Author's note: Life With Derek does not belong to me if it did Lizzie and Edwin would be together. Well I got some ideas from Freaky Friday, but it does not belong me. Hope you like it. Oh I give credit to greenfiend03 for giving me the idea!

BEEP! BEEP!

The alarm sounded in Casey's room. She checked the time and it said six o'clock. Casey tapped it lightly and grabbed her stuff. If she wanted to use the shower she would have to get up early to do so. She headed her way to the bathroom. Casey turned the knob and the door opened. She rubbed her eyes before going in. Derek took his advantage and made a swift move to enter first. He gave her smirk and slammed the door in her face. Casey's plan failed. No matter what she did Derek managed to go into the bathroom first.

"De-rek!" Casey yelled banging on the door with her right hand. She yelled his name for a second time.

The door opened to show Derek in his gray boxers. Casey stared at his muscular chest for a second, but quickly turned away so she could see his face.

"What do you want? I already have the water running," Derek said in his usual smirk. Casey hated that smirk with her life.

A light bulb flashed above Casey's head. She crossed her arms over her chest innocently and stared at Derek straight in the eye.

"Derek I thought you said girls loved your 'original' scent," Casey said forcing a smile. When Casey said original she meant sweaty scent. A few months ago he had told her that girls swarmed when they smelled him.

"Nice try MacDonald," Derek said slamming the door in her face.

"Derek get out of there now!" Casey yelled.

With all her ranting and screaming Edwin, Lizzie, and Marti woke up. They were all in their pajamas and yawning. After a year of Casey and Derek screaming they were used to being woken up early.

"I'm not going to take a shower today," Edwin said yawning.

"Surprisingly I'm not either. I'll take one in the night," Lizzie said heading back to her room to change.

Edwin looked at Lizzie one last time and went to the attic to change himself. Marti who was still standing there smiled at Casey. Telling her it will be all right.

Casey kneeled against the bathroom door. She heard the soothing sound of the water dripping from the shower. It calmed her down a bit but not totally. It was nearly and hour later and Derek still wouldn't come out. Casey knew Derek was only doing this to annoy her. She knew it was working. She started to get madder every minute that passed. The water shut off and the door opened to show Derek Venturi wrapped in a white towel up to his waist.

"Finally your done!" Casey yelled. She went inside slamming the door.

Minutes passed and Casey was already to start a new day at school. She went to her room to grab her bag. She headed downstairs to see Edwin and Lizzie finishing up their cereal and Derek drinking out of a juice carton again. Casey set her bag down and went to the cupboards. She checked her watch 7:50. School started in fifteen minutes and took ten minutes to walk over there. She sighed and grabbed a granola bar.

While she was choosing a granola bar Derek quickly stuffed something in her lower bag. He turned away and went to the living room to grab his backpack. Casey was finishing her bar and grabbed her purse and handbag. Derek smirked at the sight of this.

Derek and Casey were about to walk out the front door when Nora came up from the basement with her car keys.

"Kids do you need a ride from school, today is my day off," she said.

No one argued they entered her car. Marti was dropped off first. Then Edwin and Lizzie were dropped off in their middle school leaving Nora Casey and Derek alone in the car. They were both in the backseat.

Casey was writing in her notebook. The notebooks had red hearts and white stars all over. Derek saw this and kneeled a bit closer to see what she was writing. Casey of course knew better and closed her notebook before Derek could read it.

"Mind you own privacy," Casey said.

The car slowed down and Casey opened the door and headed inside school. She checked her watch and saw she still had two minutes left. he went to her locker and saw Emily waiting for her.

"What took you so long? Wait, let me guess, Derek," Emily said in a blank tone.

It had been a month and Emily started to loose her interest in Derek. It was probably being with Sheldon for so long. Casey nodded. The bell rang and she headed toward her English class. She was excited today she would be getting her paper back. Then she remembered that was the class that her and Derek shared.

Casey sat in her usual seat in the front. She thanked God that Derek sat all the way in the back. Mr. Lawson got their papers and started handing them out. He started with Casey.

"A plus as usual," he said giving her paper.

Casey smiled at her mark. She turned around to see what Derek had gotten. He could tell by his face that yet again he had gotten another F. They continued their lesson from yesterday. The bell rang again. She gathered her stuff together and saw Derek head to the teacher.

"Mr. Lawson I really don't understand this F," Derek said.

"You missed the whole point of The Great Gatsby," he said simply.

Casey packed her stuff slower so she could hear.

"I actually read the book." The teacher snorted and streaked his hand through his hair. "Your exactly like Daisy in the book," Derek realized what he said and started his way to the door.

"Mr. Venturi you just one yourself a detention!" Mr. Lawson said.

Derek got the pass from him and headed his way to the detention. Casey left the room laughing. She heard some strange ticking noise coming from her bag. She looked inside, but then her bag ripped opened dropping all her stuff on the floor. She saw a metal thing with a note attached. Casey knew it was her step-brother. She got the metal thing and through it aiming at the back of his head. Instead of hitting Derek she hit Mr. Lawson in the face.

"Casey in detention now!" He yelled.

Casey started muttering and took the detention. She headed the same way Derek had gone. Today was going to be a bad day. She opened the door. Derek was playing with two pencils. She looked around all the seats, but there was only one. It had to be the one next to Derek. She gave the note to the teacher and sat beside him.

"What did you Casey? Let me guess you got detention because a violation on what your wearing," Derek said snorting.

"Hey no talking!" The teacher yelled from across the room.

An hour later...

"You kids you can go," the teacher said pointing at Derek and Casey.

Casey missed her second period and went on to third. Her third period was her least favorite. It was P.E. Casey was never good at P.E at all. She got changed and went to the gym. Today it was Volley ball boys against girls. Great she was playing against Derek's team.

They started to play. When the teacher's head was turned Kendra would through the ball at Casey's head. Everyone thought it was hilarious. Derek laughed at the sight of this. His ex-girlfriend hitting his step-sister that was funny. Casey couldn't take it anymore. She went to the back and threw the ball at Kendra. Kendra hit the floor hard. The P.E teacher saw this and gave Casey detention.

While the P.E teacher was picking up Kendra Derek snuck into the guy's locker room. He opened his locker and took out the bucket of worms. He snuck out and snuck back in this time to the girl's locker room. He smiled.

"I'm in the girl's locker room," he whispered.

Derek headed toward the P.E teacher's office. He opened her drawer and began stuffing the worms inside the desk. He came out and the girls stood there disgusted. The teacher blew her whistle calling Derek over to her.

"Don't worry Mrs. Logy I know the drill," Derek said getting the note to detention.

He opened the door to see a bunch of kids and Casey sitting all the way in the back fiddling with her hair. The detention watcher was asleep so he took this time to bug Casey even more. He sat next to her.

"You know there are other seats," Casey said to him.

"I know but I can't bug you from all the way over there," Derek said pointing toward a seat.

Casey was not in the mood to fight with him at all. She got her purse and her stuff in the other hand. Derek smirked his little toy worked on her bag. She went to the seat up in front and took out that same notebook before.

The day turned out horribly through out the whole day. The dismal bell rang and Casey began walking home with Emily. Derek was in front of them about a few feet away with Sam, Ralph, and Jessie. Casey began talking with Emily.

She got home and heard screaming from upstairs. She heard Edwin's and Derek's yelling. She figured Edwin was snooping through his room again. Derek smirked at her and headed toward the garage. Casey saw Edwin fall from the stairs.

"Edwin careful!" Lizzie yelled running after him. She got hold of his arm before he hit the banister at the end. She grabbed his arm leading him to her room.

He had underwear tied firmly around his head. Casey headed upstairs. She heard Derek's band from the garage. She stopped to hear what song they were playing.

Derek was playing his guitar. Ralph was playing the drums. Sam was playing the bass and Jessie was singing.

I can't wait to move out of here

When that day comes I'll tell you how I feel

Casey started to hear Derek's guitar. She knew that song. He called it eighteen the only decent song he ever wrote. She went to her room passing Lizzie's room she saw Edwin sitting on her chair. Lizzie was cutting the underwear with a pair of scissors. She smiled at this sight. How come Derek and her never acted nice toward each other like they did?

Eighteen that's when I'll say.

Eighteen I hope you feel the same way.

Eighteen please tell me to stay.

The song finished with a nice echo. "That was our best rehearsal ever!' Ralph yelled.

"Dance, Dance We're falling apart to half time Dance, Dance And these are the lives you'd love to lead," Jessie's phone rang.

"Hello," Jessie said.

Jessie yelled as loud as she ever could. The guys covered their ears at her screaming.

"The En X dropped out of the Dan forth Music Club and we are the first alternate!" Jessie yelled.

All of them smiled and Derek gave Jessie a one arm hug. "When is it?" Derek asked.

"Next Friday at 9:00," Jessie said.

Derek nodded. He heard George's screams from upstairs.

"Sorry guys I have to go," Derek said.

The band loaded their stuff and Derek went to the kitchen. He saw Nora and his father sitting down. Casey was sitting across from them. Derek sat next to Casey.

"We got a call from your school and heard both of you got detention twice in one day," Nora said.

"As a punishment for both of you we took down your doors," George said.

"What?" Derek and Casey said in a unison.

"Look mom I have a reason. The first one was because of Derek and the second one was because stupid Kendra kept hitting me on the head," Casey said.

"Yes, but you choose to act further into those," Nora said.

"Dad look How bout you just take away TV for a month?" Derek asked.

"No Derek! Now why were you in detention?" George asked.

"Only because that stupid teacher is out to get me, Mr. Lawson. The second yeah that was my fault," Derek said getting distracted remembering he was in the girl's locker room.

"Well look on the bright side we are going out to get Chinese food," Marti said coming down stairs.

"Oh joy," Derek said.

They were in their table sitting down. Derek and Casey hardly getting in conversation. Derek was so bored it had been half an hour and his egg rolls still hadn't come. He got his chopsticks and started playing with them. One of his chopsticks flew in the air and hit the waitress in the eye. The waitress with all of her food dropped it on Casey's head.

"De-rek!" Casey yelled. She headed toward the women's restroom to go wash off.

"Derek go apologize to Casey," George said.

Derek got up and headed toward Casey. She touched the knob when she heard Derek.

"That plate of noodles goes perfectly with your fake hair," Derek said.

"Why do you have to make my life miserable," Casey said.

"I make your life miserable. You make my life miserable."

"Derek I try to be nice to you but you just destroy it."

"Look don't be nice. I hate nice people. If you want to help me. You can move out."

"My life was perfect before my mom married your dad," Casey said.

"My life was perfect before my dad married your mom," Derek yelled.

"Cookie?" an old Chinese lady said.

"Sorry not know," Casey said.

The lady started blabbing in her own language. It was really annoying. Derek and Casey took the fortune cookie and Casey headed toward the bathroom. Derek waited outside. Casey cleaned herself up. She saw the fortune cookie on her side. She cracked it open.

Derek on the other side took out the fortune cookie from his pocket and cracked it open.

Both of them took out the paper inside.

A journey soon begins.

A prize reflected in another's eyes.

From what you see is what you lack.

Then love will change you back.

An earthquake started around them. It finished in four seconds. Casey opened the door and felt sick. Derek felt sick too. They headed back to their table.

"Did you feel it?" Derek asked.

"Feel what Smerek?" Marti asked eating some teriyaki chicken.

"The earthquake that just happened," Casey said.

"There wasn't an earthquake," Lizzie said.

Casey was asleep in her bed. She laying perfectly straight and her arms folded. Derek was asleep in his bed. His legs stretched out and his arm hanging from the bed. Just then there was a ticking noise. Casey changed position. Her arm hanging from the bed and her head facing her mattress. Derek changed position too. He lay perfectly straight and arms folded.

Author's note: The reason Derek gave Jessie a one arm hug is because I made her a lesbian. This is my first LWD story and I hope you like it. Please review.