: "I wonder what it's like to be like Josh."
Josh: "Life would be so great."
Drake: "Life would totally be a bore."
Josh: "I would have girls all over me, I would be really cool, and things would always go my way."
Drake: "I wouldn't get to many girls, I would have to date Mindy, I would be really nerdy, and things wouldn't really go my way."
Josh: "I wish I could be just like Drake for a day."
Drake: "Maybe I could be just like Josh for a day. Just for ONE day."
Josh: "I wonder if Drake ever thought about being me. I bet he doesn't."
Drake: "I wonder if Josh ever thought about being me. I bet he does.
Josh: "So anyways, we're putting on an episode about it."
Drake: "So we're putting on this lame episode."
Josh: "Enjoy."
Drake: "Joy."