The New Saiyuki

Summery: This is about the gang, except that Goku and Goyjo are female strippers working for Sanzo's aunt, Kanzeon and Sanzo, Hakkai, are in a gang with Kougaiji and other people. I don't really want to explain the summery that much so you will have to read the story for yourselves.

Note: I admit I got this idea from a Yugioh story that had a Jou/Kaiba pairing. Jou was working in a strip bar and Kaiba found out so this part of the story isn't my idea, nor do I own Saiyuki but the rest of the idea was mine.

"Okay girls time to make that money," Kanzeon said to the girls working in her strip bar. The establishment is called 'The Vixen's Playground' and the people working here were all women; the strippers (obviously), the bartenders and even the security guards.

The owner, lady Kanzeon was standing in the back while all of the strippers got ready to do their shows. The girls weren't really listening to lady Kanzeon because making money is what they do every single day. All of the beautiful women had gotten their naughty outfits on and were going in the front to do there jobs.

"Now, Goku and Goyjo, can I talk to you before you get on stage?" Kanzeon asked.

While all of the other women left, two stayed to talk with their boss. One woman was named Goku. She was so short that people would've mistaken for a kid if not for her C-cup breasts and her slim, curvy figure. She had long, brown hair and hazel eyes. The other was named Goyjo. She was taller than Goku, but she had the same type of figure, except with D-cup knockers. She has long red hair and red eyes.

"What do you want?" Goyjo asked in a bored voice.

"There's a job I want you two to do for me," Kanzeon said.

"Why choose us?" Goku asked, tilting her head to the side in confusion.

"Well you two are the most popular strippers; bringing in the most money," Kanzeon said absently. "Now I want you two to do a few dances on stage for my nephew, Genjo Sanzo. You see, it's his birthday and the man is too uptight and turns into a grouch who doesn't know how to have fun when someone even tries to celebrate it."

"What exactly do you want us to do?" Goku asked.

"I'm going to get Sanzo and one of his friends on stage like we usually do for other customers and then you and Goyjo are both going to do your thing, understand?" Kanzeon asked.

Both girls nodded and went to the front and did some lap dances to get ready. Kanzeon walked to one table in the back. There were three men sitting around that table with a girl giving them a table dance. One of them had short, blond hair, lilac eyes and wore a permenant scowl on his face. One had short, brown hair, forest green eyes behind glasses and he was wearing a smile on his face. The other man had long, magenta hair, magenta eyes and he was definitely a happy man. Kanzeon didn't pay any attention to the girl and just talked to the men.

"Hello boys," Kanzeon said.

"Hello Kanzeon san," the man with the brown hair said.

"Kanzeon I just want you to know that you just became my favorite person." The man with the magenta hair said.

"Nice to see you too Hakkai and I'm glad that you like the show Kougaiji." Kanzeon said to the two men who spoke to her.

"What do you want already you hag?" The blonde asked while being rude about it.

"Sanzo, I can't believe that you would talk to your aunt like that," Kanzeon said in mock sadness. "I was only going to say happy birthday… and maybe give you surprise."

"I will only ask you one more time, what are you trying to pull?" Sanzo asked. 'No matter what she says I wouldn't trust her word even if it was law.'

"Oh lighten up Sanzo," said Kougaiji. "You only just turned 25 and already you're acting like an old man."

"Sanzo I agree that you should at least enjoy yourself," Hakkai said. "It is your birthday."

"Who the hell asked your opinions?!" Sanzo screamed. While he was trying to control his anger, Sanzo took out both a cigarette, lighter and began to smoke.

'My nephew smokes like a chimney. Those things are definitely going to be the death of him.' Kanzeon thought. "Anyway I need you and Hakkai to come with me to the stage.

"I'm not going up there," said Sanzo.

"I'm sorry Kanzeon but I'm going to have to politely decline," said Hakkai.

"How come I can't go?" Kougaiji whined.

"Because both Sanzo and Hakkai are having a very hard time enjoying themselves," Kanzeon answered calmly to Kougaiji. The owner of the strip club turned her attention back to the other two men. "Now you two better come with me or I can't control what these girls do to you."

Out of nowhere, four female security guards showed up right next to Kanzeon… holding batons. Sanzo and Hakkai decided it was better not to start a commotion and they followed Kanzeon to the stage with the security guards not too far behind them. The security guards tied both Sanzo and Hakkai to chairs on the stage and blindfolded them.

"Come back here you stupid bitches and untie me!" Sanzo screamed. (He screamed other profanities that were too… colorful to repeat.)

"Sanzo!" Hakkai scolded, 'I know how you feel but you still have to be polite; they're only doing their jobs after all."

Kanzeon took out a microphone and made an announcement, "Gentlemen, welcome to the 'The Vixen's Playground'. I am Kanzeon, the woman who runs this establishment and I really hope your ready for the show your about to see!"

