Ch 1

silver threw a rock at golds head. it bounced off. silence abounded, but surely gold felt it. he spun around and saw that red head sitting on a tree branch, doing a really freakish attempt at doing the innocent smile gig.

gold just turned around and pretended nothing had happened.

ch 2

silver was drinking a bottle of lemonade.

gold knew better.

ch 3

one night silver found gold sleeping. he learned gold was a deep sleeper after smacking him around a few times.

he poured a bottle of "lemonade" on gold and left.

ch4

silver was sitting on the sidewalk. gold came out of the pokemart, crept up behind silver, and said, "pokebaaallls."

ch 5

one day gold realized something.

he asked silver, just for input, "is it possible to catch humans?"

"i," silver said, "dont fucking know."

One day gold was walking and saw a guy cutting down a tree. he called the guy. when the guy turned around, gold threw a pokeball, and it smacked him in the face. But he caught him

ch6

gold walked up to silver and showed him his new pokemon.

Orgy time

ch7

gold sneezed all over on silver

ch 8

"I need to borrow some money," gold said one day.

After sneezing into his hands, silver dug through his pockets and gave some money to gold.

Gold wondered why they were wet

ch 9

Silver was sitting by himself, brooding. He never noticed when Gold came from behind to stand before him, his pole in his hands.

Gold said something to grab Silver's attention, and when he looked up to see Gold, he was slightly surprised.

Dressed in drag, Gold smiled down at Silver, put his pole in front of him, and shimmied down the pole.

He then ran away with Silver's wallet in his hands.

ch 10

gold called silver over to his house. Once silver got to the door, gold opened it and whipped silver's penis with his stick.

ch 11

"NO SOAP RADIO!" gold shouted one day.

"ha. Ha," said silver.

ch 12

"I wish," gold said one day, "that mine was bigger."

"penny," silver whispered.

ch 13

Gold looked down at his stomach and said, "The doctor told me I should start being more active. I've already gained an inch."

Silver, who was eating a hot dog, choked, and fell off his chair.

ch 14

"Say, Silver, know the similarity between a dick and religion?" Gold sat next to Silver as the other was reading his bible.

Silver didn't answer him, so Gold went on. "Both are shoved down your throat by a priest!"

Gold wasn't seen again for a long, long time.

ch 15

"hey wanna go to pe-"

"WHATEVER," silver shouted in gold's face

ch 16

"So, gold, want to see my special... item?" Silver said behind Gold in a husky voice.

ch 17

"god I love short stories," silver said.

"ur a short story," muttered gold.

ch 18

gold was sitting, eating an apple, when silver came out of the bathroom and quickly shut the door behind him. He was panting against the door.

"don't," silver wheezed, "go in there."

ch 19

"seaking," gold said.

"fuck no," silver said.

ch 20

gold and silver were at the beach. After they dressed, they both came out. Gold eyed silver, who was wearing swimming trunks.

Gold expected silver to wear a huge long-sleeved jacket, but instead said, "I expected to see u in a bikini."

ch 21

Gold and Silver were in a heated match. Both were down to their last and very best Pokemon. Gold threw out his Pokeball, shouting out, "Go! Explotaro!" The Pokeball soared through the air, going over Silver's hair and hitting his Mom's house window, going through the glass, and sending waves of shards into his mother's eyeballs.

"... Fuck," Silver said while Gold rolled around on the ground.

ch 22

"hey," gold breathed in silver's ear, "wanna try breeding?"

ch 23

"I," gold said one day, "really like pokemon so much."

ch 24

Silver looked down at Gold, who was attempting to sit down, but couldn't because of his sunburn on his ass.

Silver said, "Can't sit? STAND," and walked away from the sun-butt Pokemon trainer.

ch 25

the phone was ringing and silver answered.

"is ur pokemon running?" gold asked in another voice.

Silver checked and saw his sneasel on a trendmill.

"yes," silver replied.

"shit."

ch 26

Silver was training when the sudden urge to relieve himself hit him. He rushed towards a bush and got ready to take a tinkle when his Feraligator said, "I can see your weenie." Silver told him to shut the hell up

ch 27

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" SILVER SCREAMED AS HE GRABBED HIS HEAD. HIS BODY SHOOK SO HARD HIS HEAD SHOT OFF FROM HIS NECK AND SMASHED THROUGH THE CEILING. BLOOD WAS GUSHING FROM THE NECK SO BAD IT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS RAINING. THE BODY TUMBLED ABOUT AND TRIPPED ON A BANANA AND FELL OVER. HIS PENIS EXPLODED.

"uh," gold said, "I need a mop."

TBC