Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Big Brother
Also written by my best friend- SKITTLES
All the teams share their own apartment.
WARNING: This fanfiction may contain some OOCness!
…but read it anyway
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It was a beautiful day in Konoha. Birds were singing. Children were shouting gomen for knocking down people's fruit stands. Phones were ringing…wait...there are phones in Konoha? I guess so!
AND we're back to reality.
Brriinnnggg
Brriiinnnggg
The phone at the use-to-be gennin's apartments were ringing. Team seven, eight, ten, sand and Gai were all summoned to the Hokage's office. They were getting a mission… no… not a mission… a task. This task was like no other. And the worst part is…Jiraiya is behind it.
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"TSUNADE BAA-CHAN DATTEBAYO!" an 18-year old Naruto screeched. "WHAT'S THE MISSION AND WHY IS EVERYONE HERE?!"
Tsunade threw an empty sake bottle at his face which he narrowly dodged. "Shut up, gaki. I have summoned you all here to tell you all that you have been given the opportunity to be on Konoha's first ever game show created by Jiraiya." She twitched. "It's called "Toad Sage's Mansion". The 14 of you…wait a minute, Kankurou, leave!"
"Why?"
"'Cause no one likes you. And if you're here there will be too many people."
"Yeah?! Well…YOUR MOM!"
Temari looked over at him. "Bitch, please."
"FINE! I'LL LEAVE THEN!"
"Bye." everyone said in unison. Kankurou stomped off.
"Now," Tsunade said. "You will all show up this time tomorrow with enough stuff to last three months. Then, you will be escorted to the mansion by the host Kakashi."
"KAKASHI-SENSEI!?"
"QUIET GAKI! Any who, once you get to the mansion, you will be informed of all the rules and guidelines of the game. Then you will be escorted to your rooms. That is all. I will see you all tomorrow. Dismissed."
"WAIT! What if you don't want to do it!?"
"Did I mention the winner will get one billion yen? ($100 000 dollars) AND a life time supply of ramen?" she coughed and muttered to herself: "Actually, not the ramen but…"
"LET'S DO IT!" Naruto yelled.
Sakura punched him in the face. "DON'T BE SO…loud…"
"Hn, dobe. Iku ze, we have a lot of packing to do." Sasuke said.
Everyone nodded and filed out of the Hokage's office.
"Why do I have the feeling this isn't going to end well…? …Oh well…SHIZUNE! MORE SAKE! NOW…!"
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At team 7's apartment…
"This is so exciting, dattebayo!" Naruto said.
"Yeah," Sakura said. "But…this game show was created by Jiraiya…"
Sasuke visibly twitched.
"GASP!" Naruto shouted.
Sakura hit him over the head. "Naruto, don't be so loud; and, what?"
"I FORGOT THE RAMEN!"
Naruto ran to the kitchen and grabbed all the instant ramen he could find. In fact, there was so much… he had to bring an extra suitcase just for ramen.
Sakura sighed. "Well, let's hope Jiraiya doesn't make us… do anything… Sasuke…?"
Sasuke was on the ground twitching.
Sakura sighed again.
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At team 8's apartment…
"THIS, is 'gonna be awesome." Kiba said.
"Y-yes…it should be f-fun, K-Kiba-kun." Hinata stuttered. Shino just nodded. Akamaru barked, in agreement. Hinata went over to pet him.
"Why in the name of kami, would Jiraiya create a game show…?" Kiba asked, to no one in particular. Hinata stiffened, Shino shrugged and Akamaru barked.
Hinata smiled and picked up Akamaru. She continued to pet him.
"Will A-Akamaru-kun be c-coming with us?"
"Of course," Kiba said, like it was the most obvious thing in the world. No one is going to stop him from bringing Akamaru. Kiba looked over at Shino.
"Yes, Mr. Bugglesworth…," he mumbled. "This will be an experience." (Mr. Bugglesworth is a gigantic cockroach the size of a house cat.)
Kiba's eyes widened.
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At team 10's apartment…
"I'm going to win the game show and then Sasuke-kun will love me for sure!" Ino said.
"I know I'll regret asking this but…didn't you get over that Uchiha?" Shikamaru asked.
"Oh, I did,"
"…how troublesome…"
Chouji opened a bag of chips. Ino stiffened.
"So, Chouji…" she said. "What 'cha got there? Looks like some chips…you 'gonna give me some?"
"No." he answered, immediately. "Hey, I thought you were on a diet."
Ino's eyes narrowed.
"What did you just say…?" she asked. "Are you implying that I'm … FAT…!?"
Chouji suddenly looked very scared. "No…no…I just—"
"Are you saying that I'm not beautiful!?"
Her voice was raising now.
"N-no, Ino! You're very beautiful! I j-just—"
"Are you saying that I need to go on a DIET?!"
"NO!"
"YOU'RE DEAD!"
Shikamaru sighed. "How troublesome."
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At team sand's apartment…
"I don't see why I can't go." Kankurou whined… I mean bitched. "And YES people like me! I have fan girls… don't I?"
"No." Gaara answered.
"Quit bitching, Kankurou," Temari said. "You can watch Gaara and me on TV."
Kankurou crossed his arms. "At least I'm not a slut." he mumbled, under his breath. Temari looked over at him.
"What?!"
"YIPES!" Kankurou yelled, as he ran away.
"YEAH, YIPES!" Temari yelled back, as she ran after him.
Gaara sighed. "Idiots."
He went over to his stereo, and turned it on. He started dancing to 'Numa Numa'. Temari came back.
"Well, that was easy—" Her eyes widened. Gaara stopped dancing. He stared at her. She stared at him.
"Getting a little… dancing done?" she asked. He nodded. She backed away slowly. Once she got to the door she ran…FAST.
He shrugged and turned off the stereo. He wasn't going to get caught dancing again.
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At team Gai's apartment…
"I MUST win the game show to win Sakura-san's love!" exclaimed Lee.
"It's completely hopeless; she'll never go out with you." Neji said.
"I think you're WRONG Neji! And to show my enthusiasm, I will run 1000 laps around Konoha! YOSH!"
"Sorry, Lee, but I don't think that's necessary… you should save your energy for the game show…" Tenten said slowly.
"WHAT A YOUTHFUL ANSWER TENTEN!"
Tenten sighed.
Neji looked around with shifty eyes. He slowly put a bottle of "Suave Conditioner" in his suitcase.
"I MUST PACK MR. FLUFFERBOTTOMS!" exclaimed Lee. He grabbed a stuffed walrus and squeezed it tightly before putting it in his suitcase.
Tenten smiled slightly.
"You're an embarrassment to our team." Neji said.
Lee's smile faded slowly as he sunk down onto his bed. Tenten shot Neji a glare and went over to comfort Lee.
"Tch," muttered Neji as he locked up the suitcases and put them by the door. "I'm finished so I'm going to bed. Oyasuminasai."
Tenten sighed.
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This is the end of the prologue. Please read and review.
TRANSLATIONS-
Gomen- sorry
Baa-chan- granny
Gaki- brat
Iku ze- let's go
Kami- god
Oyasuminasai- good night (formal)