All of the costumers (most of them men) clapped and yelled as hard as they could. After everyone became quiet once again Kanzeon continued, "Now most of you who have been here before no the deal. Two very lucky bachelors are tied to chairs on the stage and blindfolded. Two of my girls will give them lap dance and a show we're all definitely going to remember. Now give it up for my most talented girls, Goku and Goyjo!"

The music was put on and the audience gave around of applaud when Goku and Goyjo came out from behind the curtains. Goku was wearing a school girl uniform with a white shirt, a red tie that matched the very short, red skirt she was wearing. Goyjo was right next to her, wearing a French maid outfit that was so tight it looked like it was painted on her skin. The two girls sat on the laps of the men that were tied to their chairs. Goku sat on Sanzo's lap and Goyjo on Hakkai's.

"Whoever this is you better get off my lap and untie me before I decide to just kill you," Sanzo said.

(Goku and Sanzo.)

Amused, Goku leaned in and whispered into his ear. "I'll get off your lap for now but I won't untie you." Goku got up from Sanzo's lap and began to dance next to Goyjo. She took off her white shirt and skirt until she was in a red lace bra and panty set. She sat back on Sanzo's lap.

"Are you Sanzo?" Goku asked the man.

"None of your fucking business," he said.

"I'll take that as a yes," Goku began to nibble on the pulse of his neck and Sanzo tensed in his chair. "You should relax, it's not everyday that I want to actually do this for a customer."

'Wait a minute, is she telling me that she has a thing for me?' Sanzo whimpered when Goku bit his collar bone, he bucked in his seat.

Goku giggled. "Now that's more like it," She said. Goku looked at his face (except his eyes obviously). Her eyes lingered on his lips. 'I wonder what he tastes like. Stop it! You can't think like that… you have a boyfriend remember? But one taste won't hurt anyone, if he doesn't know.'

Making up her mind, Goku leaned down and kissed Sanzo on the lips. Surprisingly Sanzo returned the kiss and dominated it. He plunged his tongue into her mouth and explored every part of her mouth. They both broke away from each other when they needed heir

(Goyjo and Hakkai.)

While dancing, Goyjo took sometime to take a look at the man tied to the chair. She had to admit, she liked what she saw, after dancing -with a little strip tease- Goyjo went back to sitting in his lap.

"Hey good looking, what's your name?" Goyjo asked the man. After that she grinded their hips together.

Hakkai released a low groan from his lips; his cheeks and neck became as red as cherries.

"Come on," Goyjo pleaded. "If you tell me your name I'll tell you mine." For some reason Goyjo wanted to know this man's name… real badly. She removed the skirt of the French maid suit until she was in a bustier with a connected garter and black lace panties. After that, she leaned down and began to nibble on his left ear.

"Hakkai," Hakkai moaned. "My name is Hakkai." Hakkai was getting very aroused, his member was already hitting Goyjo's thigh.

Goyjo laughed. "Well Hakkai my name's Goyjo," She said. "I can tell you're getting turned on."

"Can I… ah- ask you something?" Hakkai said. By now he was as red as a tomato and seriously turned on.

"That depends, if you're going to ask me to untie you the answer is no," said Goyjo.

"Kiss me," Hakkai said huskily. He really wanted to taste those lips on his own.

Goyjo pretended to think about it. After a few minutes Goyjo touched Hakkai's lips with her own. It didn't really take long for Hakkai to dominate the kiss and plkunge his tongue into Goyjo's mouth.

'I like the way she tastes,' Hakkai thought. 'It's sort of a spicy, tangy flavor.'

'This boy knows how to kiss,' Goyjo thought. 'I definitely wouldn't mind doing this again.'

(Normal)

The two couples were really enjoying their time together, so much that they didn't want it to end. Unfortunately it did end. Before they knew it, the customers were clapping and Kanzeon came back on the stage with her microphone.

"Alright everyone, the fun's over," Kanzeon said. "Now give it up for my vixens, Goku and Goyjo!"

Goku and Goyjo got up from the laps belonging to Sanzo and Hakkai. They went behind the curtains.

Security finally untied Sanzo and Hakkai, both men where breathing heavily.

Kanzeon walked over to them. "Well?"

"Well what?" Hakkai asked.

"Come on I know you liked it."

"Oh shut up!" Sanzo said. He and Hakkai went to find Kougaiji and when they did the left the 'Vixen's Playground' as quickly as they could.

Kanzoen shook her head. "Men, I swear some people can be so ungrateful."

Okay that's the end of this chapter. I've been working on this for months so I'm glad it's finally done with. I'm trying to write more stories. Please update and to all those who got me on Alert; quit hatin'. I'll admit some of my stories are extreme but I wrote stories that were rated teens. If you don't like it don't read it.