Title: Help Thyself (thanks skeren)
Author: Youko Rayah
Fandom(s): FF7, Naruto
Type: Crossover
Warnings: Violence, Language, WTF moments, Yaoi in later parts.
Summery: FF7 characters reincarnate in Naruto's world. Be afraid.

Author's notes: so far it's just going to be told in bits and peaces of who is who as they wake up.
Disclaimer: Only the idea is mine. Nothing else.

Drabble the first:
"Awakening" or "What the HELL is she smoking?!"

The battle raged in the Forest of Death. Sasuke Uchiha attacked with everything he had against the snake-like man he was now, only now, realizing was not a genin. He readied a Fire Jutsu, wondering briefly about the sense of wrongness thrumming through him. As if he should be attacking in some other way. The wrongness was quickly overwhelmed by shock/horror when the man was unscathed by the attack. Shock/horror turned to out right panic when the man's neck elongated and he bit the Uchiha heir. Then darkness descended.

He became aware in an expanse of endless black, a void that went on forever.

"Well, that certainly could have gone better."

Sasuke spun around to face the speaker. He was tall, with spiky black hair, and an absurdly large sword on his back that seemed to be reminiscent of Zabuza's. He was dressed in odd navy blue pants and a dark sleeveless top. A studded bracer adorned his right wrist, sparkling with colored orbs in the dark.

"Who are you," came the demand.

"You."

"Answer me!"

"I just did, junior. I'm you. The You that was, 2000 years ago. It's called reincarnation. Get used to it; there's quite a few of the old guards reborn in the Village, after all."

"What?"

-sigh- "Okay, from the top then. 2,000 years ago a darkness threatened the world. I died helping the guy who went on to stop said threat get to where he needed to be before it all got truly started. He was one of my two best friends. He and an odd little group of mismatched fighters saved the world. Eventually they died, as things do." He looked at the kid. "With me so far?"

"Hn."

"Right, so any way, we all rested in the life force of the Planet until we were needed again. We've been reborn, and the part of you that's me is now awake. Mostly 'cause, if I didn't, we'd have a repeat of the whole Sephiroth-Jenova incident. Now we just gotta get through this little mess with our ass intact."

"What happens now?"

"Well, with the damage that snake bastard did to you, ya need to rest and heal. I'll take care of the rest."

"And if I say no?"

"Ya don't get a choice." Then he was gone, and Sasuke knew no more.

Reincarnation tally:

Sasuke Uchiha-Zachary Fair

More to come!