AN: this jokes wearing a bit thin now, so this is the LAST ONE.

The to do list of Captain Jack Harkness, from Utopia, in the order he thought them.

Kiss Ianto..

Kiss Gwen.

Kiss Owen.

Kiss Tosh.

Kiss the Doctor.

Kiss Martha.

Kiss the total stranger from the end of the universe.

Kiss the blue insect lady.

Kiss the old guy - no wait maybe not.

Take clothes off at least once.