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As Naruto leads the way to his home, Vanilla wonders why he's willing to move in with her. Maybe it's because of her "beautiful" looks or her "sparkling" personality. However, it's what she likes to think. And what's with Sasuke? Why is he so... socially retarded? And Sakura. She's so... happy. This reminded Vanilla of her own galaxy. She is wondering if her own friends miss her. Probably not. They're all preoccupied with other missions to even be worried. Damn Volcott. It doesn't matter now. All what matters is to complete the mission and return without any of the drama... or romance whatsoever. Naruto seemed to be making a gesture at her, but she didn't notice. This time, he called her name.
"Yes?" Vanilla answered.
"Ugh... where do you wanna sleep?" was the difficult question Naruto asked.
Vanilla looked down to her boots. "Anywhere..." There was silence.
"Wanna sleep with me? I mean, not like that, like..." He then shut up, thinking he was an idiot for saying that. Vanilla smiled and almost laughed, but kept it in. She nodded and blushed a little. He started laughing and blushing too. After that, they went to his room. It was plain and ordinary, and had a very distinct boy smell.
"You better not take advantage of Vanilla-sama!" shouted Nomad angrily.
Now Naruto felt very hot. He shooked his head. "What makes you so sure I'm gonna do that!?"
"I could see it in your eyes pervert."
"I'm not that perverted! Only 50 of the time!"
"So you admit you're perverted!? We should've gone with the big forehead girl or that emo jerk!" Naruto and Nomad exchanged glares and started growling at each other. Just then, Vanilla lied down on the bed, dropping dead as if she got hit. "I'm watching you," Nomad said, apparently not asleep. Naruto crossed his arms and looked away, but at the corner of his eye, he saw Vanilla sleeping on his bed peacefully.
"Sweet dreams," he murmured, trying to pull the blanket over her.
"Hey!!!" Nomad yelled.
"I thought she was cold! Whatever." He left to his bathroom to change in his pj's and go to sleep.
The sun shined down on both Vanilla and Naruto. They seemed to be in a very... interesting position. Vanilla had her arms wrapped around Naruto, while Naruto was curled in a ball. Nomad was thrown in the ground. He didn't like the fact Vanilla was holding Naruto instead of him. How rude, right? Anyways, Naruto woke up slowly and saw Vanilla's warm arms around his body. He blushed lots of red and arose. He looked around to see where the annoying stuffed creature was. No sight of him. He looked back at Vanilla and wondered if she woke up at any time. She looked like she wouldn't wake up until the next day. With a moment's hesitation, his hand went to feel Vanilla's chest. "Ahem!!!" Nomad shouted. "What the hell do you think you're doing!?"
"I was only adjusting the covers!" Naruto shouted back, withdrawing his hand back and looking innocent.
"She doesn't have any covers on! VANILLA-SAMA WAKE UP THE PERVERTED GUY IS TRYING TO RAPE YOU!!!"
"I'm not trying to rape her!!!" Naruto, in a rage, stormed out of the room, with his orange jumpsuit and ninja headband and went to the bathroom to change. "Later!" Then after getting a cup of hot ramen he heated in the microwave, he left.
"Stupid ninja," Nomad murmured. "Wait why am I on the ground? Vanilla-sama wake up!" With that, Vanilla's eyes gently opened. She started rubbing them.
"Good morning Vanilla-sama! Had a bad nap? I know you would since the baka ninja might've done something to you..."
She yawned and looked around, but saw no sign of Naruto. "Mission," she muttered and took Nomad. There was a sudden growl.
"Why Vanilla-sama, you're hungry. Why won't you raid this guy's kitchen and then do the mission?" Nomad suggested. Vanilla went to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator. Ramen and milk. She wasn't in the mood for ramen. She opened the cabinet instead. Ramen. Since there was no chance of eating something else, other than drinking milk, she took a cup of ramen, started heating it, and then ate it. "This guy needs help," Nomad declared. Vanilla went outside after she finished her cup of ramen and ran to the Hokage Tower (OMG it's mission time w00t!). As soon as she got there, she looked up and pointed.
"Destination," she said quietly and got out a very long rope almost 600 feet long. She tied the rope around Nomad and twirled him around. With all her might, she threw Nomad in the closest window there was (which was very far).
