A/N: Just a little one-shot I thought up! Quite random and meant to be funny but knowing my ability at writing it won't turn out that way.
Disclaimer: Not mine
Crookshanks little secret
The Bottlebrush tail of the ginger cat was held high as he padded gently into the dark room. He had arrived just in time to see a laughing man fall backwards through a curtain.
Well…that was strange.
From the cats' vantage point on the tiered benches, he could see that the man had definitely not come out the other side.
He couldn't say it surprised him. The man had always done things in extreme ways so dieing wouldn't be any different.
A young boy was shouting something. "SIRIUS. SIRIUS" He didn't seem to realise that the veil killed you. Well that wasn't the cats fault.
Continuing on his journey the cat noticed a woman, she looked familiar but years in prison did take its toll.
People bustled pointlessly around him as the cat sat down on the last stair.
He transformed and ran a hand through his short, dark hair. His grey eyes scanning the scene.
The woman, Bellatrix, started to run out and on her way past the man murmured pleasantly, "Evening Bella!"
She stopped dead and turned to face him a small frown on her face. Bella pointed her wand at him with confused eyes but soon had to run as the boy, Harry, ran after her shouting something about Bella, Sirius and dieing.
Dumbledore captured the death eaters and turned to everyone else in the room. "I think you missed a death eater Albus." Said Kingsley eyeing the animagus carefully.
Everyone who was still conscious after the battle turned to look at the man. He waved pleasantly since he was a very pleasant man.
Dumbledore pointed his wand at the man who disapparated in the tradition death eater style (A/N: You know with all the black dust?) and reappeared behind the old man.
He grinned. "I'm not a death eater!" He said cheerfully. "At least not anymore."
"What?" Asked Kingsley.
"Let's see…" the man started to explain. "Well I was…but then I found out a secret, stole something and almost got killed by dead bodies and water. Thankfully a house elf saved me and we disapparated home. I walked out the door and started to live my life as a cat." The man transformed into the large, ginger cat.
"Crookshanks" murmured Lupin.
"Yes." The man said before turning to Dumbledore. "You know Dumbledore you really should check whether your students pets are animagi or not. It must be…two in two or three years?"
"Who are they?" Asked Kingsley.
"Me and Wormtail." The man continued as some members of the order gasped. "Yes, I knew. It was me in fact that helped Sirius get into the tower and I tried to get the rat for him but that didn't really work. Now," He rubbed his hand together and stared around at all the people assembled there. "I'm just going to run despairingly towards that veil and yell 'NO' very loudly. Very sorry to stop our little chat but I think family is a bit more important than explaining to you all!"
The man staggered towards the veil yelling 'NO' on the way.
The members of the order all turned fearfully to Dumbledore who chuckled quietly. "Do not fear him, he's not that scary." He turned away and started to walk towards the exit pausing only to say, "I'm going to go and save Harry from the wrath of Lord Voldemort again so I'll see you all later. Goodnight my fellow Order members and of course Goodnight Regulus. Remember to keep Crookshanks little secret safe!"
A/N: Well that's it. Please review and I don't really mind if you're horrible because I thought this up and wrote it in about 20mins. Although if you do flame me you will be held responsible for my soul slowly crumbling into nothingness. Bye!