50 ways in which to annoy Gaara
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1: Tell Gaara you are really Rock Lee in disguise.
2: Walk up to Temari and tell her that Gaara loves her cooking.
3: Ask Gaara why he stole Sasuke's eyeliner.
4: Get Gaara to wear a panda/raccoon costume.
5: Wait for a reaction when you take him outside and everyone stares at him.
6: When Gaara is near, start humming Happy birthday, over and over again.
7: Stare at him for a very long period of time, unblinkingly.
8: When he's working, hover over his shoulder. Breathe on his neck.
9: If he leaves his office, steal all his pens and throw them out the window.
10: If you get a milkshake, walk behind him. 'Accidentally' bump into him hard enough to spill your milkshake all over him.
11: Next time you see Rock Lee, tell him Gaara wants to be his best friend.
12: Tell Gaara he has a fan girl waiting outside his office.
13: (If you're a girl) Tell him you are the fan girl.
14: Tell Gaara that Sasuke stole his gourd and dropped it in a lake.
15: Tell Gaara that Rock Lee finds him to be very youthful.
16: Ask Kankuro for one of his puppets. Give it to Gaara and tell him that it's his new best friend.
17: When Orochimaru invades Suna, tell Gaara he is really Sasuke.
18: Tell Gaara that Michal Jackson wants to meet him.
19: Get all Gaara's fan girls to gather outside his office. Tell Gaara that the apocalypse has come so he will run outside.
20: Tell Gaara that the Akutski has come for Shukaku when it's only fan girls outside his office.
21: Get Rock Lee and Gai-sensei to do their 'thing' in Gaara's office with Gaara in it. Make sure he doesn't have his sand and is tied to the chair.
22: Give Gaara a tootsie roll. When he asks why you gave it to him, tell him it's from a fan girl.
23: Stare at him like he's insane. When he asks you to stop, stick out your tongue at him.
24: Tape a teddy bear to Gaara's back. Find Temari. Tell her that Gaara has a new best friend.
25: Tape a sign on Gaara's back that says 'Kick me'.
26: Tell Gaara that Rock Lee loves him like a brother.
27: Ask Gaara to talk to Rock Lee. When he asks why, tell him Lee needs a youthful partner.
28: Tape another sign to Gaara's back that says 'I'm gay'.
29: Tell Gaara that the elders had removed his position as Kazekage. When he asks why, tell him that they hate his guts.
30: Get Ino to glomp Gaara.
31: Get Sasuke to sleep on Gaara's desk.
32: Tell Gaara that Sasuke is gay.
33: Poke Gaara in one spot over and over again. When he asks you to stop, poke another part of his body.
34: Tell Gaara that Kankuro wants a playboy magazine.
35: Get Kankuro to give Gaara a playboy magazine, make sure Temari sees it.
36: Tell Gaara that while Temari was cooking, she burned down the house.
37: Gaara walks out of his office, hide beside the door, make sure he doesn't have his gourd. When he comes back in pelt him with pens and paper balls.
38: Tackle Gaara. When he asks why you did it, say, 'because I felt like it'.
39: (After the Akutski attack, where Gaara is able to sleep.) Grab a magic marker, when Gaara goes to sleep write faggot on his forehead.
40: After 39, wake Gaara up with a pot and a spoon by banging them together over Gaara's head. Tell him to look in a mirror.
41: Tell Gaara that the writing is permanent.
42: Tell Gaara to go to Konoha. When he asks why, tell him Tsunade died of alcohol poisoning.
43: Ask Gaara why he doesn't have any eyebrows.
44: When he answers, ask why.
45: He answers again. Continually ask why. Like a Five year old would.
46: Tell Gaara that there is a injured girl in the hospital when it's really a fat old lady wanting to someone to hug.
47: Get someone to take a picture when the fat old lady hugs him.
48: When Gaara goes to sleep. Take magic marker and give Gaara a french mustache, eyebrows, and whiskers.
49: Get all of Gaara's fan girls to glomp him all at once.
50: Nail pictures of Sasuke and Lee in a place where both Temari and Kankuro will see it. On Gaara's door.