I must always address Joe as 'king'.

Joe is my master.

Even if he's the most evil person I have ever met.

I must give Joe my socks for saying he is evil.

Even if he is evil.

I must now give Joe another pair of my socks for saying he's evil. Again.

I must not touch the straightening iron when it is still on.

I must never straighten my hair, unless necessary.

I must not put glue in Joe's hair gel.

I must follow these rules.

Even if they're the most unfair thing.

Even if Joe's making me write this all.

Even if I'm being threatened by the base ball bat.

I must stop stating my opinions.

I must not tell Kevin what Joe is planning to do to him.

Joe is not evil.

Even if he's the one making me write this.

I must now give Joe my rainbow socks.

I must not hide behind the curtain when Joe enters the room.

I must not tell anyone that Joe still plays with a Malibu Barbie.

He even has a Malibu Ken Doll for Barbie.

I must not laugh at Joe.

I must not steal his Barbie doll when he is sleeping.

I must not tell the world that Joe's vanilla latte is now on Kevin's jeans. It is now on the 'fly' part of his jeans.

Now, it is dripping.

I must stop laughing.

I must not run away from my two brothers chasing me.

I must erase number 25.

Joe is the perfect boy friend.

Joe made me write the above.

I must run away before he finds me changing the rules.

These rules are lame!

I must not scream, or else they shall find me in the dressing room.

Joe is evil.

Joe has a base ball bat.

Joe stole my Mickey Mouse.

Joe opened the dressing room.

Kevin has the base ball bat….Uh-oh…

I must not seek revenge at my two brothers.

I must not get mad at them for using my socks.

I must let them straighten my hair.

I must not flush the toilet while Joe is taking a shower.

I must not tell the world all their secrets.

Even the secret of Joe and Kevin dancing to Barbie Girl.

They were dancing with pink tutus because Mom thought they looked cute…

I must not tell anymore secrets.

I must not get pissed off at them getting my socks sweaty.

I must not let them tell the world that I love Miley.

I must not get mad for telling my secret.

I must stop listening to Joe laughing his head off.

Joe: HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Kevin: HAHAHAHHAHAHA! TOTALLY 'LOL' NICK!

Nick: Uh huh, wait till I call Jenny! She's doing your rules next, Kevin!

Kevin: I'm too cute for rules.

Joe: Me too. I'm shmexy.

Nick: Revenge shall be sweet.

Kevin: Let's start straightening your hair Nicholas?

Nick: I have Jenny on speed dial, Kevin.

Me: Get ready for Kevin's rules!

Kevin: You are so cruel…