"Talking"
'Thinking'
In this story Hinata;'s now 20 while Naruto's 21 and Arashi- yeah sorry couldn't think of any original names for the kid- is 6.
Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto-but then again -random guy yells-FLASHBACK-
-punches random guy-What the hell! I was gonna have a flash back until u so frikkin rudely interrupted me! Aw god Damn it now i cant remember!
random guy- I was just trying to set the mood Me-no you -you just shut up ok I I-frikin- I try to have a flashback and you- you -Don't even look at me-walks away from random guy-
Three figures stood at the gates of Konoha as they slowly opened, letting them in. The taller figure had golden messy hair and the only thing holding it in place was his headband. His eyes were sapphire blue and he had 3 whisker marks on both cheeks. He wore an orange and black jumpsuit with the zipper unzipped.
The female had long indigo hair that stopped in the middle of her back. Her eyes were lavender with no pupils stating that she was a Hyuuga. She wore her headband around her neck and a mini light purple jacket that ended in the middle of her stomach where her next curve started, under that was a see-through fishnet shirt and she had her jacket slightly unzipped, showing a lot of cleavage (Whoo! go you!)
The shorter one of the three was a little boy who looked at least six. He looked just like the taller one but had no whisker marks and had a tint of lavender in his eyes. He wore a black shirt with a red swirl on it and orange shorts.
"Man its been such a long time! Well, we should head over to the Hokage to check in," the man with blond hair said as he wrapped his arm around the woman, a grin spread on his face.. "-and then after that we could-"
"Hey stop hitting on my Okaa-san You frikkin pervert!!!" yelled the boy as the man let her go.
"Why do you always have to interrupt something kid!" yelled Naruto back at him with his fist held out.
The woman sighed and then smiled. 'They're always like this...Geez they have such a weird father -son relationship.' she giggled to herself.
"Whoo! I'd like to bang that!"
Hinata turned around. "Huh?" Next to her was a crowd of men hooting and whistling at her.
"Wow! She's got a nice rack!"
Hinata, being as innocent as she is, was really confused.
Suddenly, Arashi's ears perked up and overheard what was going on. "Oi who the hell do you guys think you are, looking at my Kaa-san that way!" He ignored the older blond-he was arguing with and started running towards the group of men. That is until a certain women stopped him, holding him by the collar of his shirt while he started kicking and running, trying to escape her grasp.
"She's got a kid!?!"
"No way!"
"Kids are annoying," mumbled the men as they walked away.
"Hey let me go Kaa-san, They're getting away!!!"
"Grr┘bastards," the boy mumbled.
'Where does he get all these curse words from?' thought the Hyuuga (I wonder...lol)
"Naruto kun..." She said still holding onto her son.
"Oh right!" The Blond shinobi then put his fingers in a seal and suddenly a swirl of leaves surrounded the three and they disappeared.
----------At the Hokage's office-----------
"Oba-chan!!!" Yelled an annoying blond ninja we all know and love.
'Only one guy dares disrespect Hokage-sama like that...He must be back,' thought the pink haired kunoichi, while looking towards the door from the Hokage's desk.
Just then the door swung open revealing Naruto, Hinata and a very short kid!
"I'm Back Ba-chan!", Tsunade decided to let that one slide considering he just got back
Sakura then saw the kid holding Hinata's hand. "Kaa-san...Why is Otou-san such an idiot?"
"Please have more respect for your father Arashi-chan." Hinata smiled at him. That's When Sakura finally put 2 and 2 together. The boy looked just like Naruto so that means...
"Naruto you pervert!!!" The pink haired woman clobbered Naruto on the top of his head.
"Ouch...Sakura-chan please have mercy...,"he cried as he started rubbing his bump.
'Who does this woman think she is clobbering my dad like that! Only I can do that!', Thought Arashi.
"You took advantage of Hinata!!!" she yelled.
"I'm just a man!" Naruto cried out sobbing anime tears.
"SHUT UP!!!" Tsunade yelled, making everybody silent.
"Hinata mission report," the Gokudaime demanded.
"H-hai we were able to complete the mission. The waterfall village was in a lot of a mess when we got there but we helped rebuild the village as much as we could. A lot of ninja were killed so we were assigned to locate the assassin and take him out ourselves. We got the scroll back and were taught a lot of new techniques while we stayed there," Hinata stated.
"Good...-the Hokage then looked down. "and the little one there?"
"Who you calling so short that I don't need to bend on my knees to give a frikkin blowjob!!!" Arashi yelled, This time it was Naruto's turn to hold him back (a/n that joke belongs to fullmetalcan and all her sexiness!)
"Seriously where do you get all this crap from..?" Yawned the older blond.
'I wonder...' thought sakura while her left eye was twitching (oooo I wish I could do that!)
"Well um...you are free to go," The Hokage said, she was really getting a headache. 'I need some sake.'
"Yosh! come on kid, I'll take you to the best ramen stand in world!"
"Alright ramen!!!!" yelled Arashi as he started running off.
"Wait kit! You don't even know the way!" Naruto then ran off after him.
Hinata started following them while giggling, until Sakura grabbed her arm.
"Hinata-chan, what exactly happened between you and Naruto...?"
"I thought someone as smart as you would have already figured it out Sakura-chan..."
"Hinata do you- She was interrupted as Naruto poked his head though the door way.
"Hey Hinata-chan, you coming?!" Naruto asked with another grin on his face. Just then another head poked out. "Hey you're not hitting on Kaa-san again, are you?!" Arashi aked suspicously.
"I should have never made you...," squinted the older one of the two.
Hinata started giggling again. "I'm coming...," She then started making her way out as the two males ran off
"Hinata wait-", Sakura was again interrupted but this time by Hinata.
"Sakura...please know that I do not regret what happened that night with me and Naruto-kun." She had her back turned to Sakura as she said this. "I love Arashi- chan and wouldn't have it any other way." She then turned around, gave Sakura a smile then walked off.
'Hinata...do you know of the Kyuubi?' thought Sakura as she watched her leave.
----------------At the Ramen stand-------
"I wont loose to you tou-san!" yelled Arashi as he finished his thirteenth bowl. Naruto just kept eating, he was already on his 20'th bowl. Hinata had just finished her first bowl as Arashi looked over his shoulder at her.
"Way to go Kaa-san!" he cheered and then was on his next bowl Hinata was sitting in the middle of the two. Naruto then stretched his arm around her. "So what do you wanna do after we eat Hinata-chan...?" He had a perverted look in his eyes.
"Hey I saw that! Let go of her you pervert!"
'Aw...my own son thinks I'm a pervert...how the mighty have fallen- I feel like Ero-sennin'
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Yay thanks for reading in the next chapter I'll explain why Arashi acts that way towards his father since he's so young and stuff.
Okaa-san means mom and Otou-san means dad.
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