Welcome to my parody of doom muhahahahah!!!-cough- ha -cough- owie,un..
Disclaimer:Isn't it obvious?!
-It was a cold day when suddenly,a cat flung in from the window and landed on the lap of the almighty authoress. She was pissed off that it was cold again instead of this strange black cat on her lap.After fixing the window,the A.A.(almighty authoress) noticed the cat with a patch of white on the chest.She tried to pet it.The A.A. was slightly mauled,and thus friendship was born-
Somewhere in a distant planet..
"Hell,yeah!!!"Screamed Victoria Mackintosh,for no apparent reason."I rule you drool,wikkas!!" Victoria was currently running like a psycho and earning weird stares from the public in Starbucks. She had just won the lotto for 5 bucks and she was as happy as a monkey on catnip.
She ran home to go on myspace to tell her only friend,Tom, that she won. Victoria accidentally spilled her coco puffs with milk on the computer and she was sucked into the screen to the Naruverse!!
---Scene Change---
An unconscious red head appeared out of thin air,only to land on the almighty but not as sexy as Itachi,Sasuke Uchiha.
A weird pink headed girl was running towards the also unconscious Uchiha. Before Sakura could get there,Naruto,arrived at the scene,lowered his pants,lowered Sasuke's and put his 'nightstick' in Sasuke's 'golf hole' and attempted to 'ride the horsey'.
Sakura stared in disbelief,Sakura's inner bitch could only muster,"now,that is hot!!"
---Scene Change---Hokage's room---
"Hokage-sama!!", yelled thecherrywhore. "What is it ,cherrywho-I mean-Sakura?",said an old hag/gambler/hokage(choose one) who had awoken from her sleep,thus screwing some paperwork with her drool all over the place.
"I bet Naruto tried to molest an unconscious Sasuke hasn't he?" ,said the hag who was currently wiping off the drool..
"That too,but its really about a stranger who landed on Sasuke-kun" Sakura pointed at the weird drooling red head.
After getting rid of Naruto and putting Sasuke in care,they questioned the stranger with things like who are you and how did you get here?
"Who are you and how did you get here?", asked Tsunade.
"Well my name is Victoria Mackintosh,16,and it was a little some thing like this..flashback:
"Hell,yeah!!!"Screamed Victoria Mackintosh,for no apparent reason."I rule you drool,wikkas!!" Victoria was currently running like a phycho and earning weird stares from the public in Starbucks. She had just won the lotto for 5 bucks and she was as happy as a monkey on catnip.
She ran home to go on myspace to tell her only friend,Tom, that she won. Victoria accidently spilled her coco puffs with milk on the computer and she was sucked into the screen to the Naruverse!!(copyed and pasted of course..)
"ah..," Said Tsunade "Take her to a hotel for now.Tommorrow I'll deal,ok,cherrywhore"
"Excuse me?" Sakura's temper flaired.
"I mean- 'check out the new 'cherry store'!" said Tsunade.
"Oh,ok,bye!" Sakura left.Tsunade summoned a construction working ninja to build an actual cherry store.
Jiraiya put stuff inside the store not meant for virgin eyes,since it was called 'cherry' store..
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