Max: IT'S ANOTHER ONE!! OO Well, really, it's one of a whole series of short little drabbles that come to my brain! OO I might be able to get my bf to write a couple... Lovies dears! Please read and review!

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN! I WISH I DID!

WARNING!!: YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI!! I say it enough yet? And um... It all depends on what the topic is so I shall put a warning in each one.

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Harry ran hurriedly into the Potions classroom, slamming open the doors and interrupting Severus' lesson. He ran to the front of the room where the older man was standing, grabbed him by the sleeve of his robes and dragged him into Severus' private lab in the back of the room, "Severus! What the hell is this you cheating bastard?!" he screamed.

Severus looked calmly down at his young lover and then at the notes that where grasped angrily in his hand, "It appears to be a few love letters you have taken from the locked draw of my desk."

Harry blinked in surprise then regained his composure, "Yes. Well, why the hell have you been writing love letters to that murderer?!"

"I have not been writing love letters to him Harry. He has been writing to me. Harry, just because I receive them doesn't mean I am going to answer them." Severus explained calmly, sitting himself down at his desk.

Harry sat on Severus' lap and wrapped his arms around the mans neck, "You promise?" Severus nodded, "So you aren't cheating on me with Lucius Malfoy? " Severus nodded again, "You aren't going to leave me and go do all those kinky things he mentioned in the letters with him?" Severus raised an eyebrow and then nodded.

"Harry, the only person I'd ever want to do such kinky things to, as you so eloquently put it, is you. The thought of doing any such thing with that man makes me physically sick." Severus grimaced, looking Harry in the eyes.

"But you did stuff like that with him when you where in school." Harry argued a pout on his face.

Severus smirked evilly, "Yes. And I also did those things with your father."

Harry looked as if he was going to vomit, "Really Severus. I did NOT need to know that."

Lovies,

Mew Max

AKA: SlytherinMax (Vampy-Kitty-Snake Hybrid)