"Cough, cough, w-where am I"?
"Am I dead"?
"No wait, I can't die"
Envy was in the living room, it was dark and he couldn't see anything, "I guess it just was a crazy dream, man my head hurts", he said.
He got up only to hit his head on something metal and hard, "Ow, what the, what is this", he said rubbing his head, suddenly someone spoke
"Crap the airbag didn't deploy", the person said.
It was Wrath and he was sticking out the now cracked window of… THE BLUE JALOPY that was sticking through the living room wall, "Holy shit, it was real", Envy said staggering to his feet.
Wrath fell out of the car onto the floor "Envy I couldn't find mommy", Wrath wined.
"Wrath Lust is going to skewer us", Envy yelled to the mommy-less homunculus.
"What makes you say that", he said?
"Wrath, there's a gapping hole in the kitchen, a blown up toilet in the bathroom, and finally a blue jalopy in the living room, Lust and the gang are going to be back in 15 minuets, WE ARE GOING TO BE KILLED, if were lucky"!
"Envy I know we've had our differences, but I think its time we work together to clean up the house and… I'm sorry for all the trouble I caused", Wrath said to the steamed artificial human.
"Your darn right I going t- wait…what did you say", Envy questioned?
"We've had a crazy day, and now I realize now that I'm not the only one suffering, I've done a lot to make you mad today and…I really sorry, this must be worse than fighting the Fullmetal Alchemist", Wrath sadly said to Envy.
"Wrath…I guess your right, I've been a real ass today, actually, many days so, how bout a little truce", Envy said
"Truce", he repeated holding his hand out?
"…Truce", Wrath said with a smile as he grabbed Envy hand.
15 work filled Min. later
Wrath and Envy were both on the ground, panting with exhaustion, "we did it Envy, we cleaned everything", Wrath said tiredly.
"Yah", Envy replied to the behaved brat.
The door opened and Lust and everyone came in, she looked around to see the apartment was spotless, "Wow the apartment looks great you two, good job Envy for taking care of Wrath", She said the flabbergasted duet.
"Good job…Wrath", Envy said
"You too…Envy", Wrath replied
"Now for tomorrow, Sloth has a dentist appointment, so Envy you have to stay with Wrath again", Lust interrupted.
"Noooo…not the dentist, noooo", Sloth screamed as she ran behind the couch.
Wrath suddenly turned to Envy again and grinned at him.
"Oh shit", Envy said quietly.
THE END?