Mojo eagerly opened the letter. These people had failed him, they owed him money, this was their answer.

'Dear Mr. Jojo,

We regret that our product failed to live up to your expectations. Our product, unfortunately, will not shrink the Powerpuff Girls. It is to be used only on actual hemorrhoids. We will be happy to refund your purchase price for one tube. We cannot reimburse you for seven gallons. However, we will be sending you free coupons for a variety of our other products as a thank you. Your letter made our week.

Sincerely,

The Makers of Preparation H'