The Dare AKA A Silly Song with Starscream
I have NO IDEA what Transformers act like when drunk on High Grade (I think it's called), so don't hurt me if I get it wrong. Purely from observation, you know, reading other's stories.
Ok, this is either pure genius or complete crap. I don't know. And I have THE WORST CASE OF WRITER'S BLOCK. EVER.
Even my imagination can't break through it. That's saying a lot. It's like a high speed drill or something, my imagination. This is set in between my two stories. Meg's is indeed back, so the Decepticons celebrate. By drinking. Yeah. Anyway, Shift decides to introduce them to a song by talking veggies, so she might shut them up. Chaos ensues. Read to find out how. And ewwww… some StarscremXShift. Grooooooss.
Shift:….Ew. –looks ill-
Quakeshot: Shall I beat the slag out of Starscream for this? –canons power up-
Starscream: Meep.
Me: By all means. So, without further crap, here's the story I came up with.
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"Ok, ok! How's this? I dare you to…" The rest of the sentence was drowned out by loud, raucous laughter.
The Decepticons were celebrating the revival of Megatron the only way they knew how. A drinking contest. Yeah.
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"Honestly! Those idiots don't know how to mute it!" A groaning and irritable Shift snarled. Turret looked up dozily. She hadn't been invited to the party, so she was bunking with Quakeshot and Shift for a while. "'Cade's having fun. Without me." She said sadly. Quakeshot was barely getting up, and hearing Shift's complaints, she said in a tired voice, "Tell Volt and GH to do something about it. Hopefully, they'll shut them up a bit." She rolled over and fell into recharge yet again.
"That's it. I'm going to take matters into my own hands." Shift growled, standing up. She was already plotting something…humorous for the femmes, humiliating for the mechs involved.
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Barricade had instigated a game of Truth or Dare. Not a wise choice when it was a newly rebuilt Megatron, Starcream, a staggering Frenzy and the two resident Pranksters, Voltgear and GH he was playing with. "I dare you to call Optimus Prime a hard-afted BASTAD!" shrieked Starscream, speech slurred and swaying. "Right NOW!" He was pointing at Megatron, who looked ready to empty his fuel tank at anytime. "You're on, SCREAMER!" he yelled, swaying as well.
As an irritable Shift walked into the room/ airplane hanger, she was greeted by whoops and catcalls from the mechs. Punching the nearest mech in the face, which so happened to be Voltgear, she snarled in such a way that even Megatron winced, "Keep it down, you lot! Some of us are in recharge!" Starscream then did something that would have signed his death sentence under normal circumstances.
He wrapped an arm around the femme's waist and grinned lopsidedly at her furious face. "Aw, common, don't be so stuck up." He said, laughing. "How about you show me a good time, eh?"
GH wasn't drunk enough to not see the warning signs around Shift. Her hands turning to fists, her furious expression, and the sound of her indignant growls from deep in her vocal processor were all evident. If they were lucky, they would find the Seeker's parts lying scattered from here to the Gobi desert.
He wasn't expecting Shift to suddenly smile in a sweet, (dare he say charming?) manner. But from past experiences, he could see an evil plan coming.
"Sure thing, hot stuff." She giggled in the most un-Shift like way. "But I dare you to…" she whispered something into the mech's audios. He was nodding and smiling. "Alright. But why do 'Cade and Megs have to do it too?" he asked, cocking his head at her.
Shift smiled an evil smile at the oblivious Seeker. "You'll see. Voltgear! Show them the song you found on the internet with Frenzy. Feel free to be a coordinator for that performance.. And get off me, you idiot!" she shoved the grinning Seeker away from her.
Frenzy was giggling like crazy. "Ohyou'lllikethesongStarscreamI'msureofit!" he squealed, cackling on his back.
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Floodlight was asleep in Bee's arms. It was about time for the youngling's recharge time, and Bee was only too happy to sparksit. Stretched out on a hill, he looked down at the city lights.
He had no idea why, but he felt a strange connection between the youngling and himself. Ironhide was off somewhere, Ratchet had watched Floodlight the whole day, the Twins were excelling their street racing career, and Optimus had gone somewhere by himself. The Autobot leader had rather quiet as of late, and it worried Bee. But even he knew he could take care of himself.
Suddenly, he heard giggling. Bee looked up, and saw Frenzy, laughing and wearing what appeared to be what looked like what the humans called a sombrero. "HereAutoscumferyou!" he yelled, handing him a datapad, before staggering away, laughing at some unheard joke.
Bee looked at the datapad, slightly confused.
Dear Autobot scum,
You are invited to a private performance at the Decepticon HQ. Feel free to bring recording devices. Tommorow night at 9 'o clock.
-Shift
Floodlight unshuttered his optics slightly. "Beeeeee…" he said tiredly. "What was that?" "Nothing, Flood. Go back to sleep." Said the spy soothingly. Floodlight shuttered his optics again, only too happy to comply.
Bee sighed. This was something he needed to tell the others about.
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Uh oh. What's Shift planning? Gah, my writer's block is still terrible…I'll put it up in the next chap. The summery should be some clue. XD