This is my first fanfic. It's just a short one-shot but we'll see how it does.
Hopefully it makes you laugh)
Disclaimer: I do not own the wonderful creations of Twilight, New Moon or Eclipse, Stephenie Meyer does.
I also do not own the song Jump on it, Sir Mix-a-lot does.
I could easily hear the music over the usual groans of my truck. The rhythm pulsed through the air and when I cut the engine I could hear the lyrics perfectly.
What's up Dallas, what's up?
What's up Dallas, what's up?
Dallas jump on it, jump on it, jump on it!
What's up San Antone, what's up?
What's up San Antone, what's up?
San Antonio jump on it, jump on it, jump on it!
Edward was defiantly not home.
Knocking seemed like a useless thing to do when I reached the door, so I let myself in. I followed the jumpy music to the huge, unused kitchen at the back on the house. Carefully I pressed my back up against the wall and peered through the door way to see who was blaring the very out of place music.
The scene that I saw still haunts me to this day.
Emmett had carried Edward's stereo downstairs into the kitchen and was now teaching Jasper a "dance" he had to Sir Mix-a-lot's Jump On It.
"No! Jasper, God, it's not that difficult!" he placed his hands on his hips. "Hip thrust to the left then the front, right and back. Repeat twice! Okay? Five, six, seven, eight!" and he carried out what he's just verbally described, to demonstrate. When he finished he told Jasper to follow. When Jasper simply gave him a look like he had seven heads and wings Emmett cracked his knuckles with a threatening grimace on his face. Jasper paled a bit and copied Emmett's hip movements. Emmett was pleased.
"Okay, good. You've got that part down. Now do this." Emmett clasped his hands in front of him and went on to make his arms flow like a wave. The motion clashed terribly with the song but he was oblivious to the fact.
"Now you." He nudged Japer in the ribs. Jasper took a healthy step away from him but still made the waving motion- which was probably a good idea on his part.
It was nearly too much! My sides burned with the restraint I was using to not throw myself on the floor and laugh until I died! My eyes pooled with tears. I bit down on my bottom lip and both cheeks.
"Great!" Emmett was ready to move on with his teachings now. "But, those were the easy steps! This next one is harder. It takes a while to perfect. I won't except to you get it right away." He sounded extremely smug and the smile on his face complimented his tone. "Just watch me the first time." The song must have been on repeat because it ended then, but lapsed over itself and started again.
Emmet counted himself in.
What happened next would leave me sprawled in the Cullen's hallway gasping for breath and clutching my sides in an attempt to stay in one piece.
Emmett took one hand and placed it mid way down his shin and put the other one on the back of his head. He then proceeded to thrash about; head banging and throwing his leg around all while jumping on his other foot that was still on the ground. Jasper let out a stifled scream and retreated to the furthest corner of the kitchen.
I, however, lost it.
I started to laugh so hard that I basically peed my pants. I started to get light headed, due to lack of oxygen in-take, and found myself falling over with no way to keep standing. I hit the floor hard but barely noticed. I kept laughing. A split second later the music was cut and the only sound was my hysteric laughter bouncing around the almost empty mansion. I opened my eyes still laughing and found two faces over mine.
Emmett looked panicked at my deprivation of air. Jasper looked like a deer caught in the headlights.
Oh, how I could use this to my advantage.
I laughed harder.
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