Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters. Unfortunately, I also don't seem to own my own mind, since I'm writing so many Draco/Ron drabbles that I have no idea what to do with them. :sweatdrop:
Ten O'Clock
"Draco…"
"Hmn?"
"Stop that. We could get caught."
"How?"
"Someone could walk in."
"…Ron, we live alone."
"So? That doesn't stop my mum from coming in at the worst possible moments."
"Ron, It's ten o'clock at night! You're mother is not going to be apparating into our bedroom at ten o'clock at night!"
"How do you know? You don't know my mum."
"I know her well enough to know that she will not be coming to our house at ten o'clock."
"So you think."
"Ron, if your mother comes to our house at ten o'clock p.m.—which I highly doubt she will—I will sleep in the living room. Got it?"
"Alright, fine. But—."
"Ron."
"Yeah?"
"Shut up and let me continue."
"Hey! Draco, wait! Nng, Draco….HOLY—!"
"Oh, Ron, Draco! I'm terribly sorry! I thought that you two would still be awake! Well, I just came by to give you this cake that I had just finished baking, and now I guess I will be leaving. I love you, bye!"
"Ron…"
"See, Draco? I told you! I told you that my mum would show up! But no, you wouldn't listen! And now guess where you're going to be sleeping tonight? On the couch!"
"Fucker. I just wanted to get laid."
"Suck it up. Now get out. Oh, and Draco?"
"What?"
"Have a lovely time sleeping on the couch all by yourself!"
"...Bastard."
And with that, a naked Draco Malfoy stalked out of the bedroom while the redhead laughed until his sides hurt at the blonde's misfortune.
Yeah, I seriously tpyed this up within five minutes flat. I thought it was adorable, so I'm posting it.