A/N: My God, I just checked my last update on every story, and WHOA! Last time I updated If It's Love was in... SEPTEMBER?! It's freaking January! -Still looking at the two pieces of paper that haven't moved from their place for at LEAST a WEEK- Right... So, uhm, yeah! I need to REALLY start up again... Inspiration needed. I feel a friend's pain... Always needing inspiration...
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-ROFL- I have Shikamaru's internet name as 'TooTroublesome', and yet, I, myself, find it too troublesome to keep typing that screen name, so I kept copying and pasting it, after I wrote it once XD
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DISCLAIMER: Ido not own GaiaOnline OR YouTube, but I DO own the random site of GreenBeastForums. Yes, Lee made the site, and thus, it is a non-existing site, and only exists within the boundaries of this fanfiction.
Chapter 3: Chatting Online
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Shikamaru's POV
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An angry group of people on a Tuesday. Simple, right? Well, sure, if friends hadn't been beat up, human or not. My whole group started calling each other up, asking what the heck happened with Sasuke and Suigetsu. That's what we ALL want to know. Gaara wasn't the only one who got beat up by those two. Several people were. Eventually, during a six-way conversation on the phone, we all came to the conclusion that we should just talk about this online, because we may get a chance to talk to either Sasuke or Suigetsu. So, yes, we're all getting online, now.
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TooTroublesome has signed in.
RamenKing has signed in.
GreenBeast has signed in.
TaintedDestiny has signed in.
DogTamer has signed in.
FoodBoy has signed in.
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TooTroublesome: So, anyone have any ideas as to WHY Sasuke and Suigetsu would beat up so many people?
RamenKing: Any ideas why they haven't got CAUGHT…? -.-
DogTamer: I don't know, and I don't care. I'm gonna be the next one in our school to be beating someone up, though.
GreenBeast: What for?
DogTamer: They beat up Akamaru! I'm gonna frigging KILL them!
TooTroublesome: They beat up Akamaru, too?!
DogTamer: Yes!
GreenBeast:Kiba-kun, please calm down… We'll talk to them about it, first…
DogTamer: WHY?! It's pointless! Ever since Sasuke met Suigetsu, he's been acting like a total JERK to us! Talking to him isn't going to do ANYTHING!
RamenKing: But I don't think they injured anyone too seriously… Sakura isn't in the hospital, although she DOES have several bruises, and Hinata is the same way. I know about Hinata, because I went to visit Sakura right after school today, because she was absent today. And Jiraiya told me Sakura's mother called the school, complaining about her daughter having gotten beaten up. So, when I went to visit Sakura, she told me Sasuke and Suigetsu beat up Hinata, too. She said they beat up Hinata first, and Sakura tried to reason with them in words, saying it'd be best to avoid violence, but Sasuke and Suigetsu refused to listen, and beat her up, too.
GreenBeast:S-Sakura-san?!
RamenKing: Yeah…
TooTroublesome:Wait, you mean the second assistant principal, Jiraiya?
RamenKing: Yeah. He knows I'm one of Sakura's closest friends, so he told me. He told Ino, too.
TooTroublesome: So why are those two going around beating everyone up?!
GreenBeast: They're probably just on Steroids…
RamenKing: … -ROFL-
TaintedDestiny: Steroids? I suppose those two could possibly be on such a thing… Wouldn't surprise me. XD
TooTroublesome: In that case, Itachi's on Steroids, too, for not noticing XD
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FoxSpirit has signed in.
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RamenKing: BROFER! -Major Steroids glompage attack-
GreenBeast: -ROFL-
FoxSpirit:…Steroids…glompage…attack…? I think you've been online far too much.
RamenKing: Brofer, you're mean… I only spend about three to four hours a day online on school nights… But on weekends, I only spend about six to seven hours, or more, if I'm that bored…
GreenBeast: XD
FoxSpirit: …-.- I won't ever believe you're my brother.
RamenKing: Distant cousins?
FoxSpirit: Not even…
RamenKing: -Isht sad-
TooTroublesome: Lovely brother relationship…
RamenKing: Brofer! It'sBrofer!
TooTroublesome: Okay, how about we get back to the whole… Everyone's-Getting-Beat-Up-By-Sasuke-And-Suigetsu situation… -Sweatdrop-
FoxSpirit: Sasuke's causing trouble? I don't think I'm coming back to that school…
TooTroublesome: Oh, yeah… You were here before, weren't you? You moved…
FoxSpirit: Yeah. I'm moving back in with Naruto.
RamenKing: OMG! BROFER!
FoxSpirit: Ignoring him and continuing on… So Sasuke's being a troublemaker, basically?
TooTroublesome: Exactly.
FoxSpirit: If they're still acting this way when I get back, I'll deal with them.
TooTroublesome: It's so troublesome that we can't just talk some sense into them.
GreenBeast: Nobody in the school is going to like them once they find out they've been acting the way they are.
RamenKing: If Gaara isn't alright by Friday, I'm going after them both.
FoxSpirit: Naruto, don't do something stupid. It'll be two against one, and with Suigetsu being as strong as he is, you wouldn't have a chance of winning a fight with them.
TaintedDestiny: He's right, Naruto. If you're going to fight them at all, make sure you're with one of us.
RamenKing: -Sigh- I know, I know…
GreenBeast: …I didn't know Deidara had a GaiaOnline account…
DogBoy: Wha…?
GreenBeast: And when did Hidan get a YouTube account…?
RamenKing: Lee…
GreenBeast: Yes, Naruto-kun?
RamenKing: We came on to talk about Sasuke and Suigetsu, not Deidara and Hidan having accounts on websites.
GreenBeast: Oh!Why don't we go on MY website?! The GreenBeastForums!
RamenKing/DogBoy/TooTroublesome/TaintedDestiny/FoxSpirit:Green…Beast…Forums…?
FoodBoy: Sounds cool.
RamenKing/DogBoy/TooTroublesome/TaintedDestiny/FoxSpirit: … Um…
GreenBeast: Well, it IS popular. You guys are the only few, with SOME other people, who haven't signed up on my site, yet. It's even got gossip about Sasuke and Suigetsu. People have already started jumping on the situation.
FoodBoy: Can we see it?
GreenBeast: Sure. Just go on the site and click the forums section. It's the first forum listed. The forums are in order due to popularity, since the automatic forum-order setting is set on popularity. (A/N: Don't bother trying to do this… The site doesn't even exist XD)
FoodBoy: Got it.
Once I got where Lee directed us to, I stared at the computer in disbelief. 1,867 pages on the forumalready, and the forum was just made today after school! And apparently, Sasuke and Suigetsu HAVE signed up on this site, yet they haven't posted in the forum nearly dedicated to them! Their profiles say they're signed on right now, too! What's with them? …No, never mind. They're probably reading the posts in the forum and just not posting. They're probably on the phone with each other and talking about it, knowing them. And what's even worse is that Chouji and Naruto have already started posting. The rest of us are at least smart enough to just read what's going on, and not post. We're all going to see Sasuke and Suigetsu tomorrow anyway, unless they skip school. It won't surprise me if they do, due to all of these posts about them. They're going to end up being boycotted.
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Tis a bit short. But I'm gonna try harder. I haven't updated in a long time, anyway, so this had best be better than nothing!