"Booyah!" Nomad yelled, getting thrown inside the mirror. Vanilla tugged the rope a little to see if it was sturdy enough. Cautiously, she climbed the rope for what seemed to be hours (but it was only minutes because it was a big ass climb). She was about to give up when she saw the window. Only one more climb and she was inside, but because the writer is doesn't want her to end the mission already, the rope suddenly collapsed with Nomad and they were falling straight to the ground. "Aggggggghhhhhhh!!!!" Nomad screamed. Vanilla didn't say a word. She only thought about how her head would look after she fell to the ground. Would it be cracked open? She would never know when someone out of nowhere caught her.
"Don't tell me you've suddenly fallen for me," Sasuke said, apparently the one who has Vanilla in his hands. "I've heard that way many times." Vanilla just tilted her none-cracked head.
"Oh my God you saved us! My life is now in your hands!" Nomad said, thanking he's alive.
"Ugh no thanks," Sasuke declined. He dropped her abruptly and started walking. Nowhere to go, she decided to follow him. He seemed annoyed about that. "I'm not gonna take my shirt off for you!" he yelled and ran. She ran after him very puzzled about his statement.
"We're not asking you dumbass!" Nomad shouted to him. Sasuke stopped dead in his tracks.
"What did you call me!?" He looked at Vanilla as if he was gonna attack. She only looked back with dull eyes. He figured it's not worth the trouble and kept on walking with Vanilla right behind him. Following Sasuke lead Vanilla to Naruto, Sakura, and their sensei, Kakashi. "She's following me!" Sasuke complained.
"She could be lost," Kakashi stated. "Hello Miss Vanilla. How was your stay with Naruto?"
Naruto twitched his eye. "How did you know?!"
"Trust me, I know everything." Everyone took one step back from Kakashi. He sighed. "We have a mission." Silence.
"Can Vanilla-chan come with us please Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura asked innocently.
"Yeah can she?" Naruto agreed too.
Sasuke didn't say anything. Kakashi smiled. "Okay, but make sure she doesn't get hurt. Miss Vanilla, are you familiar with camping?" She nodded robotically. "That's what we're going to do while hunt down a group of ninjas trying to terrorize Konoha. Are you up for it?" She nodded robotically again. "Alright, pack your food and let's go!"
The team looked for the terrorist ninjas everywhere. No sign of them. Even Vanilla was helping them. Giving up, they put up camp, but forgot the most important thing they needed: a tent. Only Kakashi bought his tent, but it was only big enough for Kakashi, so the others had to sleep outside. They stared at the stars, not saying anything. Sasuke was the first to sleep. Then Sakura (purposely) laying ontop of his legs. Then Vanilla snuggling with Nomad. Then Naruto, sleeping next to Vanilla's waist. They were perfectly comfortable on the grass. Just a few hours later, Vanilla woke up. She saw Naruto drooling like a fat lady wanting cake and snoring. Sakura looked like sleeping beauty awaiting her prince. Lame. She couldn't see Sasuke though. He could be hidning in darkness. Whatever. She just wanted to take a walk. She headed towards a nearby river and saw a figure, moving around frantically. Scared it could be a terrorist, she threw a rock and it hit his head. He fell down immediately. She then went to check if he's dead.
"What did you do that for!?" Sasuke yelled, rubbing his head.
"Gomen Nasai!" Vanilla apologized.
"Yeah yeah." He went back to do whatever he was doing. Vanilla stood there and watched what he was doing. "I'm training," he said, thinking he's reading her mind.
"Oh." He stopped when he saw her looking down.
"What are you doing here?" he asked curiously.
"Walking," Vanilla replied.
"You probably couldn't stand Naruto's loud snoring," he snickered. Vanilla chuckled a little. "Finished your mission?"
"No."
"Of course you won't! Why not sneak in the tower instead of going around it?"
"Banned to go inside."
Sasuke came close to her. "Then you screwed your mission." She shook her head.
"I must succeed." He was intrigued by her confidence.
"Good luck," he said walking away from her. "Hey... Vanilla? Or whatever your name is?" She looked up. "You owe me. For, you know, hitting my head." He took off into the darkness, leaving Vanilla behind.
End of chapter! Please remember to review! Thanks for reading and walk safely!!