What the Dark Lord should have actually done in the Final Battle, had he had any common logic or brain power, because in reality, this just makes more sense……
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"Accio glasses!" yelled the Dark Lord Voldemort.
"…shit," muttered the now nearly blind Harry Potter, wandering precariously close to the Giant Squid.
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A/N: Hurhurr! Er…in other words, don't question my sanity.