Hi, just to let you know, all credit goes to xXFlamingAssasinXx, who started this super great idea in the first place.

Me: So, hey everybody! This is Ask Brackenfur! He is sitting contently on my bed, eating Fritos, and drinking soda.

Brackenfur: Soooooooooooooooodaaaaaaa………………………………

Me: Sorry, about that, I've noticed that caffeine does some weird things to him.

Brackenfur: -Burp- I think I'm alright now.

Me: Okay, good. Well, just write to Brackenfur, and he'll answer your questions. And don't worry, I'm not torturing him, or treating him like a spoiled kittypet.

Brackenfur: No, life's good.

Me: Yeah, well. Just stop staring at my hamster like that! He's not fresh-kill.

Brackenfur: (watching the wheel spin) But it's so fluffy…

Me: Don't even think about it. Okay, so submit your questions, I'm sure that Brackenfur would love to read